Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "King Baby" Jim Gaffigan

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These are the top 5 funniest jokes from my standup special King Baby! Let some know if you agree in the comments!
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Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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Japan mndown.info/fast/video/sXy4fot_rqKRhoE
Fish mndown.info/fast/video/l6PUf3WguKOxiIk
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
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Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Ryan Waniata
Ryan Waniata 19 өдрийн өмнө
Why are you so damn funny? Quit it.
Mary Facchino
Mary Facchino 25 өдрийн өмнө
“, "Pl"""'kmhb
Luke Warmwater
Luke Warmwater Сарын өмнө
bipity bopity bacon!!
Amy Wall
Amy Wall Сарын өмнө
Makes me laugh out loud! Your delivery is spot on.. 😂😂 thanks for the laughs!
Julian Waugh
Julian Waugh Сарын өмнө
Bacon and peanut butter sandwich yum ,good on baked potatoes as well
Louis Buzzi
Louis Buzzi Сарын өмнө
This guy is alright ya know.
Joanne Cooper
Joanne Cooper Сарын өмнө
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch this man's videos. He is hilarious, and no cussing!
JoseLuis MariscalReyes
JoseLuis MariscalReyes 2 сарын өмнө
5 g phone four more the iPhone 12 2 more patches bingo app
JoseLuis MariscalReyes
JoseLuis MariscalReyes 2 сарын өмнө
2 more patch for iPhone pro 12
JoseLuis MariscalReyes
JoseLuis MariscalReyes 2 сарын өмнө
75inch tv 99 out of 10 one more
Tasha Really
Tasha Really 2 сарын өмнө
Gracias
Mango T
Mango T 2 сарын өмнө
One night, Friday, after not being able/want to get home for what ever reason, is the maximum. To stay over. Breakfast? Cool. Lunch? Sure. But it’s lunch so let’s crack one open!\you know,! You really have the rest of the weekend, because it just started, realistically. But yeah. Go home now.
David Niggemeyer
David Niggemeyer 3 сарын өмнө
I enjoy bowling.
J Hanson
J Hanson 3 сарын өмнө
Thanks for this, Jim, it really helps. Plus, you're so funny!
Joe Cook
Joe Cook 3 сарын өмнө
He's like funniest dude ever. Him, Ricky Gervais.
Tom Wood
Tom Wood 3 сарын өмнө
If we didn't eat bacon, pigs wouldn't have to die.
brrrayday
brrrayday 4 сарын өмнө
The camping bit reminded me of the McManus short story, "A Fine and Pleasant Misery" Its a hoot
Elvin Hoover
Elvin Hoover 4 сарын өмнө
Pei 👂 ring you was what happened to slave love the master after years . because they won't leave the master.i am saying it wrong that what bibil say inth mode for many of bibil in german.thank you
fun_paparazzi
fun_paparazzi 4 сарын өмнө
Ketchup on sushi?! 😂 That’s gold, Jim, gold!
V 13
V 13 6 сарын өмнө
You're a great anti-depressant thank you for the laughs
liz
liz 3 сарын өмнө
Exactly!!
Mers
Mers 6 сарын өмнө
If you think bowling is a *sport* (and not just a *game*), you're American. And yes, you're out of shape.
Lisa 'Sherlock' Holmes
Lisa 'Sherlock' Holmes 6 сарын өмнө
I haven't bowled in over 25 years. He made me want to go wash my hands.
Mike Edwards
Mike Edwards 6 сарын өмнө
Covid ruined bowling. What are white people gonna do for fun now??
Clive Heenan
Clive Heenan 6 сарын өмнө
This man is a master. He makes it look deceptively easy. Great persona and really, really funny. Wonderful.
Larry Rowe
Larry Rowe 6 сарын өмнө
I really feel that I missed the whole point. I don't think Jim is "funny". Maybe his humor is way above me. I don't know. I am sUre Jim will understand my comment
Stan Meeks
Stan Meeks 6 сарын өмнө
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Autumn Marr
Autumn Marr 6 сарын өмнө
The occurence of maving bacon spaghetti rather than traditional Italian spaghetti for dinner is 5 to 1
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 6 сарын өмнө
I can’t get enough of these videos!! Laughter is one of the best stress reducers!
liz
liz 3 сарын өмнө
Yes! It helps my depression
xleejhayx
xleejhayx 6 сарын өмнө
why does ham come from a 🐖 and burger comes from a 🐄 but is called 🍔?!?
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD 6 сарын өмнө
If you are reading this comment: 💕BE BLESSED!!! x1,000,000💕💞✨💫💞✨💫💞✨💫💞✨💫
Zjdiesel
Zjdiesel 6 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim if you’re ever in town you should stay with.... the Princess motel down the road... one night there and you’ll beg for my feet, dog, poo smelling house. 😂😂😆😉
sideshowtink
sideshowtink 6 сарын өмнө
Funniest thing I have ever seen especially the bowling bit! Camping was hilarious too! Everything GREAT!
M Ammaddenn
M Ammaddenn 6 сарын өмнө
Three words, Guest host SNL. Tell your agent to get on it.
hoosierhiver
hoosierhiver 6 сарын өмнө
or how about when you get to sleep in the kid's bed and it's only 5 ft long so you have to try to sleep diagonally, but that doesn't quite cut it.
Charlyne Gezze
Charlyne Gezze 6 сарын өмнө
I made a Thanksgiving Dinner for a Spanish family at their house. When it was served somebody dragged out ketchup. I was furious. Talk about stereotypes! 😠
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 4 сарын өмнө
I would have laughed! Don't take things so personally & so seriously! Life is nicer that way. Especially with Ketchup on it.
Terence Gallagher
Terence Gallagher 6 сарын өмнө
WHO ARE THE 36 MONSTERS??? They must be Al Qaeda!
Dark Warrior
Dark Warrior 6 сарын өмнө
Bowling is a dying sport for sure. It will be gone soon. The main thing killing it is leagues. Many many times have I gone to go bowling only to discover the place was closed for leagues only, even though half the lanes were unused.
Donna Snyder
Donna Snyder 6 сарын өмнө
♡♡♡
rubyquail
rubyquail 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you for the belly laughs (mine).
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
so Mr.Picker... just saw your movie... you ROCK in it !...
Sourdo1
Sourdo1 6 сарын өмнө
I get it now. Each compilation has exactly the same jokes, but in different order.
browneyes142a
browneyes142a 6 сарын өмнө
Well, when you committed to putting out a video every day...
OzarksWildman
OzarksWildman 6 сарын өмнө
Haha! Jim is a smart a$$!😂
GF
GF 6 сарын өмнө
I, too, call myself “indoorsy” and consider camping atavistic. Thank you for validating me, Sir.
Moe Jaime
Moe Jaime 6 сарын өмнө
Farted !
John Duckworth
John Duckworth 6 сарын өмнө
I'm hearing the word bacon in everyday speech now. Hey the restaurant had to close because of a fire harzard what are the customers going to do? Bacon go somewhere else. What about the restaurant staff who lost money tonight? Can they file for unemployment compensation? Bacon try.
M S
M S 6 сарын өмнө
Great Top 5 Jokes for today Jim ! I will have a different perspective on bowling . Just darn silly and funny! Lol 🙂😂🙂🙂🙂
mike russo
mike russo 6 сарын өмнө
camping.....no t.v. no you tube no thanks!!
William Day
William Day 6 сарын өмнө
Do you have enough gambling jokes to make a short or two?
village carpenter
village carpenter 6 сарын өмнө
Jim who?
Beeble Brox
Beeble Brox 6 сарын өмнө
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!
eMBo twentyfour
eMBo twentyfour 6 сарын өмнө
I'm like on the verge of crying from laughter through the whole video.
A dorable
A dorable 6 сарын өмнө
I love Jim 💜🥰 but since becoming a Vegan it's a little hard to listen to the bacon section. I remember how mega delicious it was, but it's also super dangerous to health. Hope he doesn't eat much of it. ☮🌟💜🙏
Death By Design Graphics
Death By Design Graphics 2 сарын өмнө
@Sun Shine Well I don't know exactly if they do that but why wouldn't they? So long as the meat isn't spoiled or contaminated they might as well use it.
A dorable
A dorable 2 сарын өмнө
@Sun Shine 😅 Yes, bacon is so nasty greasy 😜 You eat animal products? Which ones?
Sun Shine
Sun Shine 2 сарын өмнө
@Death By Design Graphics Never heard of anyone butchering a cow that died of natural causes... doesn’t even sound legal. But I’ll definitely look into it because the neighbors behind me rescued 21 cows from going to slaughter & now they have over 60 that will probably die of old age. BTW- domestic animals won’t survive in the wild because they’ve been domesticated for generations.
Sun Shine
Sun Shine 2 сарын өмнө
Vegetarian for over 45 years & could never stand the smell or taste of pork. I was reminded how slimy bacon was a few years ago when someone got me a salad at a fast food window in the dark, & I was heaving thinking there were slugs on the lettuce.
Death By Design Graphics
Death By Design Graphics 6 сарын өмнө
@A dorable I'm just wondering if you're one of those hypocritical types of vegans though. Your picture is of a cat and cats don't eat non meat products for nutritional purposes, many animals don't. Humans are omnivores and we can sustain ourselves on either. Is it wrong to not eat meat and still have an animal that requires meat to survive? They do live a better, fuller and happier life with us than they would in the wild. There is also aged free range beef where they only butcher cows that died from natural causes, is that wrong too? I'd say it's ok at least in some circumstances to eat meat, that is totally cruelty free. Where do you draw the line because it's not entirely clear?
Andy Allwood
Andy Allwood 6 сарын өмнө
I think even Jim would like fish & chips with plenty of vinegar, it might change his mind about fish and vinegar ;)
Ossi
Ossi 6 сарын өмнө
I am in conflict, Love both , Jimmy and Gabriel, I can't get a favorite one, love them both
Kenny Johnson
Kenny Johnson 6 сарын өмнө
I hope this man Does. Comedy. Forever.
joseph migliore
joseph migliore 3 сарын өмнө
Kenny Johnson Or at least until he dies.
Eleanor Rouxel
Eleanor Rouxel 6 сарын өмнө
I think I'll go get some bacon.....thanks Jim
Sue Brown
Sue Brown 6 сарын өмнө
“Thank you for your comedy” signed Water Chestnut lll
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
The only bowling I like is Bowling for Soup.
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
@Evan Patterson it came to me in a dream!
Evan Patterson
Evan Patterson 6 сарын өмнө
How do you know?
Pawel X
Pawel X 6 сарын өмнө
Fun fact: ketchup contains vinegar.
Pawel X
Pawel X 6 сарын өмнө
@Snickle Fritz Clearly Tee Twetherlow required an explanation :)
Pawel X
Pawel X 6 сарын өмнө
@Tee Twetherlow Just a response to Jim loving ketchup and hating vinegar :)
GeminieCricket
GeminieCricket 6 сарын өмнө
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😁
Hemang Sutaria
Hemang Sutaria 6 сарын өмнө
The success cycle for any/all business, entity or individual is about 25-30 years and it seems your advisor got u there faster.
Hemang Sutaria
Hemang Sutaria 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, I’m a bit disappointed. Your marketing people are posting the same old jokes over and over again. Not what I was expecting from u, especially you.
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 4 сарын өмнө
It's not his "marketing people", it is him. And, like the rest of us, he thought this covid thing would have been over loooong ago.
Tim Heppell
Tim Heppell 6 сарын өмнө
To be fair, anyone who promises to post content every day until the pandemic ends is doomed to repeat clips at times. I'm still grateful for the effort. I can watch them multiple times and still enjoy a good laugh.
anni outandaboutvintage
anni outandaboutvintage 6 сарын өмнө
"fancy" jokes! ;)
Francesca S
Francesca S 6 сарын өмнө
Funny bits! Good way to start my day.
Eric West
Eric West 6 сарын өмнө
I never miss a video. My morning bacon with coffee.
Dakkson
Dakkson 6 сарын өмнө
u r so different in all of ur specials. it's like each shows u hav multiple avatar to choose to perform
help me get 1k subs with 1 video please
help me get 1k subs with 1 video please 6 сарын өмнө
To whoever is reading this, this is going to be a great year for you and your family.
Luke Warmwater
Luke Warmwater Сарын өмнө
well...um....thanks. I could use that.
Brad Armstrong
Brad Armstrong 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks but don't you know this is 2020?
The talking Devil
The talking Devil 6 сарын өмнө
I'm so hanged over it hurts when I laugh, damn you Jim
The talking Devil
The talking Devil 6 сарын өмнө
@ronnie toots thanks for the correction professor Ronnie, to be honest I didn't know that. I went to a French school, so thanks
The talking Devil
The talking Devil 6 сарын өмнө
@ronnie toots I actually went to a decent private school but I was hungover. I could have swear I mention that in my comment, which makes me wonder were you went to school at 😏😏 you don't seem to understand things you just read
ronnie toots
ronnie toots 6 сарын өмнө
past tense of hang is hung......sheesh...where did you go to school?
Jennifer Steward
Jennifer Steward 6 сарын өмнө
Michael Adams go somewhere else
Head Hunter
Head Hunter 7 сарын өмнө
I love jim gaffigan
Sarah
Sarah 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks Jim!
Waldo
Waldo 7 сарын өмнө
Ready!
bfkennedy
bfkennedy 7 сарын өмнө
Jim is the king of comedy! 👑
Chris Harland
Chris Harland 3 сарын өмнө
A prince of comedy
fun_paparazzi
fun_paparazzi 4 сарын өмнө
@bfkennedy: Jimmy G is the OG of clean comedy
Codrin N
Codrin N 6 сарын өмнө
Of housewives comedy
Alfredo Rodriguez
Alfredo Rodriguez 6 сарын өмнө
Of clean comedy.
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