Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Mr.Universe" Jim Gaffigan

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Here are the funniest jokes from my standup special Mr.Universe! I hope you enjoy it! Please subscribe and leave a like if you agree with my order!
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Mikey Mike
Mikey Mike 5 өдрийн өмнө
When I'm felling down and upset, I watch you and laugh 😂 my ass off. And forget why I'm upset, thank you brother! Keep on joking!
Antony Stark
Antony Stark 7 өдрийн өмнө
I didn't go to McDonald's since years, but now I want the bonus french fries.
James Cooper
James Cooper 12 өдрийн өмнө
What room are you staying in?
MusicManD 22 өдрийн өмнө
Jim Giraffeagain
trkddy 22 өдрийн өмнө
Comedy genius 🤣😆😂
yvonne pandora meehan ypm
yvonne pandora meehan ypm 25 өдрийн өмнө
The EXTENDS bit was the BEST!!!! Jimmy Johnson/Dick Butkis GENIUS!!!
Sergio Arellano
Sergio Arellano 27 өдрийн өмнө
He really might be the best comedian alive and that's saying a looooot
Mom 4 Moms
Mom 4 Moms 28 өдрийн өмнө
Can someone point me to the jokes where he’s talking about Jesus or god and says “we don’t know what he sounds like he could be like HOW YALL DOING (in a southern voice) haha I can’t find it!
Mom 4 Moms
Mom 4 Moms 15 өдрийн өмнө
@mano a mano seriously I was searching so many clips! It’s so hilarious!
Mom 4 Moms
Mom 4 Moms 15 өдрийн өмнө
@mano a mano thank you so much!!!!
mano a mano
mano a mano 15 өдрийн өмнө
It's in the McDonalds bit, where Jesus says "Give him an extra fry..."
Zoe Castañeda
Zoe Castañeda Сарын өмнө
Do you live here lol
Sergio Antezana
Sergio Antezana Сарын өмнө
Love this special, I think I know it by heart. thanks
Roni Montes
Roni Montes Сарын өмнө
He's hilarious 🤣🤣 I'm NEVER disappointed 😂😂
Dawn Davenport
Dawn Davenport Сарын өмнө
I feel your pain about the towels lololol
Richard Patik
Richard Patik Сарын өмнө
That “look back” after sitting down naked on the hotel couch was brilliant.
Gourmet Food Review
Gourmet Food Review Сарын өмнө
I love this guy. Jim you are the best
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp Сарын өмнө
2:14 Arnold won Mr Universe 7 times.
eyesuckle Сарын өмнө
Did he somehow say "Giraffe again" and just. . . let it slip right by? What kind of comedian is this!
Sharon Gibbs
Sharon Gibbs Сарын өмнө
I had Covid 19 after I had previously stopped smoking. Now my lungs are really bad and laughter is still the best medicine for me. You and your family are doing a great job---and yes, God is keeping score!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Sharon Gibbs amen 🙏🏼.. I appreciate
Sharon Gibbs
Sharon Gibbs Сарын өмнө
@Jim Gaffigan My best to you and your family from me and my (Catholic) family. I pray to the Blessed Mother and she helps all and will chuckle and enjoy your work while she reminds her Son to help us. See. all Mothers exert a little guilt--it's our job!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your kind words
Brent Сарын өмнө
watching while eating a big mac and fries and loving it
Nancy Walter
Nancy Walter Сарын өмнө
I love it!! I have never listened to Jim Gaffigan before about 2 weeks ago, and now I'm listening on my walks, and have seen every special on Netflix! I don't know when I have laughed so hard!! 🤣👍🏼❤️
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support
Elizabeth Freeman
Elizabeth Freeman Сарын өмнө
The gigantic transaction willy strip because height ecologically chew between a delicious sweatshop. befitting, mushy eyelash
Michael Monkey
Michael Monkey Сарын өмнө
I have actually worked out next to Mr. Olympia and he was miserable.......
Michael Monkey
Michael Monkey Сарын өмнө
Love ya Jimmy....
Alex Mills
Alex Mills Сарын өмнө
…”what is this, a library?!”
Steve Gabbert
Steve Gabbert Сарын өмнө
If you want to be a stand up comic...or father, I heard he's pretty good at that Jim Gaffigan. You might have to find out what room he's in.
Vision & Transformation
Vision & Transformation Сарын өмнө
"The bonus fry" 🤣
I Play One On T.V.
I Play One On T.V. Сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan is so "gangster"! "Mr. Clean" is also, "Mr. Take-No-Prisoners."
Wendy Logan
Wendy Logan Сарын өмнө
Even I, a 61-year-old grandmother has been imitating Arnold Swartzenegger, and I have been doing that for decades with, “I’ll be Bach’
ModernMaharlika Jan Lee
ModernMaharlika Jan Lee Сарын өмнө
I’ve watched you many many times and I still laugh. 😆😆
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you all lovely fans... ❤️❣️
newfiefromnl Viking king
newfiefromnl Viking king 2 сарын өмнө
It takes a lot of BALLS to get on stage wearing a thong, no not really.
Dirk Walker
Dirk Walker 2 сарын өмнө
"You're dropping me as a member? Speaking of members, I have a tiny one." XD
Stephanie Blasenak
Stephanie Blasenak 2 сарын өмнө
Ah, "Jim Laugh-again". 😉
elgiacomo 2 сарын өмнө
OMG! Helluva compilation! I'm in pain from laughing so hard!
Myriam Lateur
Myriam Lateur 2 сарын өмнө
I watch this one, probably for the 20th time ... never get bored, ... should I consult?
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love
Ape Beats
Ape Beats 2 сарын өмнө
Easily my favorite comedian by far. This man is an absolute genius, and I love him to death. No one can pull me out of a cruddy mood like Mr. Jim Gaffigan can. I wish I could tell him face to face how much I appreciate him.
Alice 2 сарын өмнө
All your jokes are extraordinarily funny!!!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love
Chasing Thoughts
Chasing Thoughts 2 сарын өмнө
Worst TED Talk ever.
David S. Pumpkins
David S. Pumpkins 2 сарын өмнө
Notice how Jim shakes the microphone at every punchline? Signature move right there! Lol! 🎤 🎅
David S. Pumpkins
David S. Pumpkins 2 сарын өмнө
22:45 LOL! 😂
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 2 сарын өмнө
Thank goodness laughter is part of the human characteristics!
Mabeaute 8
Mabeaute 8 2 сарын өмнө
Future comedians take notes...JG is creme de la creme!
FurryFace 3 сарын өмнө
what Room are you staying in ? , ha ha
FurryFace 3 сарын өмнө
8 bucks in Quarters , lol
John Wayne
John Wayne 3 сарын өмнө
Simply BRILLIANT!!!! Gaffigan delivers, like no one else. Every time!!!
Alain Savard
Alain Savard 3 сарын өмнө
How about a giraffe that eats a lion.. that would be something else.
Kathy Borthwick
Kathy Borthwick 3 сарын өмнө
Yes Thank You! My daily smile!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Sgt Lucifer
Sgt Lucifer 3 сарын өмнө
- this is real professional clean comedy. laughed thru it all. thanks jim.
Dsp 3 сарын өмнө
For three years I didnt eat *any* fast food Luckily, I’m no longer depressed
Lucien Magabe
Lucien Magabe 3 сарын өмнө
Mr. bouncy-verse 😂
Sharmito Boylos
Sharmito Boylos 3 сарын өмнө
jesus should sound exactly like that
NinjaOnANinja 3 сарын өмнө
You sound a lot like tosh.o or maybe he sounds like you. IDK. But you sound the same. Acts are similar, content isn't, same kinda talking. I don't like that creep. You are the only creep out if the two creeps I have spoken about that I like.
Christopher William
Christopher William 3 сарын өмнө
Im not Going to Oklahoma didn't lose nothing there but wasted money at casino im Not going!!
Phil UndyChub
Phil UndyChub 3 сарын өмнө
How do you pronounce your surname? .... 7:04 ....ok thank you :)
Elizabeth Shaw
Elizabeth Shaw 3 сарын өмнө
When I was a kid my uncle was Miss the universe. He was about five foot three but I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley! I really think he was probably 5 ft 8.
Johan Lund
Johan Lund 3 сарын өмнө
20:20 the loose fries that come from Jesus! Hahahaha! Great show man!
Eric S.
Eric S. 4 сарын өмнө
The best thing about Jim Gaffigan is that his jokes age so well. It's all still the same
The Awakening Heard
The Awakening Heard 4 сарын өмнө
This is the funniest guy ever.
BigBang Witness
BigBang Witness 4 сарын өмнө
jimgaffigan 581K subscribers
Marina Shahq
Marina Shahq 4 сарын өмнө
Extenz joke is hilarious 🤣
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Metal Gaming Warrior
Metal Gaming Warrior 4 сарын өмнө
Only this man could make millions of people laugh with McDonalds fries.
Jacked Kerouac
Jacked Kerouac 4 сарын өмнө
I first discovered you when Hollywood Video was still around lol, and have been a fan ever since.
Noah Kazanjian
Noah Kazanjian 4 сарын өмнө
WHO THE HECK GAVE 145 DISLIKES?! you are my favorite jim!
A Love
A Love 4 сарын өмнө
How does Jim Gafigan make literally anything funny?
Elsa Jones
Elsa Jones Сарын өмнө
He has children, that'll do it
Kareen Richardson
Kareen Richardson 4 сарын өмнө
He's always funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
sonal pandya
sonal pandya 4 сарын өмнө
Lol!!! “This isn’t even made of real milk, it’s some kind of chocolate mucus” you are so funny!!!! Thanks Jim😂
Bob Johnson
Bob Johnson 5 сарын өмнө
How did "Whales" not make this top five list?!?!? :-)
Linda Watson
Linda Watson 5 сарын өмнө
Stephen Kader
Stephen Kader 5 сарын өмнө
ross pru
ross pru 5 сарын өмнө
Funniest comedian I've ever heard!!!
Top OfTheLine
Top OfTheLine 5 сарын өмнө
for a very short period of time i used to work at the call center / phone sales for enzyte natural male enhancement lol i quickly realised how terrible of a salesperson i was . i quit about a week before the FBI raided the place in forest park ohio
Moe Jaime
Moe Jaime 5 сарын өмнө
I am unsubscribing from your channel because you want me to pay to watch your live dinners ! hope you choke on a chicken bone !
Mark Koines
Mark Koines 5 сарын өмнө
Nice Job Jim!
Leonidas Knightis
Leonidas Knightis 5 сарын өмнө
It's the Olympia folks....Mr Olympia is the highest achievement in the sport. Just an fyi
linshanhsiang 5 сарын өмнө
Actual applause for McDonald's fries and getting cancer. What have we become?
William Craig
William Craig 5 сарын өмнө
You are the best, thanks for your clean humor.
Andy Blanton
Andy Blanton 5 сарын өмнө
Mcdonald's is the best Stand-up bit of all time.
Ann Kleinman
Ann Kleinman 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, you've single handedly helped me through all my tough times this past year and I've been slammed with them. I love love that you are clean yet still so hilarious. Its. Crazy that I can listen to them a few times and still laugh like the first time.🤣
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Edith Dlp you're welcome 🤗.. How long have you been a fan?
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp Сарын өмнө
@Jim Gaffigan I also binge watch your comedy in these difficult times. It makes me forget about covid-19. Thank you
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp Сарын өмнө
Me too. Comedy is my only distraction in these difficult times of lock down.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your kind words ❤️
Kelly Flynn
Kelly Flynn 2 сарын өмнө
Right there with you, on every point. Hugs.
Question Your World
Question Your World 6 сарын өмнө
funny thing, my daughter who is learning how to read asked if your name was Jim Giraffigan.
Question Your World
Question Your World 4 сарын өмнө
@JayElle lol YES! she thought he had the coolest name ever
JayElle 4 сарын өмнө
🦒 *again* ? LOL -- your daughter's question (and your comment) gave me a serious case of the grins!
Bimal Radia
Bimal Radia 6 сарын өмнө
This is the best collection. I was on the floor laughing :)))
jylbek71 6 сарын өмнө
What my universe would be without Jim? 😅🤩😝
Guy LeDouche
Guy LeDouche 6 сарын өмнө
Top 5 jokes according to whom Jim? 5 Italians from Long Island? Shouldn't there have been some sort of vote?
Ron Cappellazzo
Ron Cappellazzo 6 сарын өмнө
Is this a library ? Lol 😅
robert smith
robert smith 6 сарын өмнө
Jim Jim Jim you are the best
Dawn Beasley
Dawn Beasley 6 сарын өмнө
I have to watch these videos everyday now. My daily chuckle. Thank you
David Lamberson
David Lamberson 6 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim I was going to buy a shirt but you dont have sizes for fat guys.
David Lamberson
David Lamberson 6 сарын өмнө
Sir I live in your universe and I am very afraid. I dont know whats wrong with you but thanks.
Heavenstar58 Heavenstar58
Heavenstar58 Heavenstar58 6 сарын өмнө
Don’t know if Jim reads these but just watched this and am a mess , cough so hard that I almost coughed out a lung . Jim you are top notch comedian . God bless you you have such great talent . Mr. universe show just halerious. Keep up the great work people need laughter especially in today’s time .
Klimt Kahlo
Klimt Kahlo 6 сарын өмнө
I am European and will sign a petition for the EU to give you citizenship. We need you! You are outstanding!
Clive Wells
Clive Wells 7 сарын өмнө
Jim Sir, your 'extenze' bit with the fake call is amazing, so creative and suprisingly convincing, but above all fun! X
freedom dove
freedom dove 7 сарын өмнө
I haven't eaten at McDonalds ever since I found a cockroach embedded in one of their breakfast sandwiches 25 years ago. I would literally have to be dying of hunger before I ate there again. Great humor, though. Lol. I love your jokes, Jim. Keep them coming. 🕊😘
Lorrie 7 сарын өмнө
Comedy ASMR. Are you guys watching Dinner with the Gaffigans? Very real and so enjoyable! Chaos ASMR meal with 5 children. Real children. And a teenager...
N.A. McIntosh
N.A. McIntosh 7 сарын өмнө
I thought there were only four...?
Sally Stege
Sally Stege 7 сарын өмнө
re hotels. Weightlifers et al. What room are staying in???!!!! You slayed the audiemce!!!!)
Sally Stege
Sally Stege 7 сарын өмнө
So right on re Hptbb
Sally Stege
Sally Stege 7 сарын өмнө
Lori Woehrle
Lori Woehrle 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks for being so generous with your comedy during the pandemic! We all need it. And I love your work!
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Lori Woehrle You're welcome, you can also drop your email address, so that I can easily reach out to you, I'll soon be off from here for sometime, i got whole lot of things to fix❤️
Lori Woehrle
Lori Woehrle Сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan Thank you for asking- family and I are healthy, fed, and housed. Hubs is 1/2 vaccinated. I couldn’t be more grateful. And now, I am a super fan!
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you so much lovely fan of mine... How are you doing Lori ❤️
Jennifer McGuire
Jennifer McGuire 7 сарын өмнө
If you go to a McDonald’s in Fairbanks Alaska you can get a Denali BigMac. The patties are bigger and more Mac sauce. Tasty !!!!
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Jennifer McGuire I'm very skeptical when it comes to my privacy.. I can't continue to write here . We can chat on hangouts.. with my permission send me an invite on hangouts Looking forward to hear from you ❤️
Jennifer McGuire
Jennifer McGuire Сарын өмнө
True story ❤️
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Oh really
Elizabeth Peters
Elizabeth Peters 7 сарын өмнө
Just so good! Such great jokes!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thanks a lot ❤️
Maliceah 7 сарын өмнө
Jeff Sawyer
Jeff Sawyer 7 сарын өмнө
Jim gives you more jokes for the buck than anyone. He’s your top comedy value, right there.
Noah Kazanjian
Noah Kazanjian 4 сарын өмнө
yes man JIM RULES!
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 5 сарын өмнө
I'm lovin' it!
Mimosa Chan
Mimosa Chan 7 сарын өмнө
I'm crying from laughing so hard. Thank you, Jim. I'm trying to make it through the pandemic, and you gave me a brief respite from the doom and gloom that is Trump.
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp 2 сарын өмнө
@Ellen DolberYes it is, Trump isn't President
Mimosa Chan
Mimosa Chan 6 сарын өмнө
@Ellen Dolber 👍❤
Ellen Dolber
Ellen Dolber 7 сарын өмнө
AMEN to that, just hope 2021 will be brighter, take care!
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