Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Obsessed" Jim Gaffigan

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Here are the top 5 jokes from my standup social Obsessed. Let me know if you agree!
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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JbBeats 2 өдрийн өмнө
14:55 I laugh every single time I see this
Rick Greenway
Rick Greenway 11 өдрийн өмнө
Hate weddings!
Fatima Smith
Fatima Smith 25 өдрийн өмнө
Love you Jim
BarrySmithViolin 25 өдрийн өмнө
The most brilliant comic of our time... NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect.. Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹
Dave Genther
Dave Genther Сарын өмнө
Hilarious! He’s just funny.
LOVE, Lyzza
LOVE, Lyzza 2 сарын өмнө
great compilation..arranged perfectly haha other
RedThunderDan 2 сарын өмнө
As someone who was a barback I'm surprised he so casually knows what a barback was.
Jill Hill
Jill Hill 2 сарын өмнө
I listen to these while I workout Jim and I love it!
Tim Skinner
Tim Skinner 4 сарын өмнө
Hi freakin larius
Gimi Armany
Gimi Armany 4 сарын өмнө
those bar jokes😂🤣😂🤣💥💥💥
Cathie P
Cathie P 6 сарын өмнө
He is just great. Trying to get through 2020 and he’s helped me big time. Thanks Jim!
Mimosa Chan
Mimosa Chan 7 сарын өмнө
The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.
Michael Rief
Michael Rief 7 сарын өмнө
Nobody cried when my Sister got married. Dad didn’t cry, Mom didn’t cry and I know I sure didn’t cry. I was only 5yrs old when my Sister got married and she was 14yrs older than me. After she left: I got my own bedroom I got more food I got more Toys I got three new bicycles I got many more nice clothes We went on more vacations and we had more fun My Sister? She got Babies which of course meant she got something else!!!!!!!!!!!
Go-go 63
Go-go 63 7 сарын өмнө
The theme of the wedding was waste! So funny and true. Love you man! !
chipmunktubetop 7 сарын өмнө
When I was 8 years old, we went to Scoma's at the Fisherman's Wharf. I went to the bathroom. There were 3 different scents. I was drenched in all 3.
Sonya Lenz
Sonya Lenz 7 сарын өмнө
"A birthday card with $2 in it!" 😆😅😄
Christine Wilson
Christine Wilson 7 сарын өмнө
Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.
lee morrison
lee morrison 7 сарын өмнө
I'm done with all left wing nut jobs including jim. good bye, hope it all works out for you. let me know how it works out for you. wack job.
Jedi GrandMaster Page O’Neil
Jedi GrandMaster Page O’Neil 7 сарын өмнө
This is sticky without pants on, this guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes
Laura Mills
Laura Mills 7 сарын өмнө
Love you Jim!!! You’re my favorite comedian!
John Sagan
John Sagan 7 сарын өмнө
Love you Jim, don't let your meatloaf!
Oliver Clothesoff
Oliver Clothesoff 7 сарын өмнө
That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂
monkey53821 7 сарын өмнө
Love Jim Gaffigan
TheThora17 7 сарын өмнө
I watch it over and over and it never gets old!!
Abolina eyre
Abolina eyre 7 сарын өмнө
Used to love this guy. Then he had to go and get political. Ugh. Does it ever stop?
william albritton
william albritton 7 сарын өмнө
I wish Jim would stick to making people laugh. Especially in these times. It kinda bummed me out when he exchanged verbal insults with some dummy. I'd like to think he's better than that.
Michael S
Michael S 7 сарын өмнө
Wow...dane cook has the same bathroom bit. I wonder who stole from who?
Lisa Burke
Lisa Burke 7 сарын өмнө
Out of town weddings-wouldn’t want to use those vacation days for vacation. So true... or long weekend...
Fetti World
Fetti World 5 сарын өмнө
love the weeding one
Lisa Burke
Lisa Burke 7 сарын өмнө
I’ve never cleaned anything with a kitten. Does it really work?
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox 7 сарын өмнө
This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit. Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁
Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins 7 сарын өмнө
This guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes.
Autumn Marr
Autumn Marr 7 сарын өмнө
I would totally do appetizers with a stranger. I much prefer potato skins and mozzarella sticks than shots
Mike Honcho
Mike Honcho 7 сарын өмнө
New stand up yeeeeah
JoseLuis MariscalReyes
JoseLuis MariscalReyes 7 сарын өмнө
JoseLuis MariscalReyes
JoseLuis MariscalReyes 7 сарын өмнө
There's something wrong knefew hearing scratching walls dog sound that are not there
Disaster Dinosaur
Disaster Dinosaur 7 сарын өмнө
Love you jim! Thanks for all the talent you share. I would vote for a hot pocket instead of trump. DUMP TRUMP 2020
Disaster Dinosaur
Disaster Dinosaur 7 сарын өмнө
@Sonny Burnett don't worry I will still think trump is a royal POS in that time. Hopefully he will be long gone by then. Thanks for your concern and have a good one
Sonny Burnett
Sonny Burnett 7 сарын өмнө
Always interesting to check back with people such as yourself in twenty years.
Sounds ch
Sounds ch 7 сарын өмнө
at least the perv isn't WEARING the garter belt
Sandra Riley
Sandra Riley 7 сарын өмнө
There’s totally pillow fights in Victory Secrets!
Seth Brown
Seth Brown 7 сарын өмнө
Pluto Believer
Pluto Believer 7 сарын өмнө
Gaffigan for President!! Keep the Twitter rebuttals going...and, yes, Bar restrooms are scary...that's why they're only dimly lit...
Death By Design Graphics
Death By Design Graphics 7 сарын өмнө
@Dan Noutko-Kennedy Uhhh what? That's a confusing ass post dude. You know it's the evangelical Christians that are the most anti-abortion type right? They still love him, even though until he became president he was never religious.
Dan Noutko-Kennedy
Dan Noutko-Kennedy 7 сарын өмнө
More Catholics who have been blessed with five gifts from God need to support the party of abortion just to prove how evil and immoral Trump is. What a bastard!
Death By Design Graphics
Death By Design Graphics 7 сарын өмнө
Unlike Trump Jim actually has a sense of humor and does not take himself more seriously than the savior of all mankind. It would be nice to have someone we can laugh with and not at for a change.
Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall 7 сарын өмнө
We need people to understand that Donald Trump is not fit for this country... or any country. And he is hilarious, bathroom one was spot on
Daddy-0 Long Legs
Daddy-0 Long Legs 7 сарын өмнө
I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.
* Fee
* Fee 7 сарын өмнө
I watched a toilet paper commercial and an insurance commercial just to get to the laughs. Ironic, and also effing sad! ☹️🙁☹️ smells like 💩! Thanks for the 😀’s!
angellique Clarke
angellique Clarke 7 сарын өмнө
He's the funniest most underrated comedian around
sideshowtink 7 сарын өмнө
The weddings bit was amazing and SO true! Bathroom attendant too! Hilarious!
Monica Gabriela Nieto Mayer
Monica Gabriela Nieto Mayer 7 сарын өмнө
Thank you from México, you are great Jim👍👍
jimgaffigan 7 сарын өмнө
You are!
Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall 7 сарын өмнө
Jim thank you for speaking out about Trump. It had to be said by someone.
Sonny Burnett
Sonny Burnett 7 сарын өмнө
WOW! Fun to watch the social club making each other feel good.
DEVO DAVIS 7 сарын өмнө
@Marc LaClear yet, it somehow hasn't gotten through, no matter what he does and no matter what anyone says about it. Now the cult is convinced they're on a special mission from God along with Dear Leader to save the world's children from being eaten at secret democrat ceremonies. It's delusional and it's dangerous. Your sarcasm is duly noted, Trolly McTrollerson.
Marc LaClear
Marc LaClear 7 сарын өмнө
Thank goodness somebody criticized Trump. Jim bravely stepped out and was the first human being to do so.
DEVO DAVIS 7 сарын өмнө
@Ryan Hall the most troubling development to me is the q-a-nonsense. Now they think they're on a mission from God to 'save the children'. Propaganda has never been so prevalent in this country nor so effective, at least not in my 60 years.
Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall 7 сарын өмнө
DEVO DAVIS every single MNdown video comment section is just terrible, someone has to sneak in politics and blame democrats or ANTIFA, so much hate.
6 String Fan
6 String Fan 7 сарын өмнө
The last hot dog I bought was when I visited all the way from Oregon to Central Park NY where I THOUGHT I'd get a good Nathan's or something.....Man....was I disappointed! Loved visting NY....Hated the hot dog though...
Mike M
Mike M 7 сарын өмнө
Jim dude, you're better looking than your brother-in-law Patrick, yet his wife is much prettier than yours, doesn't talk nearly as much, and is generally not annoying like yours is. What gives?
Mike M
Mike M 7 сарын өмнө
@irishpride05 Yeah, I don't see why he'd put up with her. It's not like he's super Catholic.
irishpride05 7 сарын өмнө
Yeah, not only his wife talks a lot she does so without really saying anything meaningful.
Scooter's Gaming
Scooter's Gaming 7 сарын өмнө
Bar bit was spot on. Perfect ending. A birthday car with $2 in it. Lol. Great stuff Jim!!
david schneide
david schneide 7 сарын өмнө
Appropriate how bathroom attendants offer a spritz of "toilet water".
Matt Kyle
Matt Kyle 7 сарын өмнө
'birthday card with $2 in it' lol
Scott Lasley
Scott Lasley 7 сарын өмнө
And the two kingdoms will come together as one.... Hahahaha 🤣 😂 Thank you Jim!
brostelio 7 сарын өмнө
I love Jim Gaffigan. It's so refreshing to get clever clean humour these days. Perfect delivery.
Sue Brown
Sue Brown 7 сарын өмнө
What a funny perfect description of a wedding..the bride pretending to be a “Princess”...loved it!
Marie Herring
Marie Herring 3 сарын өмнө
Get married in Vegas, put the $20,000 down on a house so your future exwifes boyfriend has somewhere to live.
Michael Nvrd
Michael Nvrd 7 сарын өмнө
I like my notifications on fella
Matt G
Matt G 7 сарын өмнө
Before Victoria's Secret there was Frederick's of Hollywood. No cute PJ's in FOH. It was like a rite of manhood to buy something in FOH.
Sally Stege
Sally Stege 7 сарын өмнө
In the bano
Sally Stege
Sally Stege 7 сарын өмнө
Girls right stuff like "I love Johnny S. heart Susan"
Sally Stege
Sally Stege 7 сарын өмнө
LMAO!!!! White kitten!! More Covid laugh relief. Thanks Jim
Marcela Shagash
Marcela Shagash 7 сарын өмнө
Today we went out for a lunch, when my husband came with with my food, my inner “Gaffifan” came out : Yeeeee.... bacon....
Will Ruelas
Will Ruelas 7 сарын өмнө
The dude is great
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 7 сарын өмнө
Gotta get my daily Gaffigan fix. All is right with the world now. 😇
Go-go 63
Go-go 63 7 сарын өмнө
Yup. A nice escape.
Bill Robbins
Bill Robbins 7 сарын өмнө
Therapy for those of us who need it! Thanks!
Flap Jack
Flap Jack 7 сарын өмнө
Billy BuskirkII
Billy BuskirkII 7 сарын өмнө
"Well, we love each other why don't we pretend we have a kingdom." .. Love it. BRING THY WALLET!!! LOVE IT! IT'S SO TRUE.
Vicki Miller
Vicki Miller 4 сарын өмнө
Nathan Powers
Nathan Powers 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks for sharing the magic!
bandjolyn 7 сарын өмнө
Jim and Jeannie, seriously thank you for all your work. These videos keep me going! And giggling to myself like a crazy person.
Nancy Brown
Nancy Brown 7 сарын өмнө
I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL
Nancy Brown
Nancy Brown 7 сарын өмнө
@Teresa Howick No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.
Teresa Howick
Teresa Howick 7 сарын өмнө
Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.
Terri Drollinger
Terri Drollinger 7 сарын өмнө
Back in the day guys hung the garder built on their rear view mirror. I really thought that where Jim was going with that next 😆. God bless you Jim for making us laugh in 'such a time as this'
Teresa Howick
Teresa Howick 7 сарын өмнө
I can’t believe I had my husband do the garter belt thing. 16 years ago, I’m so embarrassed. Wtf is that?! It’s so perverted! And in front of my in laws, my family, my GRANDMA! MY DAD!! Oh gawd!!! 😩😩😩😩
Desert Potter 100
Desert Potter 100 7 сарын өмнө
Weddings don't make sense to me either!
Garth Pringle
Garth Pringle 7 сарын өмнө
Here I was, cruising The Tubes for racist rage and misogyny but I found Jim’s new video. Now I’m so in love with Mr. Gaffigan and his adorable family that I’ve decided to join a convent. Sure, I’m a dude, but it’s 2020. I’m sure the nuns will be totally cool with me.
HunnyBunny 4U
HunnyBunny 4U 7 сарын өмнө
The wedding jokes were everything I have thought and then some!! You nailed it,again!! Thank you! (Honey)
DEVO DAVIS 7 сарын өмнө
Guess we'll be the 'fork friends'
RuleofFive 7 сарын өмнө
I have been called "honey" in a bar and in diners for some reason?
John Gullo
John Gullo 7 сарын өмнө
My daily dose of Jim!
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 7 сарын өмнө
I can't wait until this Covid thing is done and we can start getting stand up specials again.
Don't SSleep
Don't SSleep 7 сарын өмнө
@Jason Street Moron.
Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall 7 сарын өмнө
Jason Street it’s nowhere near the flu
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 7 сарын өмнө
@Jason Street well, maybe not "done" but at a point where it's not keeping everything closed down.
joseph prouse
joseph prouse 7 сарын өмнө
But if it stops he might not post funny videos everyday anymore
Olivia Green
Olivia Green 7 сарын өмнө
Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)
Mrs. Rajjae Lawrence
Mrs. Rajjae Lawrence 7 сарын өмнө
The wedding jokes 🤣 😂😂😂
Lawrence Nesler
Lawrence Nesler 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks for the much needed laughs, Jim!
Branch Snapper
Branch Snapper 7 сарын өмнө
This could be a top 500 and Id watch it all
Andrew Laman
Andrew Laman 7 сарын өмнө
I’m obsessed
TheMsRicki🦖 7 сарын өмнө
Jim, I’m eating a hot pocket for lunch. By choice 🤔
Manolo Bracho
Manolo Bracho 7 сарын өмнө
Thank you
bnigh5495 7 сарын өмнө
My favorite comedian for several years. You always make me laugh! Thank you so much, Jim!
undermarklvnv 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks for the laughs Jim! lmao Being in the Vegas industry the female bartender joke is on point! Treat me with respect, here’s 3 more shots!!
Denzy Canty
Denzy Canty 7 сарын өмнө
I wish I could be as effortlessly funny as Jim!
DEVO DAVIS 7 сарын өмнө
@AnneofGreenleaves Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne. !For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now. 👩‍🦱👦📺
Peter L.
Peter L. 7 сарын өмнө
Give his wife credit, too. She helps him write jokes.
Rey Gerudo
Rey Gerudo 7 сарын өмнө
I don't think a lifetime of practice is effortless! Masters of their craft always make it look easy.
schempgirl1 7 сарын өмнө
Thank you from Nebraska☘️❤️🌻
Cross Eyed Deplorable
Cross Eyed Deplorable 7 сарын өмнө
Could do with less political one sidedness, but other than that you're a funny dude.
bfkennedy 8 сарын өмнө
Jim is the funniest. I mean that in a good way!
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