"That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles

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jimgaffigan
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Guðmundur Magnússon
Guðmundur Magnússon Сарын өмнө
You are the funniest person in the Universe Mr. Universe
Katherine Phaye
Katherine Phaye Сарын өмнө
SuperLOL Me!
Robin Warren
Robin Warren 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you, McDonalds!
Yoonmin__Universe
Yoonmin__Universe 3 сарын өмнө
Just subscribed 😂😂😂
iluvdissheet
iluvdissheet 4 сарын өмнө
@I'm just sayin' Popeye was my favorite cartoon. I actually ate spinach because of him. As a kid, I ❤💗💕 the movie, but as an adult I found it creepy for real people playing cartoon characters. I just had to respond because Popeye was awesome.
DravenFam635 0
DravenFam635 0 3 цагийн өмнө
Love ya Jim
Bill Billinger
Bill Billinger Өдрийн өмнө
I found the " meeting a hooker" line works best. People don't even want to finish the conversation after hearing that.
Ghost 8842
Ghost 8842 2 өдрийн өмнө
"How can we all name 3 people who have dated Jennifer Aniston?" lol I don't even know who that is XD
眩暈夢
眩暈夢 7 өдрийн өмнө
I’m lovin’ it~…
Nomadistar
Nomadistar 12 өдрийн өмнө
....pull it out.... LMFAO Jim!
JbBeats
JbBeats 12 өдрийн өмнө
Might be my favorite Jim Gaffigan bit, this whole special is amazing
Wilson
Wilson 20 өдрийн өмнө
Little known fact: The Bonus Army formed in 1932 by veterans who did not receive a bonus fry. They were not happy campers.
Emily Hammons
Emily Hammons 22 өдрийн өмнө
Not me eating McDonald's while watching this
Kemtitan Productions
Kemtitan Productions 27 өдрийн өмнө
That Jesus voice gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glass Nancy
Glass Nancy 27 өдрийн өмнө
You are totally the guy that does the Affiliate Marketing with click bank. Plus your a stand uo comedian... cool!
Glass Nancy
Glass Nancy 27 өдрийн өмнө
up
natalie lidge
natalie lidge 28 өдрийн өмнө
8:13 me rn
Thomas Rourke
Thomas Rourke Сарын өмнө
worked for mcdonalds for six years hated it by the end
Flower Girl
Flower Girl Сарын өмнө
I worked at McDonald’s It was funny. People would say hilarious jokes on the drive through speaker. I laughed for hours-
I No
I No Сарын өмнө
Thank you for the laughter
Oscar M
Oscar M Сарын өмнө
3:26
Kay Sauter
Kay Sauter Сарын өмнө
As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!
ttop bugatti
ttop bugatti Сарын өмнө
I love this man💕💕💕💕
Jeff Dawson
Jeff Dawson Сарын өмнө
One of his many observational masterpieces.
Lexor888
Lexor888 Сарын өмнө
2$ for 2 BigMacs??? When is this from, 1964? Here a BigMac is over 5€ and it always has been over 5 since the Euro was introduced over 18 years ago
Taha Hadada
Taha Hadada Сарын өмнө
You rocked on this one
Adrian Cage
Adrian Cage Сарын өмнө
I don’t even know why McDonald’s exhaust it’s products.
Shane Zack
Shane Zack Сарын өмнө
Glad to make you gitty. Lol.
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp Сарын өмнө
0:56
Dean Bowlus
Dean Bowlus Сарын өмнө
Always so good. Thanks Jim.
Omnipotat0
Omnipotat0 Сарын өмнө
calssic
Blue Fire
Blue Fire Сарын өмнө
I ate McDonald’s while watching this 😎
Stephen Kitchen
Stephen Kitchen Сарын өмнө
Damn now I want McDonald’s.
Paul Topp
Paul Topp Сарын өмнө
I’ve not got any excuses but this is the first time I’ve ever seen you ......SUBSCRIBED
Baseball Caniac
Baseball Caniac Сарын өмнө
Ah’m loooovinnnnnnnn ittttttt
Stan Webb
Stan Webb Сарын өмнө
THE GREAT McDONALD'S EXPERIENCE IS NOT FINISHED UNTIL THE BELCH OF THE PICKEL AND THE NEXT DAY'S FART THE SMELL JUST AS IF YOU JUST PURCHASED AND OPEN THE BAG FROM McDONALDS YOU BOUGHT ONLY MINUTES AGO!!!!!
Nate Jones
Nate Jones Сарын өмнө
“McDonald’s of the Soul” is an all time great comedic line
Katherine Phaye
Katherine Phaye Сарын өмнө
( On the other hand, ) Prince Harry: Meghan McMarkle
Katherine Phaye
Katherine Phaye Сарын өмнө
McDonald's for the soul: SuperSoul Me!
Bradley Tindall
Bradley Tindall Сарын өмнө
I haven’t heard the word ‘giddy’ since some older Franciscan sister at my old high school said “I’m giddy at the news!” to another sister. They could have been talking about Pope John Paul II getting the white smoke or, who the hell knows.
Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith Сарын өмнө
Still can't grasp the buzz around McDonalds. When it comes to hygiene, quick service, good quality food, product safety transparency, the chain has by far the highest standards in the industry.Who can go without quick bites nowadays? The top rich 5%? Every minus goes to other fast food chains by a wide margin.
Zachariah Jordan Márquez
Zachariah Jordan Márquez Сарын өмнө
This.
Richard Patik
Richard Patik Сарын өмнө
That was next level. Five arches.🤣
jintao wu
jintao wu Сарын өмнө
The fluttering meteorology logistically multiply because fragrance radiographically pop in a mean statistic. true, cool walk
Charles Foley
Charles Foley Сарын өмнө
Absolutely one of the best out there!
Richard Lopez
Richard Lopez Сарын өмнө
Trust In Me
joshua blanchard
joshua blanchard Сарын өмнө
But that fry is usually burned..
kila4
kila4 Сарын өмнө
I doubt you see and read all these comments, but you are definitely a family fav comic, on a road trip with our young adult children, and we listened to you in the car, and all 6 of us were laughing and enjoying it...no headphones on any of my “kids”...pretty awesome to enjoy a comic as a family! Best wishes to you and yours.
Brian Bailey
Brian Bailey Сарын өмнө
This one always cracks me up - you nailed social hypocrisy in this one - Love it!
R Flo
R Flo Сарын өмнө
I remember watching this guy on comedy central like 20 years ago. Still as funny if not more! Subscribed!
jason st john
jason st john Сарын өмнө
All others fries are weighed against McDonald's.
whicky1978
whicky1978 2 сарын өмнө
7:19 that’s Burger King 🤣
Monics Hastings
Monics Hastings 2 сарын өмнө
Actually McDonald's fries were a lot better in the 70's (and before) That's when they banned beef tallow which is what they used to fry the french fries in. They've never been quite the same since . I remember reading an article about it in the Newspaper at the time and even though I didn't know what beef tallow was somehow it always stuck in my mind
Joe
Joe 2 сарын өмнө
Yer the best
Luken U. See
Luken U. See 2 сарын өмнө
Smart commentary! It's all McDonald's!
Luken U. See
Luken U. See 2 сарын өмнө
Packing peanuts! Right!
R. B.
R. B. 2 сарын өмнө
Try the Impossible Burger at Burger King!
logan waldron
logan waldron 2 сарын өмнө
Bag fries are the best
D S
D S 2 сарын өмнө
Love Jim Gaffigan !!!!! Do another Netflix special :)
ShaimeLess
ShaimeLess 2 сарын өмнө
Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.
Zaphod
Zaphod 2 сарын өмнө
This is probably his best bit. I've watched it like 30 times and still love it every time. Which is weird because my other favorite comic is Bill Burr. And they're kind of completely opposites. But I love them both.
Rio G
Rio G 2 сарын өмнө
Mr JG is one of the funniest ever!
GMeister1130
GMeister1130 2 сарын өмнө
I’m surprised McDonalds hasn’t paid him to do commercials. With a standup like this, he’s the perfect candidate.
Ampot Toilets
Ampot Toilets 2 сарын өмнө
That, "it's all McDonald's outlook," that is deep
Robin Warren
Robin Warren 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you, McDonalds!
Will Anthony
Will Anthony 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, this video is so funny but the highlight was the Jesus bit. Hahahaha I can't stop laughing!
Jesus Valdovinos
Jesus Valdovinos 2 сарын өмнө
Best experience ever at McDonald’s eating it lol.
Magic Skillz
Magic Skillz 2 сарын өмнө
The wonderful camel hypothetically face because sister-in-law postauricularly sprout within a comfortable sailor. rural, bloody hydrogen
Dedication's Rage
Dedication's Rage 3 сарын өмнө
Dope humor and the sarcasm is on point
Caleb Green
Caleb Green 3 сарын өмнө
It sucks cause I think they aren’t as good as they used to be
Barb Smith
Barb Smith 3 сарын өмнө
So Funny!
vicki duval
vicki duval 3 сарын өмнө
Was a fan til he aired his politics. Now screw him.
Love Life.Canada
Love Life.Canada 3 сарын өмнө
❤❤❤❤❤❤love all ur videos Gaffigan 🤗🤗txxx alot
Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez 3 сарын өмнө
7:20 "Scarlett Johansson got a haircut? Why do I give a shit?....". ROFL.
Kristy Moore
Kristy Moore 3 сарын өмнө
I went to a Mac Donald’s at a China airport during a layover because it was “familiar.” I ordered the pie and though I’m still not sure what the pink goop was inside the pie, it was deep fried, just like in my childhood old days of the deep fried apple pie pocket. It was delish!
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Am happy having you here Kristy... God bless you ❤️
JosieFiorda SAVILL
JosieFiorda SAVILL 3 сарын өмнө
Love you jim
Brian Randall
Brian Randall 3 сарын өмнө
Eats McDonald's but bashes subway and others. Keep cashing those checks
Jaxon Klaviter
Jaxon Klaviter 3 сарын өмнө
My mother makes chicken Alfredo and bacon. That's better than McDonald's fries. Try to beat that, Jim!🤣🤣
Chuck Scott
Chuck Scott 3 сарын өмнө
I ❤️ your comedy, Jim. But Wendy’s beats McDonalds any day of the week, freak.
John McCabe
John McCabe 3 сарын өмнө
I'm working class KFC for me.
jackgibs xxx07
jackgibs xxx07 3 сарын өмнө
The bag Fry's are the best.
Paul Mishke
Paul Mishke 3 сарын өмнө
Just wait until they pass the $15.00 min. Wage Big Macs will cost $40.00
D Becker
D Becker 3 сарын өмнө
“Scarlett Johansson got a haircut, why do I give a shit?” 😂
Reale Redlance
Reale Redlance 3 сарын өмнө
thanks jim. you put a smile on my face today. i needed it, today sucked.
Andrew Sunde
Andrew Sunde 3 сарын өмнө
The outro was the best part!! Lol
jsexyization
jsexyization 3 сарын өмнө
McDonald’s of the soul - love it!
357 Magnum
357 Magnum 3 сарын өмнө
2:33 try eating fries cold 🤢
357 Magnum
357 Magnum 3 сарын өмнө
1:45 heard a rumour once that McDonalds owns a large number of worm farms, and they use them for the "beef" patties, I read it online so it has to be true 🤣
Q.S. Lee
Q.S. Lee 3 сарын өмнө
Awesome!
Yoonmin__Universe
Yoonmin__Universe 3 сарын өмнө
I GO TO MCDONALDS AND IM PROUD
Mike Young
Mike Young 3 сарын өмнө
Wish the fries were as good as they used to be before they went vegetable oil on us. They were truly legendary back then. I still like them but they are about half as good now.
Woodward Anderton
Woodward Anderton 3 сарын өмнө
I'm fricken crying laughing, and couldn't breathe a minute. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sharko Channel
Sharko Channel 3 сарын өмнө
Most street hookers won’t kill you though just saying
Ally Estrada
Ally Estrada 3 сарын өмнө
He’s totally right about running into a friend at McDonald’s! 🤣🤣 #awkward
Brett McTheny
Brett McTheny 3 сарын өмнө
Not trying to over OR understate this... been here for 36.5 years on this earth and got 2 say ...amazing comics in this world no doubt, but these days JGs humor is the light hearted comedy I need more often then not...Semper Fi JG
Adam G
Adam G 3 сарын өмнө
Pull it out!
Michael Suhr
Michael Suhr 3 сарын өмнө
It's a wider muscled version of Michael Keaton perpetuating true American values, sopped like Grecian corn oil along with the only original brand version of ketchup I'd ever eat on a burger and fries. Life really does become a McGaffigan's dinner date... all night long. Subscription like one's next prescription... from now on.
Michael Suhr
Michael Suhr 3 сарын өмнө
It really should be Secretion corn oil, but hey, that's a bunch of workout for an index + finger.
Cityfarmer
Cityfarmer 4 сарын өмнө
One of my all time favorite lines, well McDonalds wouldnt want you cuz you're a dick!! Good grief that makes me laugh every time I hear it!!!
LOVE, Lyzza
LOVE, Lyzza 4 сарын өмнө
Mcdonald's fries is the best! 😍😍
LOVE, Lyzza
LOVE, Lyzza 4 сарын өмнө
Hahahaha MCDONALD's FRIES fan here!!!! 😍😂
Drunken BarFly
Drunken BarFly 4 сарын өмнө
I bet the 535 👎 were McDonald's eaters
MiirelaaM
MiirelaaM 4 сарын өмнө
Just laughed so hard!! Thanks for posting this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dogs'n'hockey inMinnesota
Dogs'n'hockey inMinnesota 4 сарын өмнө
Me and my mom love jim gaffigan and whenever we go to McDonald's, we dig our hand into the bag and say " ah, the bonus fry"
Yvette Newell
Yvette Newell 4 сарын өмнө
I’ll bet McDonalds loves this set 🤪😂🤪😂
Random Headful
Random Headful 4 сарын өмнө
This is why I go to the drive thru. I can hide from the truth in my car.
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