Jim Gaffigan Top 5 MOST VIRAL Jokes from "Quality Time"

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These are the top 5 most viral clips from my standup special Quality Time! Let me know if you agree with the order and what is your #1 in the comments below!
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Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking mndown.info/fast/video/sJ6yY4aQyZCLf4U
Disney mndown.info/fast/video/3GLYl3eFuY5uhok
Japan mndown.info/fast/video/sXy4fot_rqKRhoE
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies mndown.info/fast/video/nYKpaG1nx5ePjJs
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot mndown.info/fast/video/rI-oZHyWsph_q58
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special mndown.info/fast/video/p6fNp66EzItygXA
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE w/ Conan - mndown.info/fast/video/mn_FqaKespiHcGw
Welcome to Quarantine mndown.info/fast/video/sKCbd3mcxJqKno0
My Kids Ask Covid-19 mndown.info/fast/video/nnrKdZyL04mlh4U
Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation mndown.info/fast/video/tY6samlkwI-Tg2g
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Dubble Yew
Dubble Yew 14 цагийн өмнө
Chris Grandy
Gerald O'Hare
Gerald O'Hare 2 өдрийн өмнө
The Irish will never admit that they are wrong.
Rio G
Rio G 11 өдрийн өмнө
It’s very funny when he uses “the woman’s voice” 🤣🤣🤣
Vickie Johnson
Vickie Johnson 13 өдрийн өмнө
Priceless. At this time in the world we sure need to laugh . Love it when he kind of chuckles at his own stuff. This is how you know how funny he is. You can watch the same video when the first one ends. Which I am gonna do right now. THANKS JIM!!!!
Cheryl Conway
Cheryl Conway 18 өдрийн өмнө
Thank you so much, for your gift of humour. It really has helped during the pandemic and is a very caring and generous endeavour you embarked on to help all of us at this time. xo
Robert Deckard
Robert Deckard 20 өдрийн өмнө
I'll never forget Jim walking into a comedy club in NYC when I was there and complimenting me on my Bill Murray shirt. Now I reward my students if they finish their work early by letting them watch "Gafficlips"! Can't get enough of him.
Juan Doe
Juan Doe 21 өдрийн өмнө
Get high on acid and Jim will sound like a genius!!
TheTerminator1919 22 өдрийн өмнө
So had a coworker tell me not to go to Seaworld because of the killer whales. She happened to own a horse that was training to race. I said to stop whipping/training the horse and I won't go to Seaworld. She was silent after that.
TheTerminator1919 22 өдрийн өмнө
Seriously my new favorite comedian
John King
John King 23 өдрийн өмнө
You seem gaunt.
Johan Zatarain
Johan Zatarain 24 өдрийн өмнө
🤣🤣🤣Oh my god He is Hilarious🤣🤣🤣
Javier Marron
Javier Marron Сарын өмнө
Cooter and his .357 gets me everytime lol
Laura Connell
Laura Connell Сарын өмнө
Rotciv Inoccic
Rotciv Inoccic Сарын өмнө
My favorite comedian 🤪😂
Subtle Nature
Subtle Nature Сарын өмнө
Giant Land Salmon!!!
Rikard Hedlund
Rikard Hedlund Сарын өмнө
Ok thats funny as hell
James Crawford
James Crawford Сарын өмнө
That was joyful!
Dave Cassady
Dave Cassady Сарын өмнө
Every year Jim gets a little more hair.
Sean Blair
Sean Blair Сарын өмнө
Live in the South loop in Chicago during the marathon? Sneaks up on you, doesn't it? :)
Perseus Bolt
Perseus Bolt Сарын өмнө
The homie is really about to be a superhero too man, I’m hype
Gabbi Dreiling
Gabbi Dreiling Сарын өмнө
If my hair gets wet ill melt!
eliava layani
eliava layani Сарын өмнө
I didn't get the horse and glue joke...
Matthew Mangum
Matthew Mangum Сарын өмнө
Jim, I don’t believe you saw a 🐻 from 500 yards away. Sorry.
Danny Сарын өмнө
This guy reminds me of Brian Regan 😂
theresa rathell
theresa rathell Сарын өмнө
This cracks me up, I sent it to my horse crazy sister who is forever trying to drag me to horse shows
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
@theresa rathell God bless you too 😊.. Thank you for your love and support ❤️
theresa rathell
theresa rathell Сарын өмнө
@Jim Gaffigan love your comedy,thanks for the laughs,God bless you and your family
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Jonathan Leonard
Jonathan Leonard Сарын өмнө
My cardiologist told me, essentially “Walk or die”. I walk. Each week I walk over two marathons. Some times I am bouncing in place for half a mile, but that is walking, according to my pedometer. Man I got several shoes that were new and now need new soles.
Richard Patik
Richard Patik Сарын өмнө
Great set.
Angel Matu
Angel Matu 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, if you read this, I just want to thank you for your jokes. My girlfriend and I enjoy your comedy.
ClxelessWTF Сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan U really hit em with the fake account
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Your welcome lovely fan ❤️
eMBo twentyfour
eMBo twentyfour 2 сарын өмнө
I am literally in tears from laughing so hard at the horse jokes
Mark Piekacz Piekacz
Mark Piekacz Piekacz 2 сарын өмнө
500 hundred yards is not that far for a big brown bear. Brown bears run down elk.
Stephanie Bacak
Stephanie Bacak 2 сарын өмнө
Your Awesome Thanx
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you too ❤️
AVL ANCHE 2 сарын өмнө
A person watching a marathon at mile 8 just stumbled out of his mistress’s apartment.
Holly Zemlicka
Holly Zemlicka 2 сарын өмнө
Jim do you realize that in the course of your wonderful show a message from advertisers came up and it was planning ahead for cremation! Are you getting kickbacks?
Janine 2 сарын өмнө
Billy Jo-el. Have I been saying it wrong? I felt the same way about Aldi. Everyone I know in NY says Al-dee but I guess much of the country says All-dee.
David Edmunds
David Edmunds 2 сарын өмнө
You are saving the world 🌍 one joke at a time
d carr
d carr 2 сарын өмнө
Funny stuff! Why the canned laugh track?
LearnBefore YouAct
LearnBefore YouAct 2 сарын өмнө
I could watch Jim 24/7 and always be entertained. Thank you Jim for blessing us!
David Lionheart
David Lionheart 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, you are a creative artiste!
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit 3 сарын өмнө
You’re absolutely hilarious Jim 🥰😂🤣
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support o
Christopher Winters
Christopher Winters 3 сарын өмнө
His entire running/marathon bit had me ROLLING 😂 truly spoke to my couch potato self!
Vinod Gopinathan
Vinod Gopinathan 3 сарын өмнө
Watching on our anniversary 😃😃😃
gansosmansos 3 сарын өмнө
Awesome set!
Sebastian Whatever
Sebastian Whatever 3 сарын өмнө
What is great, that Jims comedy is funny every time i rewatch it) u are great comedian Jim, cheers from Russia!)
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn 3 сарын өмнө
Listen to him tell you about going to the gastroenterologist!!! LMFAO!
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn 3 сарын өмнө
This guy is hilarious! I love his voices and facial expressions ... and when he talks like he's one of the people in the audience! OMG! HE CRACKS ME THE HELL UP!
Agnes 3 сарын өмнө
Horse fetish...?
S HH 3 сарын өмнө
He's a hypocrite----Jim, being you're big on climate control guy, why are you flying a plane to get to your shows? Why don't you donate your millions to help the homeless, pay off college loans, help the unemployed, etc. You could always donate the home you own in Idaho so it can be turned into a homeless shelter.
janet wentz
janet wentz 3 сарын өмнө
I absolutely love this guy. 😂
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank to you.. I love you too ❤️
David Walters
David Walters 3 сарын өмнө
the rest of the show really is just horse jokes... .lol
Burt Whitten
Burt Whitten 3 сарын өмнө
u hafta pay 225$ to run n ny marothon/ bs
Burt Whitten
Burt Whitten 3 сарын өмнө
nyc marathon/ U L O S T
Burt Whitten
Burt Whitten 3 сарын өмнө
it was all true/ but there was N0 Bear/ well there was a bear
Mark and Margie
Mark and Margie 3 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim, I have always heard of you but never actually put any time in to listening to your stuff. For the past two days I have been binging your videos and I have to say that I am sorry I am late to this party, but I made it. You’re pretty cool
🐎 ing around lol
Mighty_Me 3 сарын өмнө
That joke about the washing lines is like the kind of thing an Irish comic would go on about, no wonder you went over well!
Xpl0ration 3 сарын өмнө
The laugh track added on is terrible
Jim Walker
Jim Walker 3 сарын өмнө
Isn't it great, at times, just to laugh out loud and have the time to write laugh out loud, instead of LOL, life is good.
Fenrir54 12
Fenrir54 12 4 сарын өмнө
As someone that has seen a bear in the wild, the awe and sheer terror are real lol
Peg F.
Peg F. 4 сарын өмнө
I thought ponies grew up to be horses until about a year ago 🐎
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Rog5446 4 сарын өмнө
Jim told about 25 horse jokes on the trot.
nadia machina
nadia machina 4 сарын өмнө
He is such a dad.
BUH lucky
BUH lucky 4 сарын өмнө
Damn he missed it when mimicking his audience post murder spree. Were the jokes funny? Should have said; " he totally killed it"
Wada Dik
Wada Dik 4 сарын өмнө
Who else binge watching all of Jim's videos.. Thanks from New Zealand
ACS Lorenzo
ACS Lorenzo 4 сарын өмнө
the joels have french roots, ergo, the sound guy's pronunciation is more correct
Tom Frazier
Tom Frazier 4 сарын өмнө
You don't remember those jokes about that guy married to Madonna then?
PrimalColin2 On YouTube
PrimalColin2 On YouTube 5 сарын өмнө
Hot pocket!! I
Rabid Rabbits
Rabid Rabbits 5 сарын өмнө
Rabid Rabbits
Rabid Rabbits 5 сарын өмнө
And he’s absolutely right it rains every day
Missus Zee
Missus Zee 5 сарын өмнө
Very rare for me to laugh out loud watching videos on my own, during the day, when everyone’s out & I’m supposed to be doing some housework, which is a regular occurrence, weekdays between the morning and afternoon, TBH it doesn’t take all day, ANYWAY, you did it with this video..Thank You. PEACE ;]
joe down
joe down 5 сарын өмнө
i ran a marathon once, marathon was the name of my pyramid scheme...
illinoisave1 5 сарын өмнө
He's so underrated
PJ Smith
PJ Smith 5 сарын өмнө
I laughed at the Irish Billy Joel until my sides hurt.
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thanks ❤️
PJ Smith
PJ Smith 5 сарын өмнө
Quality Time is my favorite show ever!
gadgetsage 5 сарын өмнө
If that horse on the plane doesn't have to wear a diaper that is gonna cause me to have lots of anxiety
gadgetsage 5 сарын өмнө
If that horse on the plane doesn't have to wear a diaper that is gonna cause me to have lots of anxiety
Clive Wells
Clive Wells 5 сарын өмнө
Cheers Mr Gaffigan! You're one of my favourite comedians, and I've seen a lot! Was lucky enough to see you with my daughter downstairs in the Leicester Square Theatre which is where Richard Herring used to do his live podcast: RHLSTP on MNdown. He 'interviews' loads of British comics like Steven Fry and Michael Palin. My question is who's comedy makes you laugh even if you've seen it multiple times, just as we have watched yours..?
A Mead
A Mead 5 сарын өмнө
Brilliant. His intelligence and insight are astounding.
2028 Maximus Battaglia
2028 Maximus Battaglia 5 сарын өмнө
this is the 9th time i wached this its still funny
Lulu 5 сарын өмнө
I love Jim Gaffigan. He makes our pandemic a better time. So appreciate him.
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee 6 сарын өмнө
Who are these Nazis who put the thumbs down🤔 🤣🤣🤣 funny
Jim Gaffigan
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Paul S.
Paul S. 6 сарын өмнө
297 Disgruntled Vegans disliked this video. Too many horse bullying jokes🤔
MLMLW 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you for sharing your humor with us. 😊❤👍
The Homer
The Homer 6 сарын өмнө
"If you watch Dateline it appears most marriages end in murder." Omg, so true! I can't stand that show but I know people who are hooked on it.
Pixie Pianoplayer
Pixie Pianoplayer 6 сарын өмнө
Triple Crown Winner: " What The JO-el" !
1928gerry 6 сарын өмнө
Did his ad for the Dems influence many to vote for Biden? He was dead serious - and that's even knowing that he was supporting killing babies up to birth.
Dee_xx 6 сарын өмнө
K, the Delissio Pan Pizza ad in this clip sounds like Jim, and there's even a whisper "delisssioooo". Deliberate or Coinkidink? 🍕
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thanks ❤️
Youtube Account
Youtube Account 6 сарын өмнө
“Watch them soil themselves.” When was the last time you heard that phrase? When was the last time you heard a comedian use that phrase? Instead of a more vulgar version. This guy is good.
Lisa 6 сарын өмнө
"Now boarding ... anyone traveling with a farm animal... sugar cubes ..." 🤣🤣🤣 U rock every time, Jim! TY for keeping my spirits up!
jimgaffigan 27 өдрийн өмнө
@Judy Fields Am doing great love...we love us to chat more better on hangouts.... I'm very skeptical when it comes to my privacy.. I can't continue to write here . We can chat on hangouts.. with my permission send me an invite on hangouts thejimgaffigan@gmail.com Looking forward to seeing you on Hangouts Thanks ❤️
Judy Fields
Judy Fields 27 өдрийн өмнө
@jimgaffigan at least I know and now you do also just how amazing we are
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Judy Fieldsyou are so Amazing 😊
Judy Fields
Judy Fields Сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan when I really need a good laugh you're my go-to man
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you
Lyn B
Lyn B 6 сарын өмнө
Universally appealing, internationally funny, unusually ridiculous, with unrelenting pokes at every thing and every one, Gaffigan, you are the COMEDIC KING. Your unique mix of buffoonery, intelligence, and keen insight of the human psyche is UNMATCHED. And you make me go bonkers with uproarious laughter and joy. What a treasure you are!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support ❤️
BEARHAMMER2013 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you for putting a smile on my face every time i watch u tube i would love to see you at my hometown, but frankly i cant afford tickets, because well im a horse... No not really.😂
Diana Woods
Diana Woods 6 сарын өмнө
I feel like the way he says Donegal is payback for how those guys said Joel 😂
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
1lightheaded 6 сарын өмнө
itseems a shame that google is so broke they have to run adds every three minutes
Sharon Rogan Scofield
Sharon Rogan Scofield 6 сарын өмнө
Jim you are awesome! Thank you for producing these videos to brighten our day.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you.. You're amazing too ❤️
tadg mc loughlin
tadg mc loughlin 6 сарын өмнө
It's true we pronounce it, Billy JOE- EL!
Garry Forbes
Garry Forbes 6 сарын өмнө
The number of (horse) jokes he has is impressive. Creating this much material is a serious accomplishment.
George Pope
George Pope 28 өдрийн өмнө
hot pockets! (he reallyknows how to milk a topic ad infinitum, & keep you laughing)
Sharon Freeman
Sharon Freeman 6 сарын өмнө
His bacon bits are just as impressive.
John Pfeiffer
John Pfeiffer 6 сарын өмнө
I’ll tÿ
The Divine-Daughter
The Divine-Daughter 6 сарын өмнө
Mephisto Underwood
Mephisto Underwood 6 сарын өмнө
His jokes are just stupid silly. Funny, but stupid silly. LOL. Makes me laugh. I still like that guy on BGT who told those awful jokes. So awful they were funny.
Jenna Winsor
Jenna Winsor 7 сарын өмнө
Jim, love you! Fantastic comedian and even better human being!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
I appreciate.. Love you too ❤️
Tacticalferret2 7 сарын өмнө
Stop the horse play!
Charles Byrge
Charles Byrge 7 сарын өмнө
Try harder to clean up when repn your Channel dudesickle.
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