"It''s easier to be a guy..." - Jim Gaffigan Standup (Cinco)

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It's easier to be a guy... unless you have a mullet... then you lose... Subscribe for daily content!
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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Christopher Ingalls
Christopher Ingalls 15 өдрийн өмнө
We love you Jiiiiim!
E KL
E KL 17 өдрийн өмнө
I'm British and I've only found this guy in the last few weeks. So funny and strikes me as a really decent human being. Not sure why.
Paris King-Alvey
Paris King-Alvey 21 өдрийн өмнө
As a mom of 5, my husband and I can so relate. Lol I approve this message.
R S D
R S D 27 өдрийн өмнө
I relate to a surprising amount of this.
Carter WellHung
Carter WellHung Сарын өмнө
Maga
Debi Anderegg
Debi Anderegg Сарын өмнө
Then one day those little buggers grow up and come back to visit with their own children. Paybacks!
John Harris
John Harris Сарын өмнө
Then your daughter turns 10 and until she is 16 or 17 she is the child from the Exorcist.
RedCaio
RedCaio Сарын өмнө
Both women and men face many struggles. Sad many men’s issues are often not spoken about enough :(
Kraig Thorne
Kraig Thorne Сарын өмнө
If you are ugly it is easier to be a guy. If you good looking it is easier to be a woman.
David Bakke
David Bakke Сарын өмнө
“The boy, the one chewing on the table”
Art Moss
Art Moss Сарын өмнө
The bit about boys being escape artists reminds me of something my brother did when he was four. My mom had fallen asleep, and Mark took that opportunity to get his tricycle, leave the apartment, go down the elevator, and peddle over to the corner tavern (this was Milwaukee in the mid 1950s). He parked his tricycle outside the tavern, went inside, and was made welcome by the bartender. Meanwhile, my mom had awakened, could not find find my brother, and frantically called the police. They found him when they noticed his tricycle by the tavern door. As they entered, Mark was sitting on a bar stool, drinking orange soda and eating beef jerkey, all bought for him by the amused patrons. He was soon reunited with our mom, and the police went on their way. America in the 1950s . . . I kind of miss those days.
Abbiday Cornelius
Abbiday Cornelius Сарын өмнө
I never get tired of watching this. Jim is pure gold
Wannabe
Wannabe Сарын өмнө
Dude, I thought you were like buff.
Awesome Sause
Awesome Sause Сарын өмнө
Wait, some of you psychos choose kids?
Vegan Fitness Goddess TV
Vegan Fitness Goddess TV Сарын өмнө
New fan! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Elaine Ferry
Elaine Ferry Сарын өмнө
The most impressive thing your wife does is stay married to a misogynist!
Mack Pack TV
Mack Pack TV Сарын өмнө
Yep!
norman howell
norman howell Сарын өмнө
I wonder if Jim ever had a mullet.
Gingerly
Gingerly Сарын өмнө
7:07 📲🤣
Scott Thomas
Scott Thomas 2 сарын өмнө
Very hilarious
Lloyd Fink
Lloyd Fink 2 сарын өмнө
Hi Jim, Mullets are in. Yours, Lloyd Lol
Peter Myers
Peter Myers 2 сарын өмнө
Hilarious comic who never has to resort to vulgarity.
Chris Bennett
Chris Bennett 3 сарын өмнө
I'M GOOD WITH A MAN, AS LONG AS HE'S NOT FAT OR UGLY ! 😎
Philip HEMA
Philip HEMA 3 сарын өмнө
My goodness! I am so utterly misinformed😀😃😄😁😆! Head butting, biting - whatever happened to "our little bundle of joy"? Joke: what are rugrats called when they hv learned to walk? Yard apes😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣! Oldie but goodie.
George Farf
George Farf 3 сарын өмнө
In the thumbnail he looks like Theon Von.
tofu goddess
tofu goddess 3 сарын өмнө
The fact that he's a father... of so many.. just makes Jim even cooler. I *felt* this bit.
BMG The Performer
BMG The Performer 3 сарын өмнө
Hahahahahahahaha oh my
Chris Williams
Chris Williams 3 сарын өмнө
HILARIOUS!!
Jonathan Reiland
Jonathan Reiland 3 сарын өмнө
Don’t forget hair care. Women actually buy shampoo and conditioner separately, meanwhile Old Spice makes 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/soap...which can also clean floors, wash dishes and lube squeaky doors.
Elizabeth Shaw
Elizabeth Shaw 3 сарын өмнө
I don't pluck or wax or even use eyebrow pencil but I don't look like Phil Donahue either! :-)
Sawyer Gabel
Sawyer Gabel 3 сарын өмнө
I’m pope
Soggey Sandwhich
Soggey Sandwhich 3 сарын өмнө
“I just wanted to hear your voice daddy!” “Buy my album” Funniest crap ever!
DeeJ Alex
DeeJ Alex 4 сарын өмнө
I think, by this time, I have watched every video posted. Loved them all. Thank you for posting!
C S
C S 4 сарын өмнө
Hey there. We don’t all pluck eyebrows to a thin line. It falls out as we age. Say it...bald brow. It’s uh thing..uh sad thing. It’s a bigly problem.
Cade Britt
Cade Britt 4 сарын өмнө
Jim, has done more for most Americans with his ability to make us laugh and forget then any other person has. When he flus away with his sky piolet. His tombstone should read ; Here lays the greatest joker of hearts. What do you think.? Mabey Jim would like to throw in and add satire to your thoughts.
Cade Britt
Cade Britt 4 сарын өмнө
Your on a roll here. Keep on rolling. Thanks !
LOVE, Lyzza
LOVE, Lyzza 4 сарын өмнө
4:05 hahahaha oohh! It doesn't get better? 😂😂
LOVE, Lyzza
LOVE, Lyzza 4 сарын өмнө
00:57 that self-inflicted bit is soooo funny!!!! Hahahahaha
Jason Wrinkle
Jason Wrinkle 4 сарын өмнө
I'm so sorry for your finding :(
Jason Wrinkle
Jason Wrinkle 4 сарын өмнө
bullshit... all a gal has to do to earn a living is open her legs
Sherman Merman
Sherman Merman 4 сарын өмнө
how could anyone dislike Jim Gaffigan?gaffigan....he brings me joy every day
ro ro
ro ro 4 сарын өмнө
Women can pull off mullets better
Joe Woodfin
Joe Woodfin 4 сарын өмнө
The phone calling is accurate.
Brad Young
Brad Young 5 сарын өмнө
I usually like irreverent comedy but i gotta say Jim, you are the best family viewing comedian that everyone can laugh at ever to me
Mike t
Mike t 5 сарын өмнө
It's HILARIOUS watching how many people try to convince themselves that children are great. They always say "being a parent is difficult but it's worth it"!!! 😂😂😂 I'm all like... If you think being a parent is great you would lose your mind if you knew how great it was to not be a parent!!!
Mike t
Mike t 4 сарын өмнө
@Michigan I'm not judging you, at least you are honest about it. Most parents know that having kids sucks sometimes they just won't admit it.
Tom Wagnon
Tom Wagnon 5 сарын өмнө
Remember when that guy was humorous?
Yvette Newell
Yvette Newell 5 сарын өмнө
I feel the same way about talking on the phone. “I just wanted to hear your voice.” “Buy my album.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
You Sure Bout That?
You Sure Bout That? 5 сарын өмнө
I love that everything that came out of your mouth was true.
Rebekah kissel
Rebekah kissel 5 сарын өмнө
His wife loves him because he cracks her up. Also a great dad. He's a Jem.😅
royal decree for the church of muskology
royal decree for the church of muskology 5 сарын өмнө
Okay
balderdashery G
balderdashery G 5 сарын өмнө
This guy is now my favourite comedian! I watch every other day. I'm sure your wishing you had never promised to post a video every day all these months later. It was supposed to be 2 weeks to flatten the curve, but hear we are. You have to post a video for the rest of your life.
Victoria Thousand
Victoria Thousand 5 сарын өмнө
I love your comedy.... It's perfect for everyone
Kristy Maass
Kristy Maass 5 сарын өмнө
It was easy for you to lose half your fanbase. Bait n switch .
Horsepower Animations
Horsepower Animations 6 сарын өмнө
Someone makes fun of the guy with a mullet. 1 year later, the mullet guy grew his hair out even more. Now, he stole your wife. So, when you're growing your hair out, prepare for a few months of mullet phase.
C S
C S 6 сарын өмнө
Missing kid? Macy’s, he’s taken a dive into the middle of the circular clothing hanger. Restaurant? Under someone else’s table where napkins go to die. Museum, rare drawings. Doctors, playing with someone’s purse strap.
Jerene Rockstrom
Jerene Rockstrom 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you I needed a laugh today!
Thomas Fields
Thomas Fields 6 сарын өмнө
hot pockeeeeeetttttssss......
Marcia Abdelrahman
Marcia Abdelrahman 6 сарын өмнө
lofihiphop
Max Nava
Max Nava 7 сарын өмнө
I know im Waaaaaaaayyyyy late I used to have mullet in high school even tho im only 21 was the only one in my high school my nickname was mullet man
Mushroom :D
Mushroom :D 7 сарын өмнө
As a "woman", (lol, I'm only 12) I can tell you, IT SUCKS. Everyone is like "yOu ShOuLd WeAr MaKeUp, ItLl MaKe YoU pReTtIeR, wHy ArE yOu PlAyInG tHaT gAmE, iTs FoR bOyS!!!" (I like playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild) I hate when people pull that. I'm more boy-ish, and I hate makeup. I have never put on makeup, and probably never will. ALSO BRAS ARE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
mmedeuxchevaux
mmedeuxchevaux 7 сарын өмнө
Jim, do you prefer to do stand up in large arenas or in more intimate settings?
mike russo
mike russo 7 сарын өмнө
i think it's easier to be a guy too. i'd wear the same t shirt and pants for days if i didn't have to wash them. or do i....
ja krispy
ja krispy 7 сарын өмнө
Hey Theo Von rocks the mullet okay bud lol
Lindsay Gonzalez
Lindsay Gonzalez 7 сарын өмнө
"It's a man's world... I don't have a joke for that, I just wanted to remind the ladies." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
BlueClouds000
BlueClouds000 7 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim, this is 2020 calling... are those pants clean?
Frances Bernard
Frances Bernard 7 сарын өмнө
Frances Bernard here. YES! Jim you are a true Christian tribesman at heart. A guy at age 64 would not get criticized by his son about him not wearing makeup anymore and not using all of the nice clothes he owns while walking down the street trying to deal with all the 'requests' for money like I got a few days ago after thinking that I was wise in how I encouraged my daughter to start wearing makeup like she wanted to at age 16. Well at least I learned my lesson now and if I manage to live long enough to see any great grand daughters live to their teenage years -- I won't encourage them to wear makeup. Not much chance of that though after going through a lot because then I would have to live at least another 48 years to see any of my grandsons bring up a family.
R Keller
R Keller 7 сарын өмнө
That was great Jim; my cheeks get a workout!
D Sturba
D Sturba 7 сарын өмнө
I have to stop watching you while I'm eating.. my poor kids have applied the heimlich to many times to count.. LOL .. you are hands down my fav. stand up comic. I love your style. Shout out to your wife as well we all know now that she probably writes the REALLY good stuff ;)
Eric Kolb
Eric Kolb 7 сарын өмнө
Who should we put in charge for the future him or her? Him, the one chewing on the table. 😂🤣😂🤣💀💀
paul1x1
paul1x1 7 сарын өмнө
My daughter is 1 year younger than her brother they told us our son tested in the top 10 percentile our daughter was smart but not as high as her brother my daughter is a lawyer my son played hockey till they told him you're not going to the show now he's an electrician my daughters ambition and drive are worth more than any points on a test boys and girls are different and even year muscle mass becomes less and less relevant women like Angela Merkel will run the world one day thank God
Brenda Conkling
Brenda Conkling 8 сарын өмнө
God told me it is never my turn to do the dishes
Keith Olsen
Keith Olsen 8 сарын өмнө
I'm a Latter-day Saint, can confirm we all agree Jim should calm down with the children making
Jamy Bailey
Jamy Bailey 27 өдрийн өмнө
Lol
Selfie Flo
Selfie Flo 8 сарын өмнө
EATING BABY JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!
Daddy-0 Long Legs
Daddy-0 Long Legs 8 сарын өмнө
My local weekly newspaper down here is "The Mullet Wrapper" because mullet fishing is a big industry. Those fish end up in everything from fish and chips to Meow Mix.
david marshall
david marshall 8 сарын өмнө
I honestly thought he was gay before he said he had kids
Dot Dot
Dot Dot 8 сарын өмнө
Halarious!!! 😂😂😂
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 8 сарын өмнө
He compared his kids to serial killers. The clean comedian. Yeah. Maybe he meant the other kind of serial? As in cereal? That must be it.
yoooyoyooo
yoooyoyooo 8 сарын өмнө
We are just lucky we are stronger than our children for most of their childhood. Otherwise nobody would ever have a child.
Living By Choice
Living By Choice 8 сарын өмнө
Thanks so much for sharing these clips, really helps 💛 now I’m crying happy tears instead of sad ones. Was having a really hard day and this is such a relief 💜
James Bevan
James Bevan 8 сарын өмнө
After the rant I don't want to hear on twitter I give thumbs down and now I appreciate the block this channel option.
Susan Macaulay
Susan Macaulay 8 сарын өмнө
Except for Donald Trump! 🤣 Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for recently calling out a man thats time is done.
Claudette S
Claudette S 8 сарын өмнө
Tweeze and comb and moisturize ... it never ends.
Andrea Frasca
Andrea Frasca 8 сарын өмнө
The fact that men are able to pee standing up is worth EVERYTHING.
Eddie Anderson
Eddie Anderson 8 сарын өмнө
6:04 "Poop" John Paul the 2nd? 😂
Motoanna
Motoanna 8 сарын өмнө
Mullet - Jaromir Jagr
afshin Laroudi
afshin Laroudi 8 сарын өмнө
"BUY MY ALBUM!" XD
Des
Des 8 сарын өмнө
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
Andrew Jensen
Andrew Jensen 8 сарын өмнө
I started growing a mullet at the begging of the Cotargeted
Silenthero777
Silenthero777 8 сарын өмнө
Jim I'm such a big fan thanks for doing what u do. Your an amazing person I'm blessed to get to listen to u. U and your family take care
Megadextrious
Megadextrious 9 сарын өмнө
I was literally plucking my eyebrows listening to this 😂😂😂
Megadextrious
Megadextrious 8 сарын өмнө
Michael Freed you alright there, chief? Jeez. It’s just a personal preference: I don’t like feeling like I look like Tom Selleck or Marius Stan🤷🏼 live and let live, bud.
Beth Quinn
Beth Quinn 9 сарын өмнө
“I just want to hear your voice, Daddy” “Buy my album.”
Jim Norris
Jim Norris 9 сарын өмнө
My favorite comedienne Such a sexy girl.
Cyndi Foore
Cyndi Foore 9 сарын өмнө
I hate that joke that your wife hates. If you think it’s hard for the father well.....have you ever listened to your wife?
Nathaniel Nevins
Nathaniel Nevins 9 сарын өмнө
One of my friends grew a mullet during quarantine, and he looks frickin hilarious. We give him crap about it every day
Asani
Asani 9 сарын өмнө
"Buy my album" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mike edwards
mike edwards 9 сарын өмнө
Hot pocket....
GeminieCricket
GeminieCricket 9 сарын өмнө
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sonny Burnett
Sonny Burnett 9 сарын өмнө
After a women joke, Ten man jokes are required. Even then they’re undecided.
Joseph Vedadi
Joseph Vedadi 9 сарын өмнө
RIP
Joey Joey
Joey Joey 9 сарын өмнө
"Remind me in 2019" It's 2020 Let that sink in..
Tiffany Simmons
Tiffany Simmons 9 сарын өмнө
Most underappreciated comedian ever!
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