"I Had To Have My Appendix Removed" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)

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Last time I was in Alaska I removed me own appendix with a dull butter knife and killed a bear with my bare hands. A new video every day during the pandemic. Click Subscribe & turn on notifications and LET’S BECOME BEST FRIENDS!
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Duh123 Duh123
Duh123 Duh123 3 өдрийн өмнө
I really hate Jim’s beard, it looks like he’s got furry balls on his face
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Nancy Coale
Nancy Coale 8 өдрийн өмнө
I don't get these people that thumbs down. This talented man is so funny and he has kept me from going absolutely nuts during these crazy times. Thank you Jim!😍
Night Fox
Night Fox 8 өдрийн өмнө
I quote "A appendix is like a Kardashian" a lot actually.
Heather Oliveira
Heather Oliveira 9 өдрийн өмнө
This is the best bear story ever
james curtis
james curtis 22 өдрийн өмнө
my appendix burst- had it taken out in the middle of the night- was told if I had waited an hour more I would have died- the pain was unbelievable-don't know what the damn thing did- but I do know they can kill you
Steven Peralta
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OMG! Too funny! My sides hurt laughing. (oh, wait... appendicitis?) LOL
Basil Vino
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10:57 - “AnneFrankly...” ok, if AnneFrankly is an adjverb, I just can’t picture what it is you’re describing.
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Steven Ray
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You are the man
Robert Scott
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Science has figured out why we have an appendix now. It keeps copies of the bacteria in your gut, in case anything happens to them... for this reason, it's kind of beyond the reach of your immune system, which is why an inflamed appendix never gets better.
crayolian Сарын өмнө
My appendix burst while I was at work and I went the entire day thinking it was just muscle pain. Needless to say I almost went septic. Good times.
Jane White
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james 2 сарын өмнө
Ty Jim
James Ricker
James Ricker 2 сарын өмнө
He didn't lose weight he just misplaced it in the toilet
Lapeer On 🔥
Lapeer On 🔥 2 сарын өмнө
Proverbs 17:22 “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” Good to watch. Laughing is beautiful. And healing. Thanks Dr. Jim.
Barb Smith
Barb Smith 3 сарын өмнө
So Funny!
MLMLW 3 сарын өмнө
I've never had my appendix removed but I have had my gall bladder removed, had 2 back surgeries & both knees replaced (not all at once), but after those surgeries I never woke up wearing Mardi Gras beads. 😂
Deb Fryer
Deb Fryer 3 сарын өмнө
The appendix is very important for cleaning the digestive system. Eating a lot of animal food causes it to swell and burst with inflammation. It’s just as important as the tonsils which are also for cleansing the body.
ShinK G
ShinK G 3 сарын өмнө
"maybe I'll have the will to pull it out" You got like a million kids. Your not pulling anything out
Muhammad Arshad
Muhammad Arshad 3 сарын өмнө
Jim you are extremely funny. Mashallah!
Rob Graham
Rob Graham 3 сарын өмнө
Researchers deduce that the is designed to protect good bacteria in the gut. That way, when the gut is affected by a bout of diarrhea or other illness that cleans out the intestines, the good bacteria in the can repopulate the digestive system and keep you healthy.Love your standup, great shows... funny shit.
R Zambory
R Zambory 3 сарын өмнө
Thank You Jim. That was what I needed ! God Bless.
Slash Cower
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Atomic Vomit
Atomic Vomit 4 сарын өмнө
4:54 Jim: Could have been daddy's 3 breakfast burritos Me: Too many Hot Pocket jokes for me to believe he had burritos for breakfast
JayElle 4 сарын өмнө
Bravo! 👏 This channel is my pandemic prescription for laughing out loud in a time when even smiles seem scarce. Thanks Mr Gaffigan!
Linda Cassell
Linda Cassell 4 сарын өмнө
Lol.. I had mine removed at age 59, I thought it was due to my septic tank .. ummmm no I had my gall bladder out in France. No more vacations for me
Alex P
Alex P 4 сарын өмнө
8:07 imagine someone hearing this in 1975.... "What do you do with your camera then? Make calls??"
Pie Bag
Pie Bag 4 сарын өмнө
Goddamn thank you for the laugh Jim I am sorry to hear that happened to you tho your the fuckin’ man and we appreciate you sir!
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The "Phillip Seymour Hoffman" joke is HIGHLY underrated. 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Juan Benjume 4 сарын өмнө
Jim thank you for your videos God bless you and your beautiful family In Jesus Name
fun_paparazzi 5 сарын өмнө
“The appendix is like a Kardashian!” 😂
S K 5 сарын өмнө
Appendix is like a Kardashian. I feel the same way.
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This was the best compilation in a while! Don't thank me for watching...thank you for posting!
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Lol Jim's bear-teasing voice sounds like Yoda.
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יוסף אריה קהן 6 сарын өмнө
I actually fell down laughing during the "Please don't let it be gas" bit
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Roman Horak 7 сарын өмнө
Nurse Po’Boy 😍
Sergio Maiorana
Sergio Maiorana 7 сарын өмнө
very funny, so there isn't a bear in the forest LOL
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rolfdenver 7 сарын өмнө
My wife still feels guilty about making me drive myself to the emergency room when I started experiencing abdominal pain. Knowing me, she felt gas was a much more likely explanation.
DioneN 8 сарын өмнө
Now when I see you perform I will always think of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Can’t unsee it!
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Coleman Burnette
Coleman Burnette 8 сарын өмнө
I was watching this and it was super funny then I had to church and and after that I ended up rupturing my on the way home and had to go to the er and have removed
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Patricia Hopey
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TheBros2theend 8 сарын өмнө
God bless heal and save you
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Proud Veteran
Proud Veteran 8 сарын өмнө
Why did you go political!!! What a waste of great talent? F bombs? I feel sorry for your wife and children???
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Sonya Lenz 8 сарын өмнө
Thank YOU!
Michael Maddock
Michael Maddock 8 сарын өмнө
Keep America Great! Trump train 2020!!
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Carter Lahring 8 сарын өмнө
Jan Reynolds
Jan Reynolds 8 сарын өмнө
Laughing so hard years are rolling.
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I subscribed. But you don't have to pull it out. Please don't pull it out. Seriously. DON'T. 😂😂
Saleem 8 сарын өмнө
“Do you have a bear gun? Cause I don’t think this bear came to get his hair done” 🔥 bars 🎤
Anynymous 8 сарын өмнө
To my understanding appendix is a reserve for bacteria
SenseOfHumor 8 сарын өмнө
You are just so funny! Love you!
Jenilee Bucci
Jenilee Bucci 8 сарын өмнө
The bear killed us and we died now what really happened is the tour guide had a bear flare and it hit the bear and he ran like he forgot SOMTHING at home
DreamBeliever365 8 сарын өмнө
Dying man!!!!! Hilarious
Jenilee Bucci
Jenilee Bucci 8 сарын өмнө
Walk back slowly walk back slowly now the bear was in a a full sprint
Jenilee Bucci
Jenilee Bucci 8 сарын өмнө
I found a someone I found someone Jim:is he a doc?? :wife no Jim: is he a nurse?:wife he’s a lawyer
Pansy Flower
Pansy Flower 8 сарын өмнө
OMFG... Land Salmon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Adriana Ricci
Adriana Ricci 8 сарын өмнө
My 7 yo is looking at me asking why I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Susan Olthof
Susan Olthof 8 сарын өмнө
Funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Jim-thanks for turning your trauma into something so hilarious!
California Orange
California Orange 8 сарын өмнө
What are the odds.
INSOMNIA 8 сарын өмнө
so kill a plastic maker that makes the kardashians
Aynge Mackay
Aynge Mackay 8 сарын өмнө
"Yeah, it's real sorrrrrre. But my tummy hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts..." Yeah, sounds EXACTLY like a Kardashian. LOLOLOL (≧V≦*)
Claudette S
Claudette S 8 сарын өмнө
Land salmon! I can’t breathe!!!!
Michael Irish
Michael Irish 8 сарын өмнө
"I was pretending like I was having fun outside"... I literally shit myself a little.
Cynthia Davis
Cynthia Davis 8 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan makes me laff agin'...yeah I said it!
PJ Smith
PJ Smith 8 сарын өмнө
Quality Time is still my most favorite show.
Suzy Keleher
Suzy Keleher 8 сарын өмнө
Totally laughing the kind of laughter with no sound - just my body doing belly movements... trying not to wake my husband. So many times! 🌹🌹🌹
sequi- tur
sequi- tur 8 сарын өмнө
*.......has to be the funniest guy **_on earth...._*
James Pitts
James Pitts 8 сарын өмнө
They do know now. It is very useful if in a survival situation. Hardcore evolutionists wanted it to be a vestigial organ so bad lol.
Jeanell Guenther
Jeanell Guenther 8 сарын өмнө
“Oh, my gosh! The appendix is like the Kardashians!”
Johnny 8 сарын өмнө
Travis Armatage
Travis Armatage 9 сарын өмнө
The joke about cathertors you won't understand unless you have had a cathator
Felicia Taylor
Felicia Taylor 9 сарын өмнө
I would rather piss on myself in front of a million people than have a catheter.
Wayne Martin
Wayne Martin 9 сарын өмнө
" if given the choice... I'll take the piece shower. " love it!
szqsk8 9 сарын өмнө
After I had emergency surgery to remove my appendix I lost twenty pounds during my recovery. It was worth it.....
Lisa Reid
Lisa Reid 9 сарын өмнө
So glad I subscribed!!
Jacob Horton
Jacob Horton 9 сарын өмнө
Mentions sex trafficking, then pizza.Talks about scientists going back to cloning. Then Tom Hanks being a murderer. How many coincidences before mathematically impossible?
Angel Wings
Angel Wings 9 сарын өмнө
My appendix almost exploded a few months ago when I was extremely sick
Dee Marie Dubois
Dee Marie Dubois 9 сарын өмнө
Had to watch this again. It’s one of my favorites.
SCOTTOCASTER '66 9 сарын өмнө
"Land Salmon" 🤣🤣🤣🤣(Comment#700) ooh, yay me 🙄.
Toshiba Tewari
Toshiba Tewari 9 сарын өмнө
I am from India and I love Jim- I can watch your show with my family!! Thank you much needed laughter releif in these times 🙏
ExclusiveLM 9 сарын өмнө
...and all this time I thought that Jim Gaffigan lived his days high on weed farting Hagen Daz scented farts while injecting vials of liquefied smothered pork chops into his veins. In reality, Jim is just like us. He seems to be a homebody that is going out of his mind locked up at home contemplating counting how many people walk by his house in the street. Kudos JG. We too are all slowly but surely arriving at the Kanye West madness level.
Ron Williams
Ron Williams 9 сарын өмнө
It is so wonderful to enjoy comedy without all that profanity.
Believe in Yourself
Believe in Yourself 9 сарын өмнө
I bet your children love you so much because of your funny voices. I like talking to my friends and animals like that just for fun. Especially my old Joey the Boxer.
jables jabes
jables jabes 9 сарын өмнө
I had appendicitis and choose an alternative treatment. If it doesn’t burst, then all you have to do is take antibiotics via intravenous for 24-48 hours at the hospital and hope your situation improves. If it does, your next step is to take prescription antibiotics for several weeks. If you’re healing, then you don’t need the surgery!
Shannin Devfons Mcvicker Laber
Shannin Devfons Mcvicker Laber 9 сарын өмнө
The appendix helps with iron anemia and pigmentation .. As evolving the ear lobes' is next . They just keep getting smaller... 1 man had already cut and sewn his ears shut .. Similar as aliens' tho we is revolving , history reverse and repeating its self in to evolution ..
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