Funniest Technology Stand Up Comedy Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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Here are my funniest standup comedy jokes about technology. Starting with my dad leaving messages on my answering machine all the way to Chinese toilets! Enjoy!
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:00 - Answering Machine
:36 - Leaving Voice Messages
:58 - Email
2:14 - Spell Check
3:05 - Remote Control
4:03 - Escalator & Moving Sidewalk
7:13 - Digital Photos
9:29 - Cord Cutters
10:20 - Landline
11:46 - Elevators
12:32 - Talking on the Phone
13:11 - Japanese Toilet
13:59 - Chinese Toilet
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking mndown.info/fast/video/sJ6yY4aQyZCLf4U
Disney mndown.info/fast/video/3GLYl3eFuY5uhok
Japan mndown.info/fast/video/sXy4fot_rqKRhoE
Fish mndown.info/fast/video/l6PUf3WguKOxiIk
Cheese mndown.info/fast/video/12zBgGdps6p_Z2w
Heaven & Hell mndown.info/fast/video/v5mboIaBlKpso5E
TV mndown.info/fast/video/3IazimiM06eqiKc
Desserts mndown.info/fast/video/tIaTioJto52TqK8
Holidays mndown.info/fast/video/1Kypg21wwK5msJ8
Birthdays mndown.info/fast/video/0a6qhGSPwGikhZ8
OUR MASSIVE PLANET mndown.info/fast/video/vmeYaoSP0ZVmloE
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2
LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies mndown.info/fast/video/nYKpaG1nx5ePjJs
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot mndown.info/fast/video/rI-oZHyWsph_q58
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special mndown.info/fast/video/p6fNp66EzItygXA
DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN & become MEMBER. Fee (99 cents) donated to TheImagineSociety.org.
JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE
Season 1 tinyurl.com/yxzyk5ws
Season 2 mndown.info/fast/video/uJ_NgaxptaZxiYk
CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)
Welcome to Quarantine mndown.info/fast/video/sKCbd3mcxJqKno0
My Kids Ask Covid-19 mndown.info/fast/video/nnrKdZyL04mlh4U
Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation mndown.info/fast/video/tY6samlkwI-Tg2g
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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Tenderfoot Prepper
Tenderfoot Prepper Өдрийн өмнө
Wow, I like Jim Gaffigan, but he owes Seinfeld like two hundred dollars.
Robby D Durham
Robby D Durham 3 өдрийн өмнө
I think the foot prints solve the aiming problem.
G L U G
G L U G 6 өдрийн өмнө
God loves you guys!
BeatlemaniaPAUL
BeatlemaniaPAUL 11 өдрийн өмнө
Thanks for the incredible laughs. Discovered your stand up on Sirius and found your MNdown channel. You have surpassed every comedian before you, literally. Clean jokes that l can actually relate to everything you say. Lol. Thanks man.
Alexia Bonnici
Alexia Bonnici 12 өдрийн өмнө
every comment was true. Brilliant!
Steven Marut
Steven Marut 21 өдрийн өмнө
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000⁰
sh
sh 21 өдрийн өмнө
Unbelievable! The cat's asleep! So true XD
Kristy Moore
Kristy Moore 22 өдрийн өмнө
Back In the day we used to host gold panning at fairs. Looking back through the photos all I see is cleavage. Mostly butt cleavage....and those were the days we paid good money for film developing.
David Bakke
David Bakke 23 өдрийн өмнө
*BEEP* “hello, tell jim his dad called” LOL
Subtle Nature
Subtle Nature 24 өдрийн өмнө
Jim, did you become a comedian because when you were a kid, your friends used to call you "Jim Laugh Again"!
The Polite Rebels
The Polite Rebels 27 өдрийн өмнө
Ahah i love this one 🤣😂😅🥲☺️
T Moon
T Moon 28 өдрийн өмнө
17:16
Brian Miller
Brian Miller 28 өдрийн өмнө
Hilarious line..maybe too stop people from fishing
James DeLap
James DeLap 28 өдрийн өмнө
"Good looking crowd".
Santiago Fischer
Santiago Fischer Сарын өмнө
yes
Nicole D. NOTIZIE
Nicole D. NOTIZIE Сарын өмнө
We have “the squat toilets” in most Italian public bathrooms too. They are more hygienic. No touch . I prefer them. Why would you ever want to sit and touch on a public toilet??? To get an STD??? Never!
Jerry
Jerry Сарын өмнө
Was that Ed Begley Jr.? 0:36
gansosmansos
gansosmansos Сарын өмнө
Laugh out loud!!
Gary Reid Backing Tracks
Gary Reid Backing Tracks Сарын өмнө
... remember when Jim said he was gonna post every day during the pandemic?
aliza johnny
aliza johnny 2 сарын өмнө
I can only listen to him for a little while, d/t I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!!!! When I am found dead in bed Jim did it, with a smile on my face. Thank You Jim and your wife keep the laughter coming. Stay healthy.
Kuu1993
Kuu1993 2 сарын өмнө
Skinny glasses Jim scares me a little. It's like...who is this man and how did he steal Jim's voice?!
Alice
Alice 2 сарын өмнө
Oh, my God! Jim, you are fantastic!!! I love you very much.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love
Aa Bb
Aa Bb 2 сарын өмнө
I'm the person who uses the stairs beside the escalator...they are soooo slooowww🙄
Margarete Raab
Margarete Raab 2 сарын өмнө
OMG, working in South Korea in the late 1980s, I ran into the squat toilet.. horrible, thankfully more and more places had Western style the following years. Quite an experience 😂
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Oh really 🤣🤣
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for the support
Michael Harradine
Michael Harradine 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, I never would have thought of you as a thin man. You look better now. Weirdly.
Clifford Yawn
Clifford Yawn 2 сарын өмнө
Jim and Brian Regan are 2 of the best comedians ever.
Jacob Pleggenkuhle
Jacob Pleggenkuhle 2 сарын өмнө
Yes! Regan is my other favorite! Jim and Brian are both legends!
Quiet Ginja
Quiet Ginja 2 сарын өмнө
I literally have PTSD from a time when I was in a bathroom in a clothing store and there were drops of blood about every 2 feet leading to the handicap bathroom. I got to the stall opened it and there was blood everywhere. It looked like a murder happened. It was covering everything below the top of the stall door. I was 6...
S HH
S HH 2 сарын өмнө
A HUGE hypocrite. One of those, "Do as I say, not as I do" guys.
Sun-Eagle Cherokee
Sun-Eagle Cherokee 3 сарын өмнө
Jim, Can you explain the toilet in Istanbul with the footprints and opening? I did not understand that scene at all?!
Noah Kazanjian
Noah Kazanjian 3 сарын өмнө
Ive watched at least 1 jim gaffigan bit practicly evrey day in quarentine
Manuel Rezende
Manuel Rezende 3 сарын өмнө
You looked way older when you were younger.
Just_a_human _being
Just_a_human _being 3 сарын өмнө
Spelling rang true
JByepitsme
JByepitsme 3 сарын өмнө
Lol!😂😄😁
Tony Morton
Tony Morton 3 сарын өмнө
This man is not a comedian. A joke maybe? But not a comedian!
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce 3 сарын өмнө
Jim greatness
Addison Elly
Addison Elly 3 сарын өмнө
Haha
JS 09
JS 09 3 сарын өмнө
Biggest technology joke, Apple!
Shakthi Dhasan
Shakthi Dhasan 3 сарын өмнө
This man wears good shoes
Yalanchi Swiss
Yalanchi Swiss 3 сарын өмнө
Chinese toilets also don't have stalls. There's one long row of holes and big ceramic footprints. And you're just meant to pee or poop in front of anybody else who enters. Goodbye dignity & privacy.
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 3 сарын өмнө
5:12 "The only thing worse than walking upstairs is walking up an escalator that's not working. What's the point? It's like having a dead butler. C'mon! [aside: 'My butler died last week.']" I just realised that most of Jim's asides (what he perceives the audience is muttering to each other) sound JUST LIKE KARENS!!!!! It's all about her & what she finds offensive! LOL!!!
Debi Diana
Debi Diana 3 сарын өмнө
I have a land-line because I need it for my alarm company
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
😂
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 4 сарын өмнө
Escalators are one the few machines that are still functional even when it's broke down.
sh
sh 21 өдрийн өмнө
Also a carving knife:)
michael mcduffie
michael mcduffie 4 сарын өмнө
beatles
Annie Jacobs
Annie Jacobs 4 сарын өмнө
😅😂😄 thank you for making me laugh Jim Gaffigan!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
You're welcome ❤️
Blount Farms
Blount Farms 4 сарын өмнө
OMGoodness he kills me. Jim's the best hands down
jackie pollard
jackie pollard 4 сарын өмнө
Landlines are good for telemarketers. That's about it.
Sheyla Abarca
Sheyla Abarca 4 сарын өмнө
How did his voice changed and he grew more hair!!?? He's hysterical though!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thanks for the support
Chris Foell
Chris Foell 4 сарын өмнө
acai
Nellie Neeman
Nellie Neeman 4 сарын өмнө
Laugh-out-loud funny. Still upset I missed your Cincinnati show :-(
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support
AllThat Remains
AllThat Remains 4 сарын өмнө
The joke about a remote for his phone has been answered with Alexa. When we were kids we predicted flying cars. I guess when thinking about future technologies, should’ve considered how much people wanted to be lazy. 😆
Donald McNeil
Donald McNeil 5 сарын өмнө
🤣😂😅
Tom Wahl
Tom Wahl 5 сарын өмнө
Thanks for making me laugh every day!!
Cheezy Poofs
Cheezy Poofs 5 сарын өмнө
I wish I could get a landline!
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Serious 🤣🤣
lbrown21494
lbrown21494 5 сарын өмнө
The older he gets, the more hair he has.
Andrew A
Andrew A 25 өдрийн өмнө
Hair replacement surgery is pretty common in the USA. He definitely had it done
Bongo Cat
Bongo Cat 2 сарын өмнө
@Ray Bin he is! 😀😀😀🤗🤗🤗i was changin lanes too, thanks for keeping me on course in the happy lane😅
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 2 сарын өмнө
@Bongo Cat Nuthin' like a lil' bit of humor to keep life in the happy lane eh? Jim is a Godsend....! (Thanks for da comment!!) 😁👍
Bongo Cat
Bongo Cat 2 сарын өмнө
@Ray Bin get off youtube and go invent something youre a god dam genius!!! thanks for the laugh 🤗🤗🤗🤗
Pierre A
Pierre A 2 сарын өмнө
Must be propecia.
James Brooks
James Brooks 5 сарын өмнө
"I gotta get spell check for this pen"lol. Jim kills me😂😂😂
oscar salazar
oscar salazar 5 сарын өмнө
He still makes me laugh......I think he and Jeanie should get a medal of honor for this contribution to American sanity during the 2020 insanity event....
Jeannie Brown
Jeannie Brown 5 сарын өмнө
Thanks for all you do for our country and each citizen 😘. I love your comedy. It's my favorite. Know what we all are going through during 2020 . Laughter is addictive !!!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support
WiL Clark
WiL Clark 5 сарын өмнө
We bought a house a few years ago and both bathrooms have what I like to call 'hot toilets'. You can use either hot or cold water to flush. In the winter-time..., turn the hot water on, flush, wait, and then sit, and you have a warm bum. 👍😁 I hate cold toilet seats, and live in Maine, winter's coming. Its funny..., we all forget during summer while we're bitching about how hot it is, and then cry and whine about how cold and shitty it is. For the love of God just pick one! LoL But yeah..., winter in Maine sucks. Good snow shovel money though. $👍
Kevin Munger
Kevin Munger 5 сарын өмнө
I love Jim's comic wit. That said, I am posting mainly to protest the lack of comments across various forums. You can't even tell people for the good. At it's heart, digital communication is corruptable. Why have forums extinguished commentary? What will you all do when the phones are out and the computers are out? Today, most can't call a land line. Tomorrow there will be no land lines as they wil go the way of pay phones. Analog is like anonymous. Digital is like, no circumspection. Digital is easily curtailed.
Canaan
Canaan 5 сарын өмнө
When I was a kid I was a terrible speller but I didn't care. I was like "when I grow up it'll be the future and you won't need to know how to spell words, we'll just be able to say it into a device that will know how to spell everything for you" it took almost 30 years but I was right.
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Oh really 🤣🤣
Derrell Stumpfel
Derrell Stumpfel 5 сарын өмнө
My scissors could cut a penny , but would cause a blood blister if you did not do it just right,, strong squeeze on the handle.. i must have missed that knife infomercial though ... hmm... LOL
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
❤️❤️
David Gordon
David Gordon 5 сарын өмнө
Nickelodeon: "Jhonen Vasquez, we're not going to allow you to make an adult themed cartoons like "Invader Zim" unless you make endless jokes about food like Jim Gaffigan!" OKaaaaayyyyyy!!!!
Heather Hellickson
Heather Hellickson 5 сарын өмнө
Yes, I agree, I don’t feel the pain while watching Jim. He’s been a great friend! He gives solace during this awful year. I lost my father 5 months ago and Jim gives a break from the beginning grief
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
❤️❤️❤️
NotTheWheel
NotTheWheel 5 сарын өмнө
How come past Jim was balding and future Jim isn't... he has like three kids shouldn't the reverse have happened?
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
His family keeps him young!
Thomas Fields
Thomas Fields 5 сарын өмнө
Hot pockeeettttsss....
jsl151850b
jsl151850b 5 сарын өмнө
The Altice One remote is radio, not infrared. No pointing required.
Mo-hammad Abunaser
Mo-hammad Abunaser 5 сарын өмнө
"I wanna hear your voice.. daddy" "Then buy my album"
I like to watch
I like to watch 5 сарын өмнө
(4:00) "I need a remote for my phone!" Isn't that basically what an Apple Watch is?
Raffaella Caselli
Raffaella Caselli 5 сарын өмнө
ninjarage
Mark Beames
Mark Beames 5 сарын өмнө
Don't go to Central Asia - hole in the DIRT inside the home. Dirt in a Quirt.
Emerson Discovery
Emerson Discovery 5 сарын өмнө
My kid ran up the escalater once and hit the emergency stop button turning it off...
Sazy Plew
Sazy Plew 6 сарын өмнө
TWO MINUTES in and Jim gaffigan has programmed in an in-vid advertisement, which was on top of the TWO ADS that played before his vid. Jim must be desperate for money to ruin his own bits. How many more interruptions before the end? No idea bc I’m not sticking around to find out. ✌🏻
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
@Leslie CAS - Thank you for saying this! People have been crapping on my other favorite comedian, Drew Lynch, because he is promoting a video game at the start of his comedy postings, saying that he's sell out, etc. And I keep saying to them "He has to pay rent somehow!" People forget that musicians, comedians, theater actors, dancers, other visual & performance artists- those that keep us in constant joy- have been hit really hard. Some people are so selfish!
Leslie CAS
Leslie CAS Сарын өмнө
He has five children and a wife to support. Live comedy has been gone since March 2020. How do you make your living?
thequieterubcomethemoreuhear
thequieterubcomethemoreuhear 6 сарын өмнө
Thought this would be funny. Not really making me laugh. But.....I'm not easy to make lol, so, don't depend on my comment.
Heidi Roy
Heidi Roy 6 сарын өмнө
He is the best !!! No vulgarity just funny shit !!
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 4 сарын өмнө
The last word in your comment ruined it!
SpinDash
SpinDash 6 сарын өмнө
This is an especially good one. I always liked the “organized hill” observation
Fisher Dickens
Fisher Dickens 6 сарын өмнө
"You leave a Japanese bathroom cleaner than when you went in. You leave an American bathroom with PTSD." 😂!
butteredtoast
butteredtoast 6 сарын өмнө
"Lift" is the product name. "Elevator" is the name of the company that made the product. :)
Connie D
Connie D 6 сарын өмнө
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Jim thank you very much for making gloomy days very tolerable🙏
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
You're welcome ❤️ ❤️
C GrayGirl
C GrayGirl 6 сарын өмнө
The Escalator looks down upon the Stairs. You’re nothing more than an organized hill 🤣😂🤣
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you so much ❤️
Jacked Kerouac
Jacked Kerouac 3 сарын өмнө
Lol that’s killer
AnnaPxx
AnnaPxx 6 сарын өмнө
😅👍🏼
Dragonstaye
Dragonstaye 6 сарын өмнө
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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
❤️❤️❤️
Cowboy Lumberjack
Cowboy Lumberjack 6 сарын өмнө
Hey, what is all this about Hunter and Joe Biden and some pay for play scheme? Apparently, Hunter was taking money when Joe was Vice President for arranging meetings and favors and I guess Joe saw all of the money and wanted cut in as well. They found one of Hunter’s computers and the players are verifying the story. I wonder why the mainstream media has not reported a minute of the story and Joe is not being questioned by anyone on the left(including the media)????? Why is Joe in hiding again? - probably getting his story straight...........
Lara O'neal
Lara O'neal 6 сарын өмнө
YT does not know how to spell and doesn’t even recognize certain words that are not politically correct. Idiots.
Autumn Marr
Autumn Marr 6 сарын өмнө
My friend texts me pictures of what she's having for dinner, along with a caption. I just reply, are you gonna bring me some?
Autumn Marr
Autumn Marr Сарын өмнө
Pretty much as useless as the cat videos and the baby yoda memes she sends me. No help whatsoever
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thanks 🤣
Dick Tatortots
Dick Tatortots 5 сарын өмнө
I remember looking in old family photo albums looking at spaghetti meatloaf shephards pie then I remember nobody did that if you are fascinated by pics of food go down to waffle house and jerk off to there menu
robert smith
robert smith 5 сарын өмнө
Right On Brother 👊💯 you are 💪 one of the best...
mglmouser
mglmouser 6 сарын өмнө
«Stairs are just organized hills». I hope you realize how genius this observation is.
Carole Cook
Carole Cook 6 сарын өмнө
Yes! Brilliant! Also liked, "I need spell check for this pen."
hmarote
hmarote 6 сарын өмнө
Seinfeld joke detected 😜
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
@hmarote Hmmm. Still don't get it. But, I just am not that familiar with Seinfeld stand up.
hmarote
hmarote Сарын өмнө
@catharine orellana phone
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
where?
citationc550
citationc550 5 сарын өмнө
I saw that too, LOL
555Trout
555Trout 6 сарын өмнө
Just unsubscribed Jim. Your Twitter political tirade was revolting and unhinged. Goodbye .
555Trout
555Trout Сарын өмнө
@catharine orellana I never remotely suggested Jim does not have the right to fail. He does. And I have the right to fire him, which I have. He has a platfirm because he's a circus clown. I pay him to be a circus clown. When he abuses that platform I fire him instantly. That's the way it works. See ya.
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
@555Trout - Ah, of course you don't want to hear your plumber's political opinion while working at your house for $150 an hour. And, if Jim was spouting politics during a show, well I could understand your point. But Twitter? Jim doesn't charge people money to follow him on Twitter. And, he's allowed to post stuff on his time off. He wasn't tweeting during a show. There is a comedian, K-Von, who I think is brilliant. And he posts tons of content about his support of trump, etc. I don't agree with him on that. BUT he still has the right to say what he wants to say & I support that even if I disagree with his politics. AND I continue to support him as a comedian. That's what being fair is all about. Anyway, check out K-Von. He is awesome!!! (And, so is Jim.)
555Trout
555Trout Сарын өмнө
@catharine orellana I don't want to hear my plumber's political opinion and I don't want to hear a comedian's political opinion. That's not why I pay them. It's rude, arrogant, and unprofessional to do it. Unacceptable. I don't give a fk what Jim thinks about politics. That's not why he had my patronage. It's unimaginable that I would do that to my patrons. Absolutely unimaginable.
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
What? As an American HE doesn't have the right to free speech, to voice his opinion, to have something to say about the political climate? He's not allowed to be upset, to have feelings? Is he supposed to be a comedy clown puppet? Huh. But YOU can insult him without impunity? Doesn't seem fair. And I bed Jim pays more taxes than you do.
citationc550
citationc550 5 сарын өмнө
Get a life snowflake!
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 6 сарын өмнө
Wow, Jim really going back into the archives in the beginning of this one ... lol
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
@catharine orellana great fans like you are the reason I've attained such greatness.. I appreciate
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for the love and support
Patricia Jaramillo
Patricia Jaramillo 6 сарын өмнө
Funny, funny, funny. Thanks again for good times watching your videos.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love and support
balderdashery G
balderdashery G 6 сарын өмнө
I have a closet filled with computers.
balderdashery G
balderdashery G 6 сарын өмнө
OK. I've watced everything.....twice. Thanks Jim.
KJ 2020
KJ 2020 6 сарын өмнө
the entire escalator bit is gold 👏👏
LAURA GASQUE
LAURA GASQUE 6 сарын өмнө
Too many commercials 😫
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
I see the commercials as a chance to catch my breath from laughing so hard & a moment to reflect on the hilarious commentary. Also a good chance to run to the bathroom since I'm peeing myself from laughter. But I'm weird like that.
Gordon Graham
Gordon Graham 6 сарын өмнө
I was laughing loudly the entire video. So funny because it's all so true! I've experienced the Chinese no-toilet myself. It's an interesting experience!!
juli victoria
juli victoria 6 сарын өмнө
Landline is helpful to make my cellphone ring to locate it when i lost it somewhere in my home
Geneva Dixon
Geneva Dixon 23 өдрийн өмнө
Same here, and for phone solicitors to have something to call. I unplugged the landline and threw the phone away, but kept the number, because bundling makes my Comcast bill cheaper. I just check voicemail once in awhile. It’s always my mother, who keeps forgetting, I tossed the cordless phone. 😂 And that person who calls to tell me that my Social Security number has been compromised, 😂😂😂 joke’s on them!
Cherri Aydelotte
Cherri Aydelotte Сарын өмнө
🤣🤣🤣!!! That’s funny, @juli victoria
Gary Reid Backing Tracks
Gary Reid Backing Tracks Сарын өмнө
Google does that free
Jann Elaine Eleodinmuo
Jann Elaine Eleodinmuo 2 сарын өмнө
That's what Echo is for 😉😁
Sun-Eagle Cherokee
Sun-Eagle Cherokee 3 сарын өмнө
Poor excuse for being lazy with your cell phone 🙄
ghogue61
ghogue61 6 сарын өмнө
😂😃😄😅😂 I thought I was going to pass out on the changing tomorrow to next week joke.
Sandra Riley
Sandra Riley 6 сарын өмнө
Did you bring a canoe cuz there’s a river 😂
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Oh 🤣🤣🤣
ellstacker adventures
ellstacker adventures 6 сарын өмнө
Yoooo
Joanne P
Joanne P 6 сарын өмнө
I noticed that the older you get, the slower you speak. Just an observation.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan 15 өдрийн өмнө
@Joanne P thank you.. I love you too ❤️
catharine orellana
catharine orellana Сарын өмнө
@Ann Halton Excellent answer. He reminds me of Obama who thinks deeply before he speaks.
Joanne P
Joanne P 6 сарын өмнө
@Ann Halton I totally agree! I love Jim Gaffigan even more now..if that's possible.
Ann Halton
Ann Halton 6 сарын өмнө
The older one gets, the more thought one puts into what one says. Unlike the young ones who waste time and energy saying , " like....like....like..."
N Ferraro
N Ferraro 6 сарын өмнө
"...ahhh, I'll just get another computer" - coincidentally, the worst idea of Hunter Biden's life.
Joanne P
Joanne P 6 сарын өмнө
Why you so damn funny bro?! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
aliza johnny
aliza johnny 2 сарын өмнө
My face fell off from laughing
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