Funniest Stand-up Birthday Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Rachel McDonough
Rachel McDonough 18 өдрийн өмнө
Watching this at midnight on my birthday to start the day off right!
Java Girl
Java Girl 2 сарын өмнө
"I wouldn't mind if you recreate my birth scene with some dolls"...oh my God still laughing. thanks
Wahey
Wahey 3 сарын өмнө
I felt really warm on my birthday; people kept toasting me.
Yautja Prime
Yautja Prime 6 сарын өмнө
Your dog being excited when you return home, isn't that they think a bunch of time has passed. They are happy because they think you aren't leaving now. They pick up on patterns. Its the usual pattern when the door closes that you don't return for a long time. Common sense goes a long way lol
Lovely Liza
Lovely Liza 6 сарын өмнө
It’s my birthday today!!!! Thanks Jim! 🥳😊
Victorian Studio
Victorian Studio 6 сарын өмнө
Since today is my 60th birthday, I had to wait to watch till now. Thanks for all the laughs Jim - a wonderful gift to receive (and I don't have to go to the mall to exchange it)!
FeedScrn
FeedScrn 6 сарын өмнө
Dogs are great....
Ahmed Alaa
Ahmed Alaa 6 сарын өмнө
I can't believe you let us laugh in this horrible time for free Thank you so much
Jennifer Jones
Jennifer Jones 6 сарын өмнө
I'll go to a dog birthday party over a baby's bday party any day!
Elise McCollumn
Elise McCollumn 6 сарын өмнө
Sold out to the hollywood left for another dollar. Very sad.
Eileen S
Eileen S 6 сарын өмнө
You have an incredible gift! Thank you for sharing it with us! You’re the absolute BEST!!!
Paul DePrizio
Paul DePrizio 6 сарын өмнө
We miss you at the Colosseum, The Crew
Peter Neuman
Peter Neuman 6 сарын өмнө
True comedy brilliance, but now I want cake! 🎂🍰
Fenysnake
Fenysnake 6 сарын өмнө
My dog loves your jokes 😸 (at least that's the opinion I'm projecting on him) 🖖
Randell Darky
Randell Darky 6 сарын өмнө
On a darker note. Every Birthday is one less year You have on Earth.
Klimt Kahlo
Klimt Kahlo 6 сарын өмнө
You are saving my pandemic. You can’t put out videos soon enough.
Ferdinand Obdin
Ferdinand Obdin 6 сарын өмнө
🤣❤️😂❤️🤣❤️😂
Raelyn Eannelli
Raelyn Eannelli 6 сарын өмнө
During this sorrowful time, YOU daily bring a smile, giggle & unstoppable nelly laughs to my family’s LT, me & so many others I share your always giving “Gift!” ☘️😘
MITOMANO
MITOMANO 6 сарын өмнө
Hope it's chocolate for meeee... 🎼
BYGRACEIAMSAVED
BYGRACEIAMSAVED 6 сарын өмнө
Dear Jim. I am a happily married man of over a year. However, i played a few clips of your's for my wife and she didnt find it funny. My question is, should i separate or try to get her some type of help? Thanks Sincerely sleepless in Va.
E.V. Emmons
E.V. Emmons 6 сарын өмнө
Two bucks for a card? When was the last time you actually bought a card? LOL. Hallmark are thieves lol.
Laura Pallas
Laura Pallas 6 сарын өмнө
Ok Jim, now you are blasphemous. It was hard for me to discern from some of your other “God” comedy. But now , I see it. Dude? What have you done???
Magic minecraft Show
Magic minecraft Show 6 сарын өмнө
I remember “hope it’s chocolate for me” got me into jim and I have been watching him since
Ry-Gon-Jinn
Ry-Gon-Jinn 6 сарын өмнө
Funny coincidence that this was put up on my dog's birthday
Robert Gotschall
Robert Gotschall 6 сарын өмнө
2 non stop ads for every joke, really
Mookyyzed
Mookyyzed 6 сарын өмнө
I know! MNdown is getting ridiculous with the ads lately 👎
John Matthew
John Matthew 6 сарын өмнө
Actually, today is my Birthday not Jim’s! Thanks for remembering me big guy!! Maybe next time you should post “Birthday jokes” on July 7th 😉👉🏼
Ap Slat
Ap Slat 6 сарын өмнө
Sep 30th - my son's birthday, July 7th my birthday 🎂 😃
sideshowtink
sideshowtink 6 сарын өмнө
Fabulous!
ghogue61
ghogue61 6 сарын өмнө
Teachable moment has to be the most over used term
Patricia Hopey
Patricia Hopey 6 сарын өмнө
My Shepard knew when Friday came. She knew the pizza would arrive for supper. Anytime during the week she didn't go near the door . Friday, she'd start looking at the front door in late afternoon She was entitled to the smallest tiny piece that was in every pizza .3cheers from Canada.
Timothy Cunningham
Timothy Cunningham 6 сарын өмнө
You posted this on my birthday--thanks, Jim!
Destiny Palmist
Destiny Palmist 6 сарын өмнө
My son was born December 25 too 😁
Aaron L Buchanan
Aaron L Buchanan 6 сарын өмнө
By golly Jim you've done it again. I noticed that Jesus sounds a bit like the hot pockets guy, i wonder if there's a connection there. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in Jim. Have a great day.
Greg Kifer
Greg Kifer 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you for your daily videos.
GeminieCricket
GeminieCricket 6 сарын өмнө
Prop planes are low class.....😜
Christopher J
Christopher J 6 сарын өмнө
How do others with dec 25th bday feel?
LeeMary Coziar
LeeMary Coziar 6 сарын өмнө
I turn 50 next month!! Come sing Happy Birthday to me and I’ll give you a piece of cake...
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
Jesus wasn't even born in December. There was a big holiday in Roman times at the winter solstice so.... Driving the money changers from the temple? Totally Aries.
GeminieCricket
GeminieCricket 6 сарын өмнө
linshanhsiang uh huh.
Tiffany Mankins
Tiffany Mankins 6 сарын өмнө
This is fitting you post these jokes today for my birthday! You are one of my favorites! Love your jokes.
First N Lastname, the 3rd
First N Lastname, the 3rd 6 сарын өмнө
*Born of a virgin DEC 25th* Mythra, Buddha, Krishna, Zarathustra, etc, etc, etc... Wha?👆😕🤚Wanna joke? 😐 *Religion*
Sweety
Sweety 6 сарын өмнө
Have a brilliant day on your birthday Jim!
Mike Weida
Mike Weida 6 сарын өмнө
Love the day dose of sanity! And today is my birthday!
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
my dog looks at me like he's just waiting for me to die so he can eat me...
Green Stock Channel
Green Stock Channel 6 сарын өмнө
I wonder what humans did , before they discovered Time? So the discovery of time, resulted in Birthdays.
Sweety
Sweety 6 сарын өмнө
...and much much more! As if the creation of time was to get humans to move faster and then later used as a tool for humans to make other humans feel as though they are lacking and/or lagging behind the masses somehow. *giggles* Just think... other mammals don't seem so encumbered. They are to busy migrating, finding food, and staying alive. Imagine how crazy they would seem to us acting frantic to also humor having a calendar of extra items. Eek!
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
sorry Jim... I look at a piece of birthday cake like a reason for dialysis... YUCK !... xD
John Gullo
John Gullo 6 сарын өмнө
Always loved Jims stand up. The political posts? Not so much. Happy birthday man!
Keith Panton
Keith Panton 6 сарын өмнө
Hey, just glad you can enjoy his stuff without worrying about his stance on stuff. Hell, we'd all be limited in huge ways if we knew how others felt and couldn't handle it.
parry otter
parry otter 6 сарын өмнө
Only people who say stuff like that are people who know their politics are trash and belong in 1820, not 2020.
Noah E
Noah E 6 сарын өмнө
My mom, myself, a niece, and a friend have birthdays that fall on Federal Holidays. It does suck and your bro has a valid gripe. Try going out on your bday when everyone is off work and crowding restaurants/bars. Or having flights and hotels be double what they would be otherwise so it is more expensive to travel for your birthday.
HB Studios
HB Studios 6 сарын өмнө
I think Jim should do a compilation of his al Kida jokes
Barnaby ap Robert
Barnaby ap Robert 6 сарын өмнө
Are they the dumber brothers of al Queda?
parry otter
parry otter 6 сарын өмнө
Who is Al Kida? Another comedian?
Rebecca's Backyard Butterfly Garden
Rebecca's Backyard Butterfly Garden 6 сарын өмнө
Caaaaaakkkke!!!!
Dreamy Jeannie
Dreamy Jeannie 6 сарын өмнө
You are “salt of the earth”, Jim! Thanks for keeping us laughing during the pandemic, don’t know if I could do it without you, lol.
N.A. McIntosh
N.A. McIntosh 6 сарын өмнө
he does look like he eats too much salt
TGWCL
TGWCL 6 сарын өмнө
Fake pandemic! 🤗
Nathan Powers
Nathan Powers 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks Team Gaffigan!
Pulleyy
Pulleyy 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks for the awesome morning Jim! 😁😁
Moe Jaime
Moe Jaime 6 сарын өмнө
Farted !
Pulleyy
Pulleyy 6 сарын өмнө
Who thumbs down? Must be people that dont have humor in their lives
lemeilleur92
lemeilleur92 6 сарын өмнө
My night has been truly stressful so much that i can't sleep, Mr Gaffigan never fails to cheer me up!
Brandi Davis
Brandi Davis 6 сарын өмнө
Greg If you’re so offended by Jim’s opinion, why don’t you boycott it? You’re just making him money by watching his videos and commenting.
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
@Greg go away... you're an idiot... you're on the wrong page for that... >:( #presiDUNCE #CadetBoneSpurs #BunkerBoy #FAILURE45
lemeilleur92
lemeilleur92 6 сарын өмнө
@Dano Duncan Be well too Mr. Duncan.
lemeilleur92
lemeilleur92 6 сарын өмнө
@Dano Duncan oh buddy, i don't watch debates anymore.
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
be well lemeilleur92 !... stop watching debates ?...
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
I'd like to think his birthday is spent eating and doing nothing.
HOLLYWOOD 1
HOLLYWOOD 1 6 сарын өмнө
Jim is that you ??? Sound's like something he would say*
First N Lastname, the 3rd
First N Lastname, the 3rd 6 сарын өмнө
Wonder if he considers "thinking of funny stuff" as "working"? Doubt he has a day off?
bfkennedy
bfkennedy 6 сарын өмнө
Happy birthday to Jim!
Robo Shooter
Robo Shooter 6 сарын өмнө
Oh yeah just waiting for the shows to start
page familly vlogs
page familly vlogs 6 сарын өмнө
Yes plz
livewire
livewire 6 сарын өмнө
Huh
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