Funniest Sleep Stand Up Comedy Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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6 сарын өмнө

Oh man, I love sleep. I'm actually writing this from bed! So while here in bed, I collected my favorite sleep jokes into this video! Sweet dreams!
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:00 - Sleep through your Murder
:34 - Sleep Vs. Principles
1:01 - Hammock
1:44 - Sad In The Morning
1:57 - The Snooze Bar
2:38 - Still Time To Sleep
2:51 - Futon & Bean Bag Chair
4:08 - Making the Bed
5:16 - A Bed Life
6:12 - The Air Bed
6:31 - Bedtime
8:30 - Hotels
8:54 - Babies
9:50 - A Reason To Get Up
10:16 - Role Models
11:39 - Children
11:55 - Tired Life
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Monics Hastings
Monics Hastings Өдрийн өмнө
Hilarious. Only problem was I was trying to fall asleep. And just as I was about to knock off several times I started laughing out loud at something he said, and I was awake all over again
FactsOver Fiction
FactsOver Fiction Өдрийн өмнө
"Never enough 'fu' in the 'ton'." Tru!
Todd Seals
Todd Seals 5 өдрийн өмнө
You always make me laugh,thanks...😬😀😬
MrJacMac1968 9 өдрийн өмнө
I’m like Jim Gaffigan.I don’t like to exercise like to eat like to sleep and not ambitious
Love Life.Canada
Love Life.Canada 11 өдрийн өмнө
I listen to ur jokes every morning when driving to work, wakes me up better than coffee, txx for being sooo great Gaffigan 🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗
ttop bugatti
ttop bugatti 14 өдрийн өмнө
Who else doesn’t want to b bothered with technology and watched this on their phone?😜😜🤣🤣🤣2021 baybee... it’s all for nothing
ttop bugatti
ttop bugatti 14 өдрийн өмнө
Am I the genius or is it this guy.. I get all his damn jokes!! Love you Mister, dude that’s funny asf!!💕💕💕💕👑👑👑
ttop bugatti
ttop bugatti 14 өдрийн өмнө
Just paid my 295 dollar cable bill for the month... still spent all day on my phone... watching this guy!! Y’all pray for me, I’m old😂😂😂😂
ttop bugatti
ttop bugatti 14 өдрийн өмнө
I hope God is watching this guy.. he’s the funniest dude on this planet!!💕💕💕👑👑👑👑
Meyaka Brown
Meyaka Brown 16 өдрийн өмнө
Thank you soo much for releasing this for free Jim. You are the best. 😊💗
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp 20 өдрийн өмнө
I am on a marathon of Jim Gaffigan. I suffer from depression and anxiety but watching him always helps me. Thanks Jim
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp 20 өдрийн өмнө
I am on a marathon of Jim Gaffigan. I suffer from depression and anxiety but watching him always helps me. Thanks Jim
T Moon
T Moon 24 өдрийн өмнө
Chris P
Chris P 25 өдрийн өмнө
He looks so different from his younger self. He looks a lot better and younger now.
jose perez
jose perez 26 өдрийн өмнө
You have the best claen comedy ever. I don't believe you have to have a filthy mouth to be funny. Out of the mouth the heart speaks King James version. Mathew 12:34
Clare Dodd
Clare Dodd Сарын өмнө
"Can we go outside?" "Its closed" 😮😅😅😅 Who'd a thought this would happen?! 😮
Keith Yates
Keith Yates Сарын өмнө
First time I got in a hammock I feel through it.
AJ Burton
AJ Burton Сарын өмнө
Honestly ... that wouldn't be too far off, on the " I didn't realize how well they were doing... ( that's a LOT of pillows ) " thing.. At at least $5 a piece, I don't have $ to spend on them.
Ray Kenny
Ray Kenny Сарын өмнө
Hays Blinckmann
Hays Blinckmann Сарын өмнө
I don’t make the bed the bed makes me
Alice 2 сарын өмнө
Irfan Syed
Irfan Syed 2 сарын өмнө
I am genuinely obsessed with your comedy. Thank you so much for the best laughs and for speaking all of our minds. My absolute favorite is the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bit... way too funny!
Mango T
Mango T 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, you’d love our neighbor, who for some bizarre reason, does his yard at I kid you not, 7:30 AM, on Saturday morning. Every Saturday morning. 7:30 am. Well, I guess it’s not just Jim who would love that. We certainly do.
Xavier Washington
Xavier Washington 2 сарын өмнө
How’d he get his hair back? Crazy how different he looks younger, he was slimmer but yet still looked older
q7winq7 2 сарын өмнө
Alexander Villa
Alexander Villa 2 сарын өмнө
Artist. Professional. Craftsman.
David Syrett
David Syrett 2 сарын өмнө
2020 took the “outside is closed” joke to heart...
Whocares 1
Whocares 1 3 сарын өмнө
Well this title doesn't even make sense. Who sleeps standing up anyways? Pffft
wiire time
wiire time 3 сарын өмнө
This is my buddy from highschool's uncle met him after a show once with him he's really nice
Gaming with Kix
Gaming with Kix 3 сарын өмнө
Jim is the only person I have seen who gets younger with age. Young Jim, glasses and bald Old Jim, no glasses and head of hair.
Mike MacDowell
Mike MacDowell 3 сарын өмнө
I got a futon in highschool cause I thought it was the coolest concept I had ever seen, a couch in my room!?? Sign me up! Turns out they are made of rocks and steel, worst sleeps ever. That thing was so horrible, I tossed it within 1.5 years when I moved out at 18.
TOMMY THOMAS 3 сарын өмнө
The ServidiOH's
The ServidiOH's 3 сарын өмнө
Yo I can appreciate some good jokes too. Your content is too funny! Love the videos and I’m sure you’d laugh at ours too. I am going to support you hopefully you can do the same back. If you want to collab or talk business dm me on IG @servidiohs
Logan Vance
Logan Vance 3 сарын өмнө
Jim is the king of family friendly comedy. It’s refreshing.
Cherri Aydelotte
Cherri Aydelotte 6 өдрийн өмнө
Yes it is refreshing!!!! I just love his comedy 😁
Matt Jamison
Matt Jamison 10 өдрийн өмнө
I love how all you have to do is not say the F-Word and avoid sexual subjects and you are considered a clean, family friendly comedian. He curses and talks about non family friendly topics. He is just a comedian but happens to have a fairly clean vocabulary. That said Jim Gaffigan is one of my top 5 favorite comedians, along side Pryor, Chappelle, Foxworthy, and C.K.. He has brilliant insight and great delivery. One of the greats.
JByepitsme 3 сарын өмнө
LOL 😂😂😂 love his comedy hope one day to see his stand up in person💓
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 3 сарын өмнө
Snooze bar = procrastinator bar. 😁
Carol Alexander
Carol Alexander 3 сарын өмнө
I hope you’re all well. Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans!
T Marie
T Marie 3 сарын өмнө
Love his material! 😂
D. Johnson
D. Johnson 3 сарын өмнө
Thank you Gaffigan family for keeping what little sanity I have left intact and for making sure I laugh every day. You know what they say, laughing once a day keeps the insanity away. ❤😂😊😍🥰
Timer Revel
Timer Revel 4 сарын өмнө
Dude got big, got paid, and got hair, gotta respect him.
Maria .A.
Maria .A. 4 сарын өмнө
How does this man have more hair, the older he gets. Brujeria!!🤣🤣
Decimal Exercise
Decimal Exercise 2 сарын өмнө
He paid for it. 😂 Hair plugs.
A. Kristof
A. Kristof 4 сарын өмнө
Hi Jim! This is great! Thank you! #BACON
Adam Lacy
Adam Lacy 4 сарын өмнө
11:59 WTH was THAT?!?!
Adam Lacy
Adam Lacy 4 сарын өмнө
The ONLY comedian who's shows I can watch again immediately after watching them.
Cherri Aydelotte
Cherri Aydelotte 6 өдрийн өмнө
@Adam Lacy Same here!!! I always hear something new, that I missed the time before, because I was laughing so hard the first time🤣🤣🤣👍!!!!
Vickie Johnson
Vickie Johnson 7 өдрийн өмнө
gom jabber
gom jabber 4 сарын өмнө
He makes some good points. If you have been in the military you know what happens if you sleep when you shouldn't..
Jeff McGriff
Jeff McGriff 4 сарын өмнө
This is the best thing to laugh to😂
Salted Llama
Salted Llama 4 сарын өмнө
His bit about envying the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory kills me every time.
Wendy Marie
Wendy Marie 4 сарын өмнө
Jim, I think you should be the voice on the GPS. You are truly hilarious!! I love your third person voices!! You always make me LAFFIGAN!!!
Robin Alberti
Robin Alberti 4 сарын өмнө
That's got to be the end of the bacon jokes 😂🤣
TheLebowski5 4 сарын өмнө
This dude is a comedian.
Trina Dailey
Trina Dailey 4 сарын өмнө
I didn’t come here to be shocked with laughter! 😆
Mary Kane
Mary Kane 5 сарын өмнө
Wow!!! Watching from Saratoga county !!!
Chats Again
Chats Again 5 сарын өмнө
My favorite
Emajanashun 5 сарын өмнө
I like watching Jim when I’m in bed
Eric Van Devender
Eric Van Devender 5 сарын өмнө
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for you and your family entertaining us. We are very grateful.
Letitia Bunge
Letitia Bunge 5 сарын өмнө
Jim, where did you go?
Data Juggler
Data Juggler 5 сарын өмнө
Is it just me, or did the post menopause commercial I was shown just waste their money? I don't think I have had menopause yet.
KRUSADER 5 сарын өмнө
The older Jim gets, the younger he looks!
Kim simpson-rosenfield
Kim simpson-rosenfield 5 сарын өмнө
Jim thank you for sharing your love for laughing. My daily exercise consists of several good belly laughs!!!
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Oh you are really welcome lovely fan.... How are you doing Kim❤️
John M. Finan
John M. Finan 4 сарын өмнө
I can't even stop laughing 🤣.... morning
Kyde Jevonté
Kyde Jevonté 5 сарын өмнө
You look and sound so different from the first clip.
Cherish Quandt
Cherish Quandt 5 сарын өмнө
I love that I laugh so hard I have to pause the video to catch my breath
Doris Edwards
Doris Edwards 5 сарын өмнө
Q: Did you have any happy times during covid? A: Yes, all thanks to Jim Gaffigan, -I laughed while surviving!
Jeffrey Amburn
Jeffrey Amburn 5 сарын өмнө
Thanks Jim!
Donna Cotter
Donna Cotter 5 сарын өмнө
He comforts me during this crazy time. Laughter is such good medicine. "Never enough fu in the ton..."
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you 🤣🤣🤣
John M. Finan
John M. Finan 4 сарын өмнө
Hey morning Donna 🌻
vinalcaraz 5 сарын өмнө
Wow, did gaffigan get hair plugs? Now I don't fear going bald.
Kildare FromTheAir
Kildare FromTheAir 5 сарын өмнө
Too many adds
Larry Southern
Larry Southern 6 сарын өмнө
Lets take a siesta fot the rest of 2020...2021 who cares.???...
Donald Sanders
Donald Sanders 6 сарын өмнө
I’ve seen all of Jim’s shows, many times over and still busts my guts.He’s the best!
denise marie
denise marie 5 сарын өмнө
@Donna Cotter ok donna, confession, i actually do that! well sort of. I put my earbuds in and i look up his comedy shows here on youtube and click autoplay and drift off to sleep. I never get tired of listening to him.
denise marie
denise marie 5 сарын өмнө
Busts my guts... haha, now thats funny... ! 😊
Donna Cotter
Donna Cotter 5 сарын өмнө
Right?! I could put his stuff on a loop and just keep running it over and over. A little sad??
David Clerk
David Clerk 6 сарын өмнө
He is the bed
PurpleTheta 6 сарын өмнө
That’s the funniest thumbnail I’ve ever seen on MNdown
Mrs. O- Hair of the Tiger Beauty & Wellness
Mrs. O- Hair of the Tiger Beauty & Wellness 6 сарын өмнө
I love napping. Siesta is the best!
T Caves
T Caves 6 сарын өмнө
Funny my wife is the same with pillows. And once she brought satin pillows and sheets I jumped in bed and slid into the wall.
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp 20 өдрийн өмнө
I bought silk sheets before, will never do that again. It was so slippery.
Christine Gainer
Christine Gainer Сарын өмнө
Hahahahaha hahahahaha
Deb Z
Deb Z 2 сарын өмнө
D. Johnson
D. Johnson 3 сарын өмнө
MrEdWeirdoShow 6 сарын өмнө
Can't get why JG isn't in tons of movies. His persona is almost tailor made for many different "nice guy Nelson" parts - former college boyfriend, generous next door neighbor, computer store manager, volunteer softball coach, etc. Sure, touring can be parlayed into significant money, but it's got burnout written all over it.
Jess James
Jess James 6 сарын өмнө
"3:53" Yeah I've been getting paid daily with *p p l o n c a s h . x y z* I'm making over $1092 a week with them! ଏସ୍ତଙ୍କସ୍ତଙ୍କହା ସମସ୍ତଙ୍କ ପାଇଁ ଉପଯୁକ୍ତ
Greg Stabryla
Greg Stabryla 6 сарын өмнө
Good shit Jim. Looking great! Keep it up! Just got around to this, hooked!
jspunk 6 сарын өмнө
How do you have more hair now than you did in your early days... lol R-O-O-G-A-A-I-N-E.....
Adele Morar
Adele Morar 6 сарын өмнө
Who knew that Jim Gaffigan had a skinny twin that did standup also :-)
John M. Finan
John M. Finan 4 сарын өмнө
Hey adele good morning
David Finol
David Finol 6 сарын өмнө
Team beanbag!
Amy Wilde
Amy Wilde 6 сарын өмнө
He is close to bald when he is younger... and now he has a lot more hair.🤔😁
unknown alias
unknown alias 28 өдрийн өмнө
Nathan Barnett
John M. Finan
John M. Finan 4 сарын өмнө
@Amy Wilde very correct,I have a lot to do but can't do anything at the sad it is
Amy Wilde
Amy Wilde 6 сарын өмнө
Things you notice during a pandemic... and have more time on your hands....😁
lovenailpolish3 6 сарын өмнө
We love you Jim!
Ian Patrick
Ian Patrick 6 сарын өмнө
XCyber 6 сарын өмнө
Sooo true! He is freekin hilarious!
Mark Strouthes
Mark Strouthes 6 сарын өмнө
You, sir, have a gift.
D. Mohan
D. Mohan 6 сарын өмнө
Jim is seriously funny. 😂
Jill Springer Forrest
Jill Springer Forrest 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks for continuing to make us laugh, with your daily uploads, during this pandemic, Jim! You're tops!
John M. Finan
John M. Finan 4 сарын өмнө
Hey morning
Raymond Krawiec
Raymond Krawiec 6 сарын өмнө
When does this guy start to get funny ? I’ve watched 3 videos of him and I’m still waiting ,!
Justin Passig
Justin Passig 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, what are you doing here? Thought you left the country, with Trump as President and all.
Jules G.
Jules G. 6 сарын өмнө
King of clean comedy 🤴🏼❤️
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
Thinking of down voting this. Just to find out what it feels like to be a douchebag.
Daina's World 88 Numbers88
Daina's World 88 Numbers88 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you, I needed this tonight!
dogsandsoccer 6 сарын өмнө
It always seems like young Jim and current Jim are 2 different people.
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp 20 өдрийн өмнө
@Ambrosia yea, when he was younger he didn't have hair and had glases, now he has hair and doesn't use glasses.
Cookie Cutter
Cookie Cutter Сарын өмнө
Both Jim's are hilarious.
ishady ishady
ishady ishady 4 сарын өмнө
He have more hair now....
Sascha Rouillon
Sascha Rouillon 5 сарын өмнө
Before kids/after kids?!
Spencer Beales
Spencer Beales 6 сарын өмнө
Hair transplant
John Kunn
John Kunn 6 сарын өмнө
you're my drunk roommate's mom. She didn't teach him nuthin"
Mozart1220 6 сарын өмнө
He's had hair implants right?
Rob Schoufour
Rob Schoufour 6 сарын өмнө
Did he lose 100 lbs?
David Carroll
David Carroll 6 сарын өмнө
Got to be Americans humour, it doesn’t always come across the pond and vice versa. It’s good to have diversity it’s just that this is like a smelly fart at a bowl cancer funeral ⚰️ it leaves a bad taste in ones mouth xx God Bless xx and Jesus loves you xx
Ginger Rose
Ginger Rose 6 сарын өмнө
Hilarious 😂🤣😆👏🏻
Caz1242 6 сарын өмнө
Jim is the latest victim of the TDS pandemic. Say a prayer for him
Jessica 6 сарын өмнө
May Jim outlive conman Trump - Amen.
*GaToR* 6 сарын өмнө
After this virus atmosphere is over we look forward to seeing you strong & funny JG, live on stage again ! 🤗
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
Dear God. Let Jim outlive me. Amen
Pale Amigo
Pale Amigo 6 сарын өмнө
There's no shame in napping and the best part of school is when it's over.👌
tom 2020
tom 2020 6 сарын өмнө
The thumbs down people are the ones pissing in bed
Gregory Anderson
Gregory Anderson 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you Mr.Gaffigan
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