Funniest Reading Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
:00 - Book Vs. Movie
:18 - Continue on page 6
:46 - Books
1:23 - Gym Teachers
1:54 - Reading In Church
2:50 - The Bible
3:20 - Prefer Reading
3:39 - Legal Document
4:49 - A Physical Book
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Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking mndown.info/fast/video/sJ6yY4aQyZCLf4U
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
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Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
NOBLE APE
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Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
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Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
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Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
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Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
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Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
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Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
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Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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AXX Is
AXX Is 2 өдрийн өмнө
You are Great Jim!!
Shona Harris
Shona Harris Сарын өмнө
I am one of those people who would rather read than watch TV. Honestly I’ll only watch TV if it is with someone then it becomes a social thing. Still, I will watch Jim Gaffigan stand-up though. It is helpful for getting through the pandemic.
GryphonBrokewing
GryphonBrokewing Сарын өмнө
I always love reading a physical book on a plane during the time when no electronic devices can be used. It assures me physical print isn't going anywhere yet.
Shona Harris
Shona Harris Сарын өмнө
Same 📚.
P.M. Laberge
P.M. Laberge Сарын өмнө
And it looks like you will live to be 1000, as the pandemic may be here forever. OR Until the world ends. Which IS coming SOON!
Brenda Lamp
Brenda Lamp 4 сарын өмнө
Hilarious!😍 Great content.🥰 In these days of so much going on in the world with several “Stay-at-home” orders, etc., truly appreciate the awesome, wonderful, clean n wholesome belly laugh humor.😍Thoroughly enjoyed it.❤️ Thanks for sharing.
fun_paparazzi
fun_paparazzi 4 сарын өмнө
“Dear Apostles, How was your weekend? Sure is hot here!” 🤣 Cracked me up now as much as it did on Comedy Central Presents. The legal documents bit is on point, too
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 6 сарын өмнө
I think I’m addicted to these videos.
Fedora Da Xplora
Fedora Da Xplora 6 сарын өмнө
Damn Jim looked weird back then. Still was funny
Kimberly Wiederhold
Kimberly Wiederhold 6 сарын өмнө
I am one of those strange people who loves to read.
Shona Harris
Shona Harris Сарын өмнө
Same. I am one of those weird people who would rather read than watch TV.
Kathryn M. Helgren
Kathryn M. Helgren 6 сарын өмнө
Me too!
EGraceGamer
EGraceGamer 6 сарын өмнө
The lawyer one is one of my favorite of all time. “$500 an hour to read this document? That sounds reasonable.” 😂
Meishawn1374
Meishawn1374 6 сарын өмнө
He’s got a point. There’s no “Gym teachers monthly “ magazine.
Mishta Moose
Mishta Moose 6 сарын өмнө
To the people who liked this video, I have a few much better comedy suggestions. Just type into yt "mbmbam". Much funnier than this crap.
GeminieCricket
GeminieCricket 6 сарын өмнө
Mr Moose TROLLS NOT NEEDED NOR WANTED PISS OFF.
Allan Locke
Allan Locke 6 сарын өмнө
So hungry for food I'll watch someone else eat. Dinner with the Gaffigans
D G
D G 6 сарын өмнө
I guance red a buuk guan tines too. Te AMO Jim Gaffigan 🥳
J Red
J Red 6 сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan how do you get more hair on your head as you get older? That is amazing! Or is it witchcraft!
Estelle Fernando
Estelle Fernando 6 сарын өмнө
That was funny ! Thanks! Made my day !
Tim Godin
Tim Godin 6 сарын өмнө
I read penthouse stories when I found Pop's stash of Nudie mags. The ladies were hairy back then.
Todd McCreary
Todd McCreary 6 сарын өмнө
I mean the paper will do that start the story on one and finish on the other. Nuts.
v. mollner
v. mollner 6 сарын өмнө
He's from a family of midwest bankers. Balding with glasses he looks like a midwest banker.
Josh Butler
Josh Butler 6 сарын өмнө
That first comedian with the glasses was interesting
Peter Neuman
Peter Neuman 6 сарын өмнө
TV VS Reading, lol
ScotSpeed
ScotSpeed 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, you age better with get.
During Diana
During Diana 6 сарын өмнө
The paying people to read things for us part got me 🧐🤣
licks n kicks
licks n kicks 6 сарын өмнө
I am crying, I am laughing so hard but silently because it’s 2 am and ppl are zzzing! Jim is hysterical. The best antidepressant ever!
jimmypage1961
jimmypage1961 6 сарын өмнө
Good ol Jim Laugh again!
buzbuz33 -
buzbuz33 - 6 сарын өмнө
Do you have this compilation written down somewhere?
Michael Esplin
Michael Esplin 6 сарын өмнө
I'll rewatch this with captions.
LISA CURD
LISA CURD 6 сарын өмнө
♡ 😎)
Jenuine JonesZen Productions
Jenuine JonesZen Productions 6 сарын өмнө
You’re so hilarious
Justin Christian
Justin Christian 6 сарын өмнө
Anyone else likes Jim’s vids, even before watching it?!!
jylbek71
jylbek71 6 сарын өмнө
Justin Christian I do! 😅😂
Stephen Hart
Stephen Hart 6 сарын өмнө
Why does he seem balder when he’s younger?
Kindsey
Kindsey 6 сарын өмнө
mndown.info/fast/video/yqmSlJiExomvoX0
Mike Scharding
Mike Scharding 6 сарын өмнө
I like reading. I’ll read for you
Ender7j
Ender7j 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you!
Herpes-Lip
Herpes-Lip 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, I need to hire you for my 8 year old niece's birthday party. The job pays $8.00 per hour and you can have one hotdog for free.
timmy eades
timmy eades 6 сарын өмнө
Was Jim doing stand up on Hee-Haw? I'm waiting for Roy & Chet to show up.
Some Guy
Some Guy 6 сарын өмнө
OMG how old is this footage? I didn't even recognize him except for the voice... good for you sir. Real talent always rises to the top. Love your comedy. I saw you live in Kitchener ON and you did not disappoint. Best wishes.
Dean Moulton
Dean Moulton 6 сарын өмнө
Sorry to do this to you Jim! You have to read "Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the birth of the F.B.I. by David Grann. "It will change your life"
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD 6 сарын өмнө
If you are reading this comment: 💕BE BLESSED!!! x1,000,000💕🌎💞✨💫🌎💞✨💫🌎💞✨💫
riverraisin1
riverraisin1 6 сарын өмнө
Life with Covid-19 pandemic = Daily Gaffigan uploads. Life without Covid-19 pandemic = No more daily Gaffigan uploads. I'm torn.......
Isabelle McDonough
Isabelle McDonough 6 сарын өмнө
Catholics are like “Only eat fish on Friday’s... unless you forget.” Sounds just about right 😂
B. Johnny
B. Johnny 6 сарын өмнө
Old School just as hilarious:)
Scott Thomas
Scott Thomas 6 сарын өмнө
Very hilarious comedian
eMBo twentyfour
eMBo twentyfour 6 сарын өмнө
Gee, I hope Jim sees my post on how funny the reading bit is! But that would involve Reading it! I just love his take on life!
Robert Reisner
Robert Reisner 6 сарын өмнө
Lawyers hate it when you sign your name in Morse code.
Jimmy James
Jimmy James 6 сарын өмнө
When he said read a physical book I thought he meant a book about physical stuff... you know 🤣
Googlee Dood
Googlee Dood 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, i was SO GLAD when you took the glasses off as part of your attire during set. I like No glasses Jim, hes just as funny (if not funnier) as Glasses Gaffifan and less intimidating on sight. Im pretty sure Glasses Gaffigan is a serial killer.
Googlee Dood
Googlee Dood 6 сарын өмнө
@fluffy bunny Glasses Gaffigan's weapon of choice is comedy. And he MURDERS.
fluffy bunny
fluffy bunny 6 сарын өмнө
This is true, I was once killed by Glasses Gaffigan
Kindsey
Kindsey 6 сарын өмнө
😂2:14
Ma1ne Event
Ma1ne Event 6 сарын өмнө
I'm just curious how he's managed to be less bald over time lol
fluffy bunny
fluffy bunny 6 сарын өмнө
He owns a lot of blond long haired hamster and get the hair transplanted
Munirah Bakar
Munirah Bakar 6 сарын өмнө
He eventually could afford hair transplant.
hmarote
hmarote 6 сарын өмнө
This is like benjamin button.. Starts old and goes backwards..
Greg Reed
Greg Reed 6 сарын өмнө
Your comedy never gets old, Jim. Thanks for sharing these daily videos. They're way better than reading your books.
tosvus
tosvus 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks Jim! Appreciate all the compilations and I am heading to Amazon right now! :) PS: Really enjoy your dinner vids streams as well - what a great family you have!
Voviet Afu
Voviet Afu 6 сарын өмнө
Perfect flawless jokes! I wish this Covid19 would take a long long vacation. We need you free as a bird. A giant manly bird with a positive and hilarious attitude. 😜😊👍✌
New Message
New Message 6 сарын өмнө
I turned on captions just to be 'that guy'.
Wilfred Darr
Wilfred Darr 6 сарын өмнө
You get to watch the same thing again with all new jokes 😁
Sweety
Sweety 6 сарын өмнө
*giggles*
Sue Brown
Sue Brown 6 сарын өмнө
How many read Terms of Agreement...nobody......ACCEPT!
boilerdawg2009
boilerdawg2009 6 сарын өмнө
Merphy has left the chat
Joseph York
Joseph York 6 сарын өмнө
Dentist asked me how often I floss my teeth. I said, "Religiously". " Really?". "Yeah. Halloween, Christmas and Easter.". He smiled and said, " Go out and eat lots of hard candy."
D Den
D Den 6 сарын өмнө
The older he gets the more hair he has on top of his head. What kind of magic is this?
jylbek71
jylbek71 6 сарын өмнө
D Den check out Elon Musk hair pictures 😅
Devin Shea Productions
Devin Shea Productions 6 сарын өмнө
I’m a bald guy. He either had some major hair plugs, or he is way better than Trump at combovers.
Stacy D
Stacy D 6 сарын өмнө
Maybe it IS magic....like the “untuckit” shirt!
Valerie
Valerie 6 сарын өмнө
I just love him!
FactsOver Fiction
FactsOver Fiction 6 сарын өмнө
@John Gullo (whisper to myself: "Oh, he's going to h#ll ...")
Plane & Simple Truth
Plane & Simple Truth 6 сарын өмнө
Why in the world would anyone ever "thumbs down" an amazing comedian like Jim? Thank you Jim for your years of making us smile!
Mishta Moose
Mishta Moose 6 сарын өмнө
@Adam T. that's one of his good qualities
Cowboy Lumberjack
Cowboy Lumberjack 6 сарын өмнө
Democrats
Adam T.
Adam T. 6 сарын өмнө
Because he made it public that he is not a racist idiot and does not in any way support Trump. So now all the Maga Cult members who thought he was one of them are upset.
Mishta Moose
Mishta Moose 6 сарын өмнө
How about boredom? That's why I disliked it. I've been watching his yt videos for days and I still haven't audibly laughed.
Annunciata Parchesi
Annunciata Parchesi 6 сарын өмнө
Clumsiness? I've accidentally downed videos I meant to up.
Jenah Jones
Jenah Jones 6 сарын өмнө
He used to look so young!!!
help me get 1k subs with 1 video please
help me get 1k subs with 1 video please 6 сарын өмнө
Imagine seeing this comment and having amazing times for as long as you’re breathing.
How to Die Alone Podcast
How to Die Alone Podcast 6 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan, makes us laugh again 🤣🤣
What An Age We Live In
What An Age We Live In 6 сарын өмнө
Australia loves you Jim xox
Henry Smith
Henry Smith 6 сарын өмнө
It seems like Lawyers charge too much. Turns out it’s to pay for the coffee that gets them through legal documents.
Henry Smith
Henry Smith 6 сарын өмнө
@TOM SANTOS Alright creep
GeminieCricket
GeminieCricket 6 сарын өмнө
TOO not TO
Dreamy Jeannie
Dreamy Jeannie 6 сарын өмнө
It’s true, Catholics know nothing about the Bible 🤣
Carol You tube list
Carol You tube list 6 сарын өмнө
@TOM SANTOS TAKE YOUR GARBAGE SPAM POSTS OFF THIS THREAD!
Waldo
Waldo 6 сарын өмнө
Good morning!!!
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
I wonder what today's clips are? I don't like to read anything.
bfkennedy
bfkennedy 6 сарын өмнө
What reading level? 📖 📚
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