Funniest Late Night Stand Up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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Here are my favorite and funniest late-night jokes! I hope you are enjoying the standup compilations, more to come!
PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
:00 - Eating Late Night
:37 - Waffle House
2:43 - Eating Ice Cream
3:37 - European Dining
3:48 - Concerts
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking mndown.info/fast/video/sJ6yY4aQyZCLf4U
Disney mndown.info/fast/video/3GLYl3eFuY5uhok
Japan mndown.info/fast/video/sXy4fot_rqKRhoE
Fish mndown.info/fast/video/l6PUf3WguKOxiIk
Cheese mndown.info/fast/video/12zBgGdps6p_Z2w
Heaven & Hell mndown.info/fast/video/v5mboIaBlKpso5E
TV mndown.info/fast/video/3IazimiM06eqiKc
Desserts mndown.info/fast/video/tIaTioJto52TqK8
Holidays mndown.info/fast/video/1Kypg21wwK5msJ8
Birthdays mndown.info/fast/video/0a6qhGSPwGikhZ8
Korean mndown.info/fast/video/0a6qhGSPwGikhZ8
Nordic mndown.info/fast/video/1p_TeYqWq6iSb4k
Dogs mndown.info/fast/video/q3_MqJWO26CleYE
OUR MASSIVE PLANET mndown.info/fast/video/vmeYaoSP0ZVmloE
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2
LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies mndown.info/fast/video/nYKpaG1nx5ePjJs
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot mndown.info/fast/video/rI-oZHyWsph_q58
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special mndown.info/fast/video/p6fNp66EzItygXA
DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN & become MEMBER. Fee (99 cents) donated to TheImagineSociety.org.
JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE
Season 1 tinyurl.com/yxzyk5ws
Season 2 mndown.info/fast/video/uJ_NgaxptaZxiYk
CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)
Welcome to Quarantine mndown.info/fast/video/sKCbd3mcxJqKno0
My Kids Ask Covid-19 mndown.info/fast/video/nnrKdZyL04mlh4U
Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation mndown.info/fast/video/tY6samlkwI-Tg2g
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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oliveira de Jèsus
oliveira de Jèsus 2 өдрийн өмнө
I just realise It's exactly 2AM
Quantum Shhhart
Quantum Shhhart 2 өдрийн өмнө
I grew up near a Ben & Jerrys factory.. they'd have drive in movies & hand out free ice cream bars. I love that company & their product.
treedweezle
treedweezle Сарын өмнө
hahaha 😂 Love this man!!❤️❤️
Louis Buzzi
Louis Buzzi Сарын өмнө
Thanks for the laughs.
laura valentina
laura valentina Сарын өмнө
You know you only have one life on this earth so live and be happy as life’s too short to not be happy
Holly Zemlicka
Holly Zemlicka 2 сарын өмнө
Who the heck is Drake? I am the same age as Jim's in-laws... Help me out
James Carpenter
James Carpenter 2 сарын өмнө
He's wrong about Waffle House nice people and it's clean
saschamaj
saschamaj Сарын өмнө
You do understand he's a comedian and not a reporter, right?
Sandra Riley
Sandra Riley 3 сарын өмнө
I miss your video’s 🧦
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 3 сарын өмнө
I took care of my dad in his old age - one night I found him in the kitchen....ate an entire package of ice cream in one sitting!
Michael Christenson
Michael Christenson 5 сарын өмнө
Best Comedian hands down 👍
Erinn Earth
Erinn Earth 5 сарын өмнө
A plaid pancake lol 😭
Hilary Johnson
Hilary Johnson 5 сарын өмнө
Always funny -- I laugh every time!
Kelvin Gant
Kelvin Gant 5 сарын өмнө
Jim really a genius yo
Ricardo Alvarado
Ricardo Alvarado 5 сарын өмнө
Who’s Drake? Hilarious!,
Karl Madsen
Karl Madsen 5 сарын өмнө
He's the funniest pale accountant ever.
D G
D G 6 сарын өмнө
Te AMO Jim Gaffigan late night and early cervasa 😎
LISA CURD
LISA CURD 6 сарын өмнө
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
Massively Effected
Massively Effected 6 сарын өмнө
This guy's a crackhead 💀
MindHunger
MindHunger 6 сарын өмнө
Everything Jim says about Waffle House is funny because it's true.
Genevieve Capuano
Genevieve Capuano 6 сарын өмнө
Ur brain is magnificent. Your family is blessed
Brain Too
Brain Too 6 сарын өмнө
Love you Jim!
Michael Elliott
Michael Elliott 6 сарын өмнө
He brings his own heckler (it's inside his own mind lol). And he got/gets funnier as he ages.
Billy Booth
Billy Booth 6 сарын өмнө
I love waffle house.... they must send their employees to egg cooking school. I never had anything but a perfect egg there. But, yes the interior is a little weird....hahaha
Rachel Garber
Rachel Garber 6 сарын өмнө
Used to be International House of Pancake
Tyler Transit
Tyler Transit 6 сарын өмнө
'He's the fattest crackhead i have ever seen' 😂😂😂😂😂
Thomas Neal
Thomas Neal 6 сарын өмнө
I wanna hear more about this "Drake" fella.
Jim V
Jim V 6 сарын өмнө
Very happy 😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️
Massively Effected
Massively Effected 6 сарын өмнө
Milkers
Paul G
Paul G 6 сарын өмнө
Top 3 funniest guys out there right now.
KhemOcean FUNKMotion
KhemOcean FUNKMotion 6 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim, how about a comp of your pale jokes? Love everything you do for us. Keep it coming. Bippity boppity saving the human race.
Mike Lariviere
Mike Lariviere 6 сарын өмнө
This guy, Rob Gavagan, Sebastian Maniscalco, Vic Dibitetto, Norm Macdonald have been keeping me.
Litigious Society
Litigious Society 6 сарын өмнө
I don't know any guy who buys ice cream in pints, they all buy the quart and a half tub, and often eat the whole thing in one night.
Bobby pierce COOKIESS
Bobby pierce COOKIESS 6 сарын өмнө
Waffle House is a great place to eat a lot better than ihop
Thomas Neal
Thomas Neal 6 сарын өмнө
that... is a mighty low bar.
Scott Lasley
Scott Lasley 6 сарын өмнө
Hahaha!!!! Thanks so much Jim!
ellstacker adventures
ellstacker adventures 6 сарын өмнө
Yooo
prostratic
prostratic 6 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan is my comedy hero.
Babel Builder
Babel Builder 6 сарын өмнө
Drake starts his show at 3 am because it has some satanic significance.
Jules G.
Jules G. 6 сарын өмнө
The king of clean comedy 🤴🏼
john rogers
john rogers 6 сарын өмнө
Jim you brighten my day..thank you..keep up the great comedy.
Bernard Sherry
Bernard Sherry 6 сарын өмнө
Ben and Jerry are my two best friends.......they just don't know it☺️
Catie S
Catie S 6 сарын өмнө
This video went well with my sweet potatoe pie and herbal tea. I dont really drink so Chamomile will often do instead of vodka.
Rose Marie
Rose Marie 6 сарын өмнө
Gotta admit, Waffle House waffles are deeelicious, along with a double order of bacon! Never had an unfortunate encounter in there. I like to sit at the counter so I can watch the cook.
Rose Marie
Rose Marie 6 сарын өмнө
@Thomas Neal Or scratch his ears or pick his nose, any of that. So far, so good. But I don’t live where there’s a Waffle House anymore. I sure miss those late night breakfasts.
Thomas Neal
Thomas Neal 6 сарын өмнө
" I like to sit at the counter so I can watch the cook." ...to make sure he doesn't spit in your food?
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
Somehow, Jim Gaffigan talks more about food than Fluffy while being half his size.
thesleepvampire
thesleepvampire 6 сарын өмнө
Meanwhile in Australia everything closes at 10pm, midnight on weekends. If you’re drunk and awake at 3am the most you can get up to is all day breakfast at the 24hr McDonald’s
Thomas Neal
Thomas Neal 6 сарын өмнө
@Beeble Brox you will find that Aussies are NEVER honest about Australia. NEVER. go ahead, ask one about the drop bears.
Beeble Brox
Beeble Brox 6 сарын өмнө
😳 I thought Aussies were naturally rebellious. What is the 10pm crap about?
Beeble Brox
Beeble Brox 6 сарын өмнө
"Those hoarders, THEY'RE the ones with a problem!"(goes back to chomping ice cream at 2 a.m.). 😂😂😂😂Brilliant!
Obvious
Obvious 6 сарын өмнө
Clean Comedians are as rare as finding Gold today. There is not a lot of them out there today. And it is even rarer for a clean comedian to be a professional. Keep it up Jim. You’re all we got 😭😂 #CleanComedy #ComedyGold
Obvious
Obvious 6 сарын өмнө
@*mzzodiacc* I get it, not all comedy is rated G or PG-13. Cussing can make the comedy funny too. There is nothing wrong with that😁
*mzzodiacc*
*mzzodiacc* 6 сарын өмнө
What are you-TWO??!🙄 What grown person can't take a cuss word here or there?!🤔🤔😒 *Foh!😒🙄
Beeble Brox
Beeble Brox 6 сарын өмнө
Words are not "good" or "bad", "clean" or "dirty". If a swear word conjures "bad" ideas in YOUR head, that is not other adults problem. It's your weakness, not theirs or the words. 🙄
Joe Hernandez jdez1210
Joe Hernandez jdez1210 6 сарын өмнө
The Last one was funny. Who's Drake.lol
Mjgirl55
Mjgirl55 6 сарын өмнө
I havent been to waffle house in years...say what you will.. But they make a delicious t bone steak and eggs 🥩🍳
Kate Boehmer
Kate Boehmer 6 сарын өмнө
He's the funniest alcoholic crackhead ever
Cynthia Hudak
Cynthia Hudak 6 сарын өмнө
Well, I’m never going to a Waffle House.
Kindsey
Kindsey 6 сарын өмнө
World peace might have to be buffered with ice cream, cake, coffee, and tea.
Kindsey
Kindsey 6 сарын өмнө
Also possibly Pepsi, Hot Cheetos, and Takis
Rodd Dos Santos
Rodd Dos Santos 6 сарын өмнө
Guy’s a genius, plain and simple. He and his wife make an amazing writing team.
Lynne Wright - Glzrbug
Lynne Wright - Glzrbug Сарын өмнө
Yes, many folks don’t realize his wife writes his jokes with him.
m ch
m ch 6 сарын өмнө
A master comedian is one you can listen to over and over again finding something new and funny. When you laugh at a joke again and again that’s genius. Like Carlin and Pryor before him Jim is one of the greatest of all time.
Charles J. Easley II
Charles J. Easley II Сарын өмнө
Self-deprecating humor is a powerful tool. All my closest friends share that trait with me; it's a great litmus test that shows which people think of themselves higher than they ought and take themselves waaay too seriously. Honestly, it's why I hate Jerry Seinfeld's bits now after his famous "do you know who I am?" freak-out. Even though his show is hilarious and timeless, his bits fell flat for me after seeing that prideful, pitiful display he put on.
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 6 сарын өмнө
Eating ice cream alone at night- how many folks can relate to that?? Lol
Denzy Canty
Denzy Canty 6 сарын өмнө
I had Waffle House 2 days ago... the accuracy of these jokes is uncanny! 😂
Beeble Brox
Beeble Brox 6 сарын өмнө
Go into one in Florida. You'll think you're in a David Lynch movie! 😜
Hawaii 5-0
Hawaii 5-0 6 сарын өмнө
I’m pretty sure you have to be drunk and awake to like drake but thanks for posting live in Gary Indiana and these come out about an hour or so after I get up so perfect start to the morning.
Alastair Holland
Alastair Holland 6 сарын өмнө
He his the best clean one 4 sure
Nancy Brown
Nancy Brown 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks for the laughs today.
Simon Rancourt
Simon Rancourt 6 сарын өмнө
Best late night snack EVER : poutine. In Montréal, we have a restaurant named "La Banquise" that serves ONLY poutine and is open 24/7. Poutine is also widely available in every fast food places in Québec. Edit : "La Banquise" (Ice Flow in English) was originally an ice cream place. They changed to poutine but kept the name.
Simon Rancourt
Simon Rancourt 6 сарын өмнө
@Ashley Gallo mndown.info/fast/video/smuyZn-Pwp6GqZ8
Ashley Gallo
Ashley Gallo 6 сарын өмнө
What is poutine?
Simon Rancourt
Simon Rancourt 6 сарын өмнө
@MopedMike Vermont and Northern New England could be called "South Québec"
MopedMike
MopedMike 6 сарын өмнө
It’s widely available in Vermont as well because of the Quebec influence. Lenuigs Bistro in Burlington is known for their Duck Poutine
Meat city. 5119
Meat city. 5119 6 сарын өмнө
Jim comes with his own heckler .
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* 5 сарын өмнө
@Big Ben's Outdoor Channel I saw TWO of the same comment in THIS video...and both of them were only a few hours old. 🤣
Big Ben's Outdoor Channel
Big Ben's Outdoor Channel 5 сарын өмнө
Saw this comment on another Gaffigan video...wah wah wahhhhhh...
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* 5 сарын өмнө
The funniest heckler I love and always waiting for...🤣🤣🤣
rocky
rocky 6 сарын өмнө
Brilliant!
The Debate Show with Not Brian Stelter
The Debate Show with Not Brian Stelter 6 сарын өмнө
He’s the fattest crackhead I’ve ever seen.
ZDK1
ZDK1 6 сарын өмнө
I would like to say thank you, you have helped bring me out of a dark place. I love your jokes they always make me smile
KITTY Moore
KITTY Moore 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, You are hilarious. Your comedy keeps me going every day.
Ginger Rose
Ginger Rose 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you Jim for making us laugh 🤣😁
121ClickBezel
121ClickBezel 6 сарын өмнө
3 am...bad decisions or throwing newspapers...lol. Thanks @jimgaffigan for keeping the funny coming. 😷✌🏻
E Higgins
E Higgins 6 сарын өмнө
He’s a treasure.
Francisco Yescas
Francisco Yescas 6 сарын өмнө
Watching the countdown as if it's the new year lol.
youeweu
youeweu 6 сарын өмнө
All the people posting before me were "on hold" and actually didn't see the video yet.
TheSwits
TheSwits 6 сарын өмнө
This guy is hilarious. One of, if not the best clean comedian
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* 5 сарын өмнө
Both my most favorite standup comedians are in the end of a different spectrum... They are Jim Gaffigan (the clean) and Louis CK (the filthy). 🤣 In my book they both are the best!
Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins 6 сарын өмнө
What? This guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes.
Rob Kotenko
Rob Kotenko 6 сарын өмнө
Sigh. Every time. Jim is not clean. He just doesn't swear a lot.
Andrew Laman
Andrew Laman 6 сарын өмнө
Forget best clean comedian! Best comedian!
Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales 6 сарын өмнө
@MopedMike and?
The Kellers
The Kellers 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you so much for posting throughout the pandemic stay well!
bfkennedy
bfkennedy 6 сарын өмнө
I’m coming back to the well for more Jim! 🚰😂
Twitch Judge
Twitch Judge 6 сарын өмнө
Dude, your comedy is literal gold
Bobby Gallagher
Bobby Gallagher 6 сарын өмнө
*figuratively
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