Funniest History Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Standup

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Here is a compilation of the best and funniest History jokes I have told over my standup career!
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:00 - Mount Rushmore
1:13 - Mary Had A Little Lamb
2:38 - Pirates
4:02 - The Vikings
4:37 - King Edward VIII of England
5:59 - The Alamo
7:10 - Columbus
8:46 - Anne Frank
10:07 - The Acadians
11:07 - The Spanish Empire
12:14 - Franco & Hitler
13:55 - Holy Grail
14:48 - Gengis Khan
15:31 - Stalin
16:46 - Peter The Great
17:18 - Ivan The Terrible
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BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking mndown.info/fast/video/sJ6yY4aQyZCLf4U
Disney mndown.info/fast/video/3GLYl3eFuY5uhok
Japan mndown.info/fast/video/sXy4fot_rqKRhoE
Fish mndown.info/fast/video/l6PUf3WguKOxiIk
Korean mndown.info/fast/video/yHfXnKNksq6BmoU
Nordic mndown.info/fast/video/1p_TeYqWq6iSb4k
Dogs mndown.info/fast/video/q3_MqJWO26CleYE
History mndown.info/fast/video/3XqwhmWkuGiEi4U
Eating mndown.info/fast/video/2ImZpGuFjoSnsHA
Hygene mndown.info/fast/video/3ma0c62Ry3h9e6s
Reading mndown.info/fast/video/1KrZk5ub2mepa5E
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies mndown.info/fast/video/nYKpaG1nx5ePjJs
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot mndown.info/fast/video/rI-oZHyWsph_q58
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Wilson
Wilson 22 цагийн өмнө
6:15 Don't forget to check out the basement.
mynamewhatis
mynamewhatis Өдрийн өмнө
Holy crap. What *did* happen to the gold? Hm.. Good question -_-
Christopher CØ.
Christopher CØ. Өдрийн өмнө
He's so perceptive and funny 💓
Pierre Murphy
Pierre Murphy 3 өдрийн өмнө
Serais-je trop radical?
Pierre Murphy
Pierre Murphy 3 өдрийн өмнө
10 ans de prison ferme à tous ceux qui n’aiment pas les farces et les folies de Jim Gaffigan
Samuel DeJulio
Samuel DeJulio 3 өдрийн өмнө
What is up with the cartoons at the end?
FixNBricks
FixNBricks 3 өдрийн өмнө
Wait a minute! I'm the friend who brings up the hitler testicle, sometimes even in that Mitch McConnel voice he used!
Art Paul Schlosser
Art Paul Schlosser 4 өдрийн өмнө
I admit my jokes aren't as good as his but I like his food jokes better than these jokes
Draven Asselin
Draven Asselin 5 өдрийн өмнө
WONDERFUL COMEDIAN AND VERY FUNNY
G L U G
G L U G 5 өдрийн өмнө
God loves you guys!
Astra Militarum
Astra Militarum 6 өдрийн өмнө
That was funny, not gonna lie. But he missed a little about Ivan the Terrible. As many foreigners do. His nickname wern't Terrible, but rather Redoubteble. He wasn't THAT bad.
Joe W
Joe W 8 өдрийн өмнө
“Can’t I just say I forgot about the Alamo?” Oh. My. God. Such a subtle joke, but so funny.
Elliot Nemeth
Elliot Nemeth 8 өдрийн өмнө
"it's a sippy cup" 😂😂😂
Gina C
Gina C 8 өдрийн өмнө
You should be a history teacher. The kids would actually learn something and They would love you.
Gina C
Gina C 8 өдрийн өмнө
Jim is awesome. One of my favorite comedians.
Reilly Johnson
Reilly Johnson 9 өдрийн өмнө
you deserve a lot more recognition
Engelhafen
Engelhafen 10 өдрийн өмнө
He was king Edward VIi not prince 🙈
Duh123 Duh123
Duh123 Duh123 10 өдрийн өмнө
He keeps saying “right”? As if any true America knows anything about American history.
Richard Patik
Richard Patik 12 өдрийн өмнө
That voice Jim used when talking as someone who in the 1830s was so enamored of “Mary Had A Little Lamb” was hilarious.
Mary Christyl Lacson
Mary Christyl Lacson 13 өдрийн өмнө
I watch stand up comedies before i sleep and ive read your name in the prev comment sectionn. Im happy i get to know your art. You have reached the Philippines :))
John Czarnecki
John Czarnecki 14 өдрийн өмнө
"Chose the Broad" What a sexist jerk! Acts like a "know it all" No Jim you're the "WEIRDO"
steve taylor
steve taylor 15 өдрийн өмнө
Garbage
S. S.
S. S. 21 өдрийн өмнө
Wow, that’s stellar that Jim actually replies to some comments.
KaylaDawn
KaylaDawn 21 өдрийн өмнө
History books have the information about Ivan the Terrible incorrect! He did a lot of horrible things however his name was Ivan the Terribilis and that was translated to Ivan the Awesome. He gave the name to himself. Here is an example: Need to translate "awesome" to Latin? Here are 2 ways to say it. ... horribilis. More Latin words for awesome ... terribilis adjective
Dr. Valleo Daddy Grace REAL TALK TV
Dr. Valleo Daddy Grace REAL TALK TV 21 өдрийн өмнө
...another woke and conscious comedian. Dry and Stale. No thanks....
Electa Shepeck
Electa Shepeck 22 өдрийн өмнө
I find myself doing his voices all time I love your stand up Makes me believe in comedy again I’m not offended. Great Job
Nate V
Nate V 23 өдрийн өмнө
Jim you have a gift, " Don't hide it in a bushell"...listening to "Quality Time" on Amazon while I work right now, "wink wink".....im not a higher up for Amazon or anything.....
3SKB-2218M
3SKB-2218M 26 өдрийн өмнө
Yes
22Danibelle
22Danibelle 26 өдрийн өмнө
Who here at least once per week breaks into singing “Hot Poc-kets”?
Chelsea Jones
Chelsea Jones 24 өдрийн өмнө
I have for years lol
James Cooper
James Cooper 27 өдрийн өмнө
King Ferndedad?
Chris S
Chris S 29 өдрийн өмнө
I like how thoughtful and creative your jokes are, even when some of the stuff is fact, just presented in a humorous way.
michael frechette
michael frechette Сарын өмнө
Maybe your english accent needs work, but your russian accent was right on!
Mark Rebello
Mark Rebello Сарын өмнө
The pain Jim brings to me.... Much different than my ex wife. Thank God
T Spks
T Spks Сарын өмнө
Jim is my new favorite comedian! I literally watch him all day at work 🤣🤣🤣 he’s hilarious!
Kathryn Ragsdale
Kathryn Ragsdale Сарын өмнө
What happened to the gold? It was sent to the Vatican, something you should know, catholic boy.
CaribbeanQueen 72
CaribbeanQueen 72 Сарын өмнө
I can watch him all day , he’s soooo freaking hallarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
James Lee
James Lee Сарын өмнө
You do realize Mary had a little lamb is a euphemism for Jesus right?
jibba jABBA
jibba jABBA Сарын өмнө
he's funny but not really laugh out loud funny like chappelle, patrice o'neal, or chris rock.
John Sheffield
John Sheffield Сарын өмнө
Thanks for the laughs.
Misty Winkler
Misty Winkler Сарын өмнө
Mount Rushmore was awesome 40 years ago. There were trails to walk on. Now...it’s one long cement sidewalk.
Brandon Harrell
Brandon Harrell Сарын өмнө
Saw some rude tweets about us Trump supporters? I love your stand up I've always been a fan but after those tweets about us just stick with comedy man if you never lived in the south grew up with somebody was from the south then you don't know us at all we're really great hospitable people and we're all not dumb and breeding racist cow tipping broken down car collecting fridge in the front yard with the door missing type of people. Love the Channel though!!!
Kelly Taylor
Kelly Taylor Сарын өмнө
Seriously???? That's all it takes. Took me seven hours from Kotzebue Alaska to get to Anchorage.
artje123
artje123 Сарын өмнө
this is really good 😂😂
AJ Burton
AJ Burton Сарын өмнө
" we'll all be dead by 30 " .. yes, duh, it's a joke and an exaggeration as the number is usually 40. I just want to take the chance tho to let people know that that is based on a mistake. The AVERAGE AGE OF DEATH for a time period, is NOT the same as the TYPICAL age of death. People OFTEN lived into their 70s, and even older than that wasn't unheard of. An average of as young as 40 , where accurate, is due to high infant mortality rates for various reasons, plagues or wars etc. . So, plz pass it on.
Nerd 112
Nerd 112 Сарын өмнө
This guy sounds like Chris from 1000 lb Sisters
Brad Cox
Brad Cox Сарын өмнө
Thumbnail should say woken jokes about history
CeeCee Black
CeeCee Black Сарын өмнө
Jim, you never fail to make me truly laugh so hard! I’m having suchhh a hard time right now, but watching comedy keeps me smiling for my kiddos and your channel really helps! Tysm
Lizanne Whitlow
Lizanne Whitlow Сарын өмнө
Discovered Jim on YT today doing the Canadian map, it was a SCREAM.
Richard Cantin
Richard Cantin Сарын өмнө
More cartoons!!
pop5678eye
pop5678eye Сарын өмнө
'Remember the Alamo.' For what? The armed invasion by illegal immigrants? And by illegal immigrants I mean the Americans because it was sovereign Mexican territory at the time. The Mexican government was in their full rights to call in their army to protect their country on their own territory.
Mark Granger
Mark Granger Сарын өмнө
One of my favorite comedies
TBona
TBona Сарын өмнө
Only good Mexican food is in Mexico. My opinion. And in the part where tourists don't go. Little dangerous but worth it.
Tuckster04
Tuckster04 Сарын өмнө
If we find out that stalin had one testicle then Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini would be one testie besties.
Bonnie Nygren
Bonnie Nygren Сарын өмнө
I like all your stuff Jim except the Hitler stuff makes me cringe! If I had a vote, I’d leave that part out . Thanks for entertaining us though! 😆
Angelus_Solus
Angelus_Solus Сарын өмнө
Two minutes, thirty-six seconds...I've seen enough of this crap, I'm leaving. Sorry but it's about as amusing as reading a soup can label.
Jae Cho
Jae Cho Сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan is a true Korean success story. The guy has overcome much to make it in America. He has brought much honor to his family and his people. I think Jim is grumpy in many of these clips because he is running low on Korean Barbecue and Kimchi. I want to send Jim kimchi, like his mother used to make, to help him through the terrible homesickness.
ben gurion
ben gurion Сарын өмнө
A funny Catholic ? Who knew ?
Francis Rauth
Francis Rauth 2 сарын өмнө
I love you
Michael Riley
Michael Riley 2 сарын өмнө
I love this guy but i wish he would stay out of serious politics...make jokes about it, but he should stop projecting his opinion on us. He's a funny dude though.
chelsea00sacho
chelsea00sacho 2 сарын өмнө
I wish EVERYONE not in politics would stay out of politics 😑
c62west
c62west 2 сарын өмнө
I used to watch your comedy. I didn't watch this video. I'm leaving a comment here because you should know why some people have stopped watching you. When you made political statements it was a major turn-off.
Jesse Johnston
Jesse Johnston 2 сарын өмнө
Did this guy use to be a history teacher? 😂😂
Pelle Svedén
Pelle Svedén 2 сарын өмнө
But ... how can you be Irish when you are born and bred for many generations in the US?
Ala De Pollo
Ala De Pollo 2 сарын өмнө
Only Jim Big G! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
JaimeEskobar
JaimeEskobar 2 сарын өмнө
He's fascinated with the third reich! hahahahahahahahahaha
My Life Not Yours
My Life Not Yours 2 сарын өмнө
Gaffigan is a Biden supporter. Buh bye!!!
William Dean
William Dean 2 сарын өмнө
Just sad, not funny anymore. Well, maybe to the MidWest.
Brandon Reptilian Class IIB
Brandon Reptilian Class IIB 2 сарын өмнө
The Lance Armstrong Bit 10/10
Vivien Martin
Vivien Martin 2 сарын өмнө
I know I’m a nerd cause I get excited by history joke compilations
Mariana Pinheiro
Mariana Pinheiro 2 сарын өмнө
It was the Portuguese discoverer Vasco da Gama who first made the trip directly from Europe to India, via the Cape of Good Hope, not the Spaniards with Columbus.
Pensive Scarlet
Pensive Scarlet 2 сарын өмнө
Whoever did those animations gets extra points for using Zangief (Street Fighter) imagery to represent a Russian pro wrestler.
Nicole Rankin
Nicole Rankin 20 өдрийн өмнө
I thought the same thing!
Amy Strickland
Amy Strickland 2 сарын өмнө
Prince Edward didn't get over it... he colluded with Nazis to try and take back the throne from his brother.
c y
c y 2 сарын өмнө
You’re too funny 😂
Sid Wolstien
Sid Wolstien 2 сарын өмнө
Great video!
Steve Syncox
Steve Syncox 2 сарын өмнө
Jan 24
Kevin Stegall
Kevin Stegall 2 сарын өмнө
Love love love the ending about the world ending that was funny that was funny
Jn Msks
Jn Msks 2 сарын өмнө
The gold in Spain is in the cathedrals. In Sevilla, the cathedral has the entire front of the church and altar completely covered in gold, and other cathedrals have a lot of gold in their treasuries.
Brandon Schiffman
Brandon Schiffman 2 сарын өмнө
Jim's best days are way behind him
OldCountryman
OldCountryman 2 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan used to be funny.
One World4all
One World4all 2 сарын өмнө
I just love this guy!
Brandon Banks
Brandon Banks 2 сарын өмнө
"Hopefully she can help me put together that table"
Russ Bell
Russ Bell 2 сарын өмнө
I wanta new textbook; “History by Gaffigan”
Ted Rapp
Ted Rapp 3 сарын өмнө
What about the song Buffalo Girl Wont You Come Out Tonight Why would you even want to see some one with a name like that. They probably told the author never write any songs like that again. She probably showed up with Bison Boy
Msd Smti
Msd Smti 3 сарын өмнө
That is true, all Pirated did was to raid, loot, pillage, burn, destroy, enslave, rape, and kill other people.. and kids today (and some grown ups) love to be pirates.. and their parents are totally okay with that... It seems in a few centuries from now, kids will dress up as Isis..
Erik Jarl
Erik Jarl 3 сарын өмнө
Jim's knowledge of history is actually nonexistent, you can really tell he gets the facts from youtube.
Brandon Banks
Brandon Banks 2 сарын өмнө
I'm getting a ph.d. in the subject, writing a magnum opus philosophy on social studies, and like, man, who cares if it's true, most of historiography philosophy says no history is or can be wrote without bias, so zero history is 100% the only true perspective, zero. also it's comedy.
Kraig Thorne
Kraig Thorne 3 сарын өмнө
0:34 The Lacoda have as much right to the Black Hills as the descendance the Nazi guards have to Auschwitz, Majdanek, and Treblinka. The Lacoda moved to the Black Hills from the Great Lakes area where they killed ALL of the Native Americans who lived in the Black Hills
Rick Kwitkoski
Rick Kwitkoski 3 сарын өмнө
And no parent will let their kid dress as D DRUMPH!!
Damarcus Mitchell
Damarcus Mitchell 3 сарын өмнө
😏
Ken Briscoe
Ken Briscoe 3 сарын өмнө
As a Canadian at 10:53 this video recieved a thumbs up
John Habig
John Habig 3 сарын өмнө
whats with his voice
BrainFire
BrainFire 3 сарын өмнө
Thanks, Jim, for the laughs!
Vaelsung1
Vaelsung1 3 сарын өмнө
Clicked Funniest History Jokes, heard Funniest Jokes in History. Thank you Jim!
MsD11W
MsD11W 3 сарын өмнө
Not funny at all. Very disappointing.
Urroner
Urroner 3 сарын өмнө
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread.
Elizabeth Shaw
Elizabeth Shaw 3 сарын өмнө
Acadian's live in Maine as well. My grandmother was Acadian.
Elizabeth Shaw
Elizabeth Shaw 3 сарын өмнө
I grew up playing Cowboys and Indians and cops and robbers.
Tony Morton
Tony Morton 3 сарын өмнө
This man is not funny!
The Awakening Heard
The Awakening Heard 3 сарын өмнө
This is the funniest man alive.
Paige White
Paige White 3 сарын өмнө
I love his comedy.😂👍🏿
Irina Phoenix
Irina Phoenix 3 сарын өмнө
Why on earth did you not call this "Funniest Jokes in History"??
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
Thanks so much for your love
bluegreenplanet89
bluegreenplanet89 3 сарын өмнө
Not sure if it's just me, but every time I watch Jim's videos, I'm bound to get McDonald's ads.
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