Here is a compilation of my funniest Fruit jokes from all of my standup specials! Which one is your favorite?
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:00 - Blueberry Picking
:43 - Not an Orange
1:03 - Fruit Cake
1:40 - Tempted by an Apple
1:58 - Recognizing an Apple
2:17 - Too Much Work
2:41 - Apple Picking
3:04 - Acting Excited
3:13 - Painting A Bowl of Fruit
3:52 - Orange For Dessert
4:20 - Explaining Tumors
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