Funniest Eating Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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Here is a compilation of my funniest eating jokes! Let5 me know which is your favorite down below in the comments!
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:00 - Food Porn
:48 - Eating Late NIght
1:26 - Eating Like A Pig
2:10 - Always Eating
3:09 - Can't Stop Eating
4:57 - A Reason To Eat
5:41 - Vacation Eating
6:07 - Helpful Eating
6:39 - Eating Out
7:12 - Eating At Fairs
7:38 - Cannibal
7:56 - Poutine
8:31 - Tapas
9:04 - Korean Snacks
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Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
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HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
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Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
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Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
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My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
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Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
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Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
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KING BABY
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BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
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Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
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Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
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Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
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Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
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Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
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Jeanne
Jeanne 15 өдрийн өмнө
Just finished a late night blueberry muffin. And I pretty much eat cheese morning, noon and night and then in between.I can pretty much only fit into my pajama pants and yoga pants now.
Jeanne
Jeanne 15 өдрийн өмнө
Thank you to the only stand-up comedian I will listen to 🤗
Cooper Hoelscher
Cooper Hoelscher Сарын өмнө
That joke will be even funnier when I die from cardiac arrest
marisa Opal
marisa Opal Сарын өмнө
HThe q
Melissa Castle
Melissa Castle 2 сарын өмнө
Yes food porn hahaha
Brenda Lamp
Brenda Lamp 4 сарын өмнө
Hilarious!😍 Ty for brightening up my day. Love your good clean humor. In these days n times with so much going on in the world, it’s wonderful to belly laugh. Enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.
fun_paparazzi
fun_paparazzi 4 сарын өмнө
I remembered comedian Russ Meneve’s bit, “I like food more than sex... I was watching a movie, where a pizza delivery guy was fooling around with a housewife. And the whole time, I’m thinking, ‘Aww, the pizza’s getting cold!’ “
ColeOfCentauri
ColeOfCentauri 4 сарын өмнө
He’s not the fattest crackhead. I think that title goes to John Pinette in the 90s.
Erik Johnson
Erik Johnson 4 сарын өмнө
"It meant something different when someone said I'm craving Indian or Thai." Easily my favorite. Tough choice, though since I laughed throughout the whole compilation.
RARE CONDITION
RARE CONDITION 4 сарын өмнө
Hort Porcket
Howard Kerr
Howard Kerr 6 сарын өмнө
Folks say that Jim's strength comes from his telling " clean " jokes...I suppose. But in my view his strength comes from telling jokes that are deeply rooted in the average person's experiences. He is incredibly relatable and funny.
DesignWench
DesignWench 6 сарын өмнө
After an hour of work I wanna wind down with a burger and a crack pipe
The Michael and Angie Foundation
The Michael and Angie Foundation 6 сарын өмнө
I hope Jim reads this: just saw a headline today saying Ireland has deemed Subway’s bread not legally bread because the sugar content is too high. Add that to your material! 🤞🏿🙏🏿💕
cyoungledesma
cyoungledesma 6 сарын өмнө
Before the world ends...Let’s Get Cookin’!!!
LISA CURD
LISA CURD 6 сарын өмнө
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dëtox Nixon
Dëtox Nixon 6 сарын өмнө
Laugh tracks are the worst invention in Hollywood.
jason wheeler
jason wheeler 6 сарын өмнө
This guys got trump derangement syndrome. But he’s hella funny!!
Lauren
Lauren 6 сарын өмнө
While watching this my mind started drifting to what I had in my cabinets or fridge to snack on.
FambamiLee
FambamiLee 6 сарын өмнө
You don't know me, Jim, but I think I ungayingly love you! Thanks for all the laughs man! 😁
Julia Hempstead
Julia Hempstead 6 сарын өмнө
Take a listen to Father James Altman
Martin Horak
Martin Horak 6 сарын өмнө
Hmm, I missed my favorite "Domino's effect" 🍕
Karyn Murphy
Karyn Murphy 6 сарын өмнө
Jim I loved you until you went off on trump.I have 3 college degrees, bs public health, masters elementary education, early childhood certification. Due to my low income, I live in government housing in Hawaii. The last 4 years were the most money I ever made in my life. I did not vote for Trump last election. I couldn’t stand Hillary or Trump. I voted for Jill Stein. I cannot vote for Biden because he has dementia, and I won’t vote for Trump either. Keep politics out of your comedy, it is not funny. You’re a catholic and harbor that much hatred. So sorry for you.
Books Unplugged
Books Unplugged 6 сарын өмнө
Just discovered my kids don't like Fruity Pebbles,! You do your best to raise your kids right but then something like this happens and it's just like a punch to the gut.
Debster
Debster 6 сарын өмнө
Jim you are the best! Your compilations during this plague have been a real pick-me-up when I'm feeling down. Thank you.
Metal Gaming Warrior
Metal Gaming Warrior 6 сарын өмнө
On stage, you do NOT look 'fat'. It just looks like you're working towards it. And its probably a good thing you can't stop eating. Like most people, if you did stop, you'd get really sick, then die a slow, hungry, and painful death.
Magic minecraft Show
Magic minecraft Show 6 сарын өмнө
Greatest to ever do it
Lorena Kroh
Lorena Kroh 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you, Jim! The daily compilations bring such joy to my life! 😁🙏😝
Frank dos Mayzu
Frank dos Mayzu 6 сарын өмнө
🐔💩🤮🤮🤮🤬
Heidi Main
Heidi Main 6 сарын өмнө
I woke up with a Cheeto stuck to my back. The virus made me do it.
Heidi Main
Heidi Main 6 сарын өмнө
Alice Paul - Not my proudest moment 😄 I drew the line at eating it though.......
Annaleigh Smith
Annaleigh Smith 6 сарын өмнө
Lmao!
Andy G
Andy G 6 сарын өмнө
Building a career out of eating cheese and donuts sounds good. I'm in the wrong field.
Darryl White
Darryl White 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, I appreciate all the extra work it takes to put these compilations together. You're a great comedian.
John Kunn
John Kunn 6 сарын өмнө
He looks like my friend's mom.
Natalie Dennings
Natalie Dennings 6 сарын өмнө
I love his Karen voice.
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD 6 сарын өмнө
If you are reading this comment: 💕BE BLESSED!!! x1,000,000💕🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🌎✨💞💫💞✨🌎✨💞💫💞✨🌎🌎✨💞💫💞✨🌎
Austin Space
Austin Space 6 сарын өмнө
I'm listening to this while I eat.
David R.
David R. 6 сарын өмнө
1:53 she should sue
Scott Thomas
Scott Thomas 6 сарын өмнө
Very hilarious comedian
Wyndia Highwind
Wyndia Highwind 6 сарын өмнө
Stuffing is off-putting? Wait until you hear about Turducken.
John Sagan
John Sagan 6 сарын өмнө
Dont let your meatloaf!
Debster
Debster 6 сарын өмнө
And don't let your pussy willow
Thad Elgin
Thad Elgin 6 сарын өмнө
Please stop cant breathe
Desert Potter 100
Desert Potter 100 6 сарын өмнө
🤗😀😅😂
Tim Godin
Tim Godin 6 сарын өмнө
Not supposed to wake n bake with GFP /48 North ganja either. GDP...can you Dig it?
Alma Alma
Alma Alma 6 сарын өмнө
Tapas kind of like Spain sushi 🍣 🤣🤣🤣
rafael cisneros
rafael cisneros 6 сарын өмнө
By Far the greatest Food Comedian of all time, The G.O.A.T
Daniel D
Daniel D 6 сарын өмнө
Love you Jim!!
cobra460
cobra460 6 сарын өмнө
When are you going to do the hot wings challenge?
Pulleyy
Pulleyy 6 сарын өмнө
Just because i like to sleep doesn't mean i wanna build a bed LMAO 😂😂😂
Mary M
Mary M 6 сарын өмнө
Laughed so hard! Thank you!!
Geoffrey Waldo
Geoffrey Waldo 6 сарын өмнө
Listening to this compilation, I’m more convinced than ever, that some form of eating should qualify as an Olympic Sport!
Roxanne Maggiacomo
Roxanne Maggiacomo 6 сарын өмнө
Seen Iron Chef?
Mary M
Mary M 6 сарын өмнө
Lol! Yes, twice I ate too much red liquorish and threw up on two separate occasions. Once at the Sears shoe department, and once in my grandparent’s car. However, I was only 6yo circa 1968! Memories!
Aimee Gillingham
Aimee Gillingham 6 сарын өмнө
I look forward to this every morning. It's one constant thing I can look forward to that makes me laugh and puts me in a positive mood. Epecially during this pandemic, it's good to have daily Gaffigan entertainment. In the morning I get my reminder that he's got a video coming up, which adds to the excitement. And in the evening the Gaffigans spend every family dinner on livestream with whoever wants to join in a feel-good sit down at the table with them. I love every bit of it. Let's not forget his CBS sunday, which may be my favorite because it's new and relevant material with his hilarious take on it. I sound like I'm his rep or something lol but I fell in love with Jim on My Boys and followes him ever since. He's probably my favorite comedic talent. I hope he knows that all he does really matters to people. He's definitely my favorite ever!
The Michael and Angie Foundation
The Michael and Angie Foundation 6 сарын өмнө
I agree he’s my favorite comedian too and he really helps me get through hard times these days
Pete DeCambre
Pete DeCambre 6 сарын өмнө
Tap dance,tell jokes, act etc. but stay out of politics (as in advice) you fricin Idiot!!! Go join your buddy Biden in the basement !
Bradley 45
Bradley 45 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you Jim for bringing laughter to my day.
Pam Goldberg
Pam Goldberg 6 сарын өмнө
Another hysterical video! I can really relate to overeating!
Jennifer Steward
Jennifer Steward 6 сарын өмнө
I think dinner with the Gaffigans 💥😘 is the platform for his kids to do anything to get rid of stage fright 😫🌹🐐🌯🌮🍕🍟🥨🍔🥩🥓🥓🥓🍩
The Michael and Angie Foundation
The Michael and Angie Foundation 6 сарын өмнө
The Mike and Pat show is awesome, especially when they try the lobster Mac and cheese. “It tastes like a graveyard!!!”
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
How many eating jokes is he going to do?
Spencer Proctor
Spencer Proctor 6 сарын өмнө
2
Roxanne Maggiacomo
Roxanne Maggiacomo 6 сарын өмнө
Probably at least twice as many horse jokes he has.
Boom Shaka Laka
Boom Shaka Laka 6 сарын өмнө
I like eating too, but c'mon! 😅
Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson 6 сарын өмнө
"That's gotta be the last eating joke"
Cary Rodda
Cary Rodda 6 сарын өмнө
A compilation of Jim's beast eating jokes? How many days long is it?
Tim Lazar
Tim Lazar 6 сарын өмнө
wait, Jim does jokes that are not about eating?
The Sage
The Sage 6 сарын өмнө
@atgb143 this is Africa
atgb143
atgb143 6 сарын өмнө
Waka waka 💛
bfkennedy
bfkennedy 6 сарын өмнө
I think Jim is a professional. He is training his sons through through MNdown. 🍕🥓🍔🌭🍟🌮🥪
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