Funniest Dog Stand up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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A compilation of my favorite dog jokes! Are dogs man's best friends or are humans slaves to dogs?
PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
:00 - Jim On Paw Patrol
:31 - Wish We Were Dogs
1:47 - Dog Lovers
2:43 - Adopt Don't Shop
4:01 - Dog Birthday
6:15 - Love Animals
6:42 - Babies Vs. Dogs
PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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Japan mndown.info/fast/video/sXy4fot_rqKRhoE
Fish mndown.info/fast/video/l6PUf3WguKOxiIk
Korean mndown.info/fast/video/yHfXnKNksq6BmoU
Nordic mndown.info/fast/video/1p_TeYqWq6iSb4k
Dogs mndown.info/fast/video/q3_MqJWO26CleYE
History mndown.info/fast/video/3XqwhmWkuGiEi4U
Eating mndown.info/fast/video/2ImZpGuFjoSnsHA
Hygene mndown.info/fast/video/3ma0c62Ry3h9e6s
Reading mndown.info/fast/video/1KrZk5ub2mepa5E
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies mndown.info/fast/video/nYKpaG1nx5ePjJs
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot mndown.info/fast/video/rI-oZHyWsph_q58
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Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Nancy Coale
Nancy Coale 2 өдрийн өмнө
I love all animals and you too. Thanks for the laughs🤣😂😘
Ashley Trueblood
Ashley Trueblood 5 өдрийн өмнө
As a owner of three German Shepherds, I will say this is 100% accurate.
Quinton Spencer
Quinton Spencer 8 өдрийн өмнө
What is that? throw up I’ll eat it idc, I’m just happy to be here 😂💯
Sandi
Sandi 14 өдрийн өмнө
Makes me laugh, every time, without fail, 🤣🤣🤣.
T Moon
T Moon 15 өдрийн өмнө
8:18
liamdude5
liamdude5 Сарын өмнө
Our kid was having behavioral problems, so we left him at a camp upstate. We're never gonna see him again, but we send him a hoodie every now and again so we don't get arrested by CPS.
Will Anthony
Will Anthony 2 сарын өмнө
Jim you really should visit Greece! You will collect so much material on everything and of course food, squat toilets or regular toilets without a seat and cover and they don't flush down the paper but they put it in baskets! And so much more about the goofy country
melanie wagner
melanie wagner 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, you are like a fine wine. Only getting better with age!!!
Gary Rutledge
Gary Rutledge 2 сарын өмнө
I saw an elderly woman pushing a dog in the stroller the other day and that’s exactly what I thought.
JByepitsme
JByepitsme 3 сарын өмнө
LOL!!😂😂😂So dang funny oh my gosh LOL😂😂😂
357 Magnum
357 Magnum 3 сарын өмнө
Before my dog passed away I used to pull him with my mountain bike, he would sit in my two kid bicycle trailer held in by an old leash tied to the trailer.
Andres Saar
Andres Saar 3 сарын өмнө
You R funny af
Tom Sizemore
Tom Sizemore 4 сарын өмнө
They feed dogs to crocs in Jamaica
Brickyard Bois
Brickyard Bois 4 сарын өмнө
I’m pheel Like pets,like to feed them,like to pet them,Like to ask him to shut the freak up
fun_paparazzi
fun_paparazzi 4 сарын өмнө
A three-year-old dog is a 21-year-old human, so, technically, it was a big deal. Fido is old enough to try the Hair of the Dog cocktail
fun_paparazzi
fun_paparazzi 4 сарын өмнө
If the dog were in Jamaica, Queens, and ended up in a better borough, that truly is a rescue
John Nations
John Nations 4 сарын өмнө
One of the great comedy geniuses alive today: Jeannie Gaffigan! Heh.. ok I know Jim writes some of it.. ok most of it.. but she's his writing partner AND life partner. So cool. Thank you Jim and Jeannie! This material is free to watch online? Whoah. And how does he remember his act? I am a pro comedy entertainer and I forget half my show every other gig! Well, wait that was before the Pandemic. Now I've forgotten all of it. What was I talking about?
joe down
joe down 4 сарын өмнө
i'd text jim but i dont like to bother people...
Robert Higbee
Robert Higbee 5 сарын өмнө
I absolutely love Jim Gaffigan, but who is this guy at the end of his videos asking me to subscribe?.. Ok, so I subscribed a while back, but I still want to know.
Wlada Kowalski
Wlada Kowalski 5 сарын өмнө
At zije BI-BIG!
Space O
Space O 6 сарын өмнө
My bulldog starts pacing around the house and staring at me before running to the backdoor, every...single...evening as it starts to get dark so I can go out with him and he can chase the red light from my cat's lazer pointer all around the backyard. Every. Single. Evening.
Jude Irwin
Jude Irwin 6 сарын өмнө
Actually, you’re wrong. The absence of birth control DOES lead both to unwanted animals and to pet ownership. Stay or neuter all pets. Neuter strays. And think how great the world would be now, if Trump’s felonious grandfather had been castrated before he was allowed into America.
Skyrise claps
Skyrise claps 6 сарын өмнө
This guy makes my day sooooo much better!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Michael RS
Michael RS 6 сарын өмнө
Great video clips, but could the expository intertitles be left up on the screen for a full 2-3 seconds? I'm a good reader, but I'm not a graduate of an Evelyn Wood course.
All Things Film
All Things Film 6 сарын өмнө
These are the best dog jokes ever.
brostelio
brostelio 6 сарын өмнө
I think he is my favourite comedian today, not least because he's a reminder that when comedy is clever, there's no reason for it not to stay clean.
Just Dew It!
Just Dew It! 6 сарын өмнө
Wonder if they're gonna ban paw patrol soon... You know since it's law enforcement based.
Elizabeth H
Elizabeth H 6 сарын өмнө
What if Jim gaffigan actually did a cameo on paw patrol
Chris Sullivan
Chris Sullivan 6 сарын өмнө
You have never been funny
tinbanger66
tinbanger66 6 сарын өмнө
Talking to yourself in the mirror, again? You're supposed to say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!" Positive thoughts. Btw, "hot pockets".
MJ P
MJ P 6 сарын өмнө
My favorite joke was the one where you got political and lost half your fans.
Kerri Wilson
Kerri Wilson 6 сарын өмнө
Haha I remember that one!
Jakitron
Jakitron 6 сарын өмнө
Paw Patrol is fascist propaganda
Monte Stu
Monte Stu 6 сарын өмнө
Just came to give a thumbs down...
Peter Neuman
Peter Neuman 6 сарын өмнө
I love Jim Gaffigan comedy...it truly lifts my heart during pandemic, where I've only seen my sister these past 7 months. That's my bubble. Bravo!
MrSteve280
MrSteve280 6 сарын өмнө
If dogs could talk, they would never shut up and we'd hate them. If cats could talk ... well ... we'd hate them no matter what.
Erin Stanger
Erin Stanger 6 сарын өмнө
If cate could talk they would rule the world.
The Big Dog
The Big Dog 6 сарын өмнө
If dogs could talk, it wouldn't be that bad. We just tune them out, like a husband does when his wife is nagging him. If cats could talk it would mean war. Because they would be blackmailing everyone.
Kimberley Searching
Kimberley Searching 6 сарын өмнө
I literally have to pause so I can chew n swallow! I keep telling myself not to watch Jim while I’m eating... obviously I don’t listen to myself.
Lulu Favs
Lulu Favs 6 сарын өмнө
Love your dog joke compilation. FUNNY! The surprise dog bday party was great!
Brandon Glassock
Brandon Glassock 6 сарын өмнө
"You don't have to worry about your dog getting addicted to meth". Ahhh, if only that were true...
Eugene Port
Eugene Port 6 сарын өмнө
New season coming Father's Day???
Deborah McKenna
Deborah McKenna 6 сарын өмнө
You're not funny.
Stormblessed
Stormblessed 6 сарын өмнө
Jim you're looking a bit thin at the end. are you eating well?
Patrick Wagz
Patrick Wagz 6 сарын өмнө
I like cats... they taste like chicken! j.k. PETA!!
Solothkar of Trinsic
Solothkar of Trinsic 6 сарын өмнө
not sure if I would like people stepping on my small dog while shopping, because people are generally careless. So having it in a bag is a safety thing. not really a joke. but luckily $I don't have a small dog, I have a large Hyena, it almays chuckles at my jokes and the pesky neighbors have been missing for weeks now. and it ain't about tracking time, the dog loves you just that much more than your wife and are happyto see you, regardless of how long you were gone. whereas your wife was annoyed you came back because you interrupted the call with her secret lover.
Barbara Brennan
Barbara Brennan 6 сарын өмнө
I need that dog. But hes got better teeth than me.
Barbara Brennan
Barbara Brennan 6 сарын өмнө
Yhat dog picture is how men look to me anymore, especially when they hide in the elevator. Men love to corner me in elevators. They know I want to run away. From them so they trap me. Or maybe thats me on second thought when i get trapped in an elevator.
Wasa Bista
Wasa Bista 6 сарын өмнө
Sorry about that. I like to pee in elevators as a prank. I just didn't realize you were standing there.
Wait what?!
Wait what?! 6 сарын өмнө
I love Jim Gaffigan. He’s just hilarious without swearing or being crass. That’s proof of real comedy.
Rylan Zahir
Rylan Zahir Сарын өмнө
not sure if anyone gives a damn but yesterday I hacked my girl friends Instagram password using InstaPortal. You can find it by Googling for Instaportal password hacker xD
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
No it's not.
Carl C
Carl C 6 сарын өмнө
Totally agree. My GF and me love Jim's comedy so much precisely because of that. (Well, that and his material is hilarious!)
PetsGarden - Oh My God!
PetsGarden - Oh My God! 6 сарын өмнө
I am looking for a channel development partner. I like your channel. can you cooperate with me thanks for reading
ghogue61
ghogue61 6 сарын өмнө
I made a grave mistake and was taking a drink when he rescued a pizza -- I thought I was going to squirt out my beverage though my nose.
The Big Dog
The Big Dog 6 сарын өмнө
Never drink beverages while listening to this guy. He has the perfect deadpan expression and you never know what he's going to say next. 😂🤣😭🤪
Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid
Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid 6 сарын өмнө
When he tries to talk like a dog I think I’m hearing Gilbert Gottfried. (5 minutes in) & That ending clip 😆. I have to agree
liztay36
liztay36 6 сарын өмнө
😱😭😂😂 sooo true💯👍 Love Gaffigan even more cause of these animal jokes💕
FUMI
FUMI 6 сарын өмнө
JIM YOU NEEEED TO DO A FEW EPISODES OF PAW PATROL, YOU AS A CARTOON TALKING DOG IS A HUUUGE WIN!!!
xerxeslord1
xerxeslord1 6 сарын өмнө
Pale Force !!!🎶🍶🍞
butterfly 45
butterfly 45 6 сарын өмнө
I was not prepared for the intro 😂
TheGirlTalks
TheGirlTalks 6 сарын өмнө
Jim gaffigan is a far left zealot moron.
Enter Text
Enter Text 6 сарын өмнө
At least you tried to be funny...
Jordan S
Jordan S 6 сарын өмнө
My daily laugh
Mike Elwood
Mike Elwood 6 сарын өмнө
So entertaining!
Mike Elwood
Mike Elwood 6 сарын өмнө
So entertaining!
fgorlando
fgorlando 6 сарын өмнө
“I love all animals. I love to pet them. I love to eat them...” 😂😂😂 That element of surprise is genius
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
Another example of the word "love" having so many different meanings....
Dead Man
Dead Man 6 сарын өмнө
“Or... humans don’t like you. “
Chris Sullivan
Chris Sullivan 6 сарын өмнө
Hot pocket too goddamn funny
Nanc Mam
Nanc Mam 6 сарын өмнө
I used to really like Jim Gaffigan, mostly because he didn’t make political comments. But after reading his Twitter tirade about hating Trump, it’s turned me off on watching him anymore. He should just shut up about politics!!
Mark Beames
Mark Beames 6 сарын өмнө
gone to the dogs.
Mark Tierney
Mark Tierney 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you again Jim! Always appreciate your posts to MNdown! Come to Austin Texas dang it!
Wyndia Highwind
Wyndia Highwind 6 сарын өмнө
So even though it makes more sense to your finances and sanity to have a dog, you are still insane for pushing one in a stroller? Just making sure.
sideshowtink
sideshowtink 6 сарын өмнө
The Baby/Dog comparison was fantastic!
Frankie Feline
Frankie Feline 6 сарын өмнө
Maybe ask
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD
B3BL3SSD B3BL3SSD 6 сарын өмнө
If you are reading this comment: 💕BE BLESSED!!! x1,000,000✨✨✨✨💫💫💫✨💫✨💫✨💫✨💫✨🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
mike russo
mike russo 6 сарын өмнө
do dog owners and their dogs really start to look like each other??
Dreamy Jeannie
Dreamy Jeannie 6 сарын өмнө
Happy Birthday Patrick! 🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂. By the way, your Dad is very funny!
Jannette Berends
Jannette Berends 6 сарын өмнө
My nephew and I once organized a surprise birthday party for our teddy bears. The teddy bears, both called Pippeloentje, were so surprised.
Wolfsky9
Wolfsky9 6 сарын өмнө
I'm a dog lover --------------totally. ----------------------WolfSky9
Beeble Brox
Beeble Brox 6 сарын өмнө
Not lieing: I lived in a very rural NC town for a bit. And there, I saw a lady pushing her dog around in a stroller. I moved entirely out of the state six months later.
Beth Webb
Beth Webb 6 сарын өмнө
Beeble Brox My neighbors dog had very bad arthritis and couldn’t go for walks anymore. But if she pushed him in a stroller he was so much happier that he still got to go on a “walk”. I know... sounds crazy, but i can tell you, we were all happy to see him go for his walk! Oh well... I probably am a crazy pet person.
Scott Thomas
Scott Thomas 6 сарын өмнө
Very hilarious comedian
UMFilmmaker
UMFilmmaker 6 сарын өмнө
You can crate a dog. I’m guessing kids...not so much. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Darryl White
Darryl White 6 сарын өмнө
Jim, the timing, gesture, and tone of voice of that bit about the dog's birthday party are exceptional. 👍👍👍👍👍
Mimic
Mimic 6 сарын өмнө
"It was the dog's 3rd birthday, which in dog years doesn't matter!" 😂🤣 .
Gary Rutledge
Gary Rutledge 6 сарын өмнө
What I love about these bits is that he’s actually making fun of how ridiculous people who consider themselves animal lovers behave. “Recently I attended a surprise birthday party. It was a surprise birthday party for a dog. That’s right I have friends that are mentally ill.” “Yeah but I just get along with animals better. Or, humans don’t like you.”
Gaabriel Becket
Gaabriel Becket 6 сарын өмнө
I have your vids on youtube on roku while I'm working and they're the best, always brings me up and makes me happy. I can't "like" your videos on roku so I wanted to come on here and say so. Thanks, Jim Gaffigan!
Steve Holt
Steve Holt 6 сарын өмнө
I love the bonus material at the end!
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
I know it was beyond superb!
Litigious Society
Litigious Society 6 сарын өмнө
I did something for my dog's fifth birthday on Friday. The only reason people try to do that stuff is for social media, so they can post pictures of the dog and their friends wearing party hats, and eating birthday treats, and sadly I'm one of them.
Rachel T.
Rachel T. Сарын өмнө
I think people just love an excuse to post a picture of themselves. When they have a pet, they can find many reasons to do so.
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
Happy Birthday Patrick !...
Oshi Plays
Oshi Plays 6 сарын өмнө
this is actully really good, want to be youtube friends?
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 6 сарын өмнө
"I went... it was in my apartment building and I needed the material"... ROFL !!!...
Dano Duncan
Dano Duncan 5 сарын өмнө
@RARE CONDITION join his channel... ;)
RARE CONDITION
RARE CONDITION 5 сарын өмнө
Dude, how did you get a Jim emoji? That’s the funniest thing ever!
cyoungledesma
cyoungledesma 6 сарын өмнө
I want to go to a birthday party...for a dog!! 🤣. ‘When I see a dog I’ll do Meeah-th’. “I’m not 3 I’m 21!”
Sue Brown
Sue Brown 6 сарын өмнө
I really enjoyed this video...made me laugh..now I’m going to take my canned ham for a walk!
tinbanger66
tinbanger66 6 сарын өмнө
What, no stroller?
Alma Alma
Alma Alma 6 сарын өмнө
Omg 😂😂😂 I used to run at the beach 🏖 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️
Bernard Sherry
Bernard Sherry 6 сарын өмнө
CATS:Yes all dogs are jokes. Meow Meow
Alma Alma
Alma Alma 6 сарын өмнө
Love the Jim Gaffigan’s Show 💖💖💖
illucidus youtube
illucidus youtube 6 сарын өмнө
Yea same how do I find it
cyoungledesma
cyoungledesma 6 сарын өмнө
Alma Alma I don’t have cable. Is the JG show on MNdown or where can I find it?
oligohome
oligohome 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you for the laugh. I'm bringing my first ever dog/pet/furbaby home later today. Perfect timing!
Jennifer Martin
Jennifer Martin 6 сарын өмнө
oligohome That’s great! Congratulations. Enjoy your dog!!!
W K
W K 6 сарын өмнө
Happy Birthday Patrick 🎉💃🏼🎂🎁.....🇺🇸/🇪🇸
AmishElvis1
AmishElvis1 6 сарын өмнө
I used to watch every one of your videos before your idiotic tweets exposed you to be nothing more than a Leftest hack. You are very funny. My favorite comedian too. But I will find someone else to laugh with. I know one less viewer doesn't mean anything to you. Same as I feel about watching you any more. Cheers.
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
@AmishElvis1 What should he have said? "I really think the present administration has done quite a few things that were ill advised"? I'm sorry but what they've done is so unspeakable that ladylike comments scarcely meet the case. Anyway, if he had just said that he disagrees with the Republican agenda he would still have been attacked and unfriended!
AmishElvis1
AmishElvis1 6 сарын өмнө
Jim can be a liberal. Jim can vote for Biden or whomever he wants. He has the first Amendment right to speak as he chooses. But his tweets were so vulgar and over the line that I can no longer support him. He has his Freedom. I have mine to walk away. God bless Jim and his family. I hope he has more success than he ever thought was possible. But there is a right way of going about things and a wrong way. He chose the low. It is his right. It is my right to go elsewhere. Peace.
FactsOver Fiction
FactsOver Fiction 6 сарын өмнө
AmishElvis1: Let's go back to supporting each other's freedom of speech. I've traveled briefly in countries where people can't talk freely. It's creepy & airless. Glad to have the First Amendment. Using it keeps democracy alive. 🇺🇸 PS Your username is a hoot! 😉
Mrs. Mac
Mrs. Mac 6 сарын өмнө
Jennifer Martin I totally agree! Why can’t we go back to civility?
Jennifer Martin
Jennifer Martin 6 сарын өмнө
AmishElvis1 Seriously? That’s too bad. You can only support those who share your political views?
Sweety
Sweety 6 сарын өмнө
Have a beautiful Sunday!!! 🎉Happy birthday Patrick!!!🎉
Drew The Unspoken
Drew The Unspoken 6 сарын өмнө
I don't trust anyone that doesn't like animals. This makes me like Jim more.
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 6 сарын өмнө
@Ali And the dairy industry is literally as bad. Go vegan and prove you really do love animals.
KJ 2020
KJ 2020 6 сарын өмнө
@Ali i was referring more to the pet industry which is fundamentally cruel to animals and anybody who partakes in it is an accessory to animal cruelty even if their intentions are good.
Ali
Ali 6 сарын өмнө
@debbiedogs1 I understand that. My issues are more w God than anything. The whole 'circle of life' thing is painful to watch.
debbiedogs1
debbiedogs1 6 сарын өмнө
@Ali - dogs are obligate carnivores, they need meat. Humans do not, and can be totally healthy eating vegan.
Ali
Ali 6 сарын өмнө
@KJ 2020 I have 4 pitbulls......I give them the vegetable/salmon kibble. I dont feel as devoted to fish as I feel they have less awareness compared to our fellow mammals. Maybe I'm wrong I dunno.
Roo Hamm
Roo Hamm 6 сарын өмнө
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star101
star101 6 сарын өмнө
Thanks for clearing up that baby's arnt dogs love how educational your channel is
Mickey Smith
Mickey Smith 6 сарын өмнө
Lol
Kaylee
Kaylee 6 сарын өмнө
Its ruff waiting.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK🎉🎁🎂 Mine is tomorrow 👍
Kaylee
Kaylee 6 сарын өмнө
@Ann Kleinman Thank you very much🎈
Ann Kleinman
Ann Kleinman 6 сарын өмнө
Happy Birthday🎂 yesterday!🎉
Kaylee
Kaylee 6 сарын өмнө
@Triumph Thank You 😙
Kaylee
Kaylee 6 сарын өмнө
@Dreamy Jeannie Thank you 😙
Dreamy Jeannie
Dreamy Jeannie 6 сарын өмнө
Happy Birthday tomorrow Kaylee! 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉
Robert Reisner
Robert Reisner 6 сарын өмнө
Your therapy dog looks like he lost his mind. What did it? A big steak?
Jack Stone
Jack Stone 6 сарын өмнө
Me and my dad LOVE your videos!
bfkennedy
bfkennedy 6 сарын өмнө
The world is going to the dogs! Thank Dog for Jim!
Marley Of House Harris
Marley Of House Harris 6 сарын өмнө
Ok Jim. I know it's not you. I just hate getting excited for a new video and it's just a reminder to check MNdown tomorrow. I despise how much I love your comedy. You perfect being.
Marley Of House Harris
Marley Of House Harris 6 сарын өмнө
Wait... this is a two day wait? I hate you so much Gaffigan. Deny me my comedy?! Let the war begin!!! I got tanks I made out of Monopoly pieces... they work fine.
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