Funniest British Stand Up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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To all the brits out there if you want to send me to HOSPITAL after this I understand... But at least we gave you an M&M World.
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:00 - British Tv Shows
:27 - Vinegar
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2:57 - M&M World
5:41 - King Edward
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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a lindley
a lindley 14 цагийн өмнө
Isn't it cool that Prince Phillip got both simultaneously? Prince Phillip got to marry the women he loved AND to be the Prince Consort of England....how cool was that?
a lindley
a lindley 14 цагийн өмнө
I like the LIndt store in Copley Square, near WGBH headquarters and that church with the big wonderful pipe organ that sounds well when tuned in mean tone temperament, even better than the M&M store in London. I was there a few years ago buying a bag of truffles, selecting a nice variety of different kinds, when the African American male clerk started hinting around at the idea that the right kind of truffle for me to buy might be the vanilla covered chocolate truffle, kind of like a reverse oreo cookie. I handled it the best way possible, with a joke. I started telling him about JFK's West Berlin Speech, and that 'Ich Bin Ein Berliner" actually means "I am a Jelly Doughnut". He had never heard that story before...he was too young to have grown up knowing it. It made him laugh, "You mean, the President of the United States said in German, in front of everyone, "I am a Jelly Doughnut??" Yep. So, yeah, sure, I told him, I"ll be a vanilla covered chocolate truffle any day, in solidarity with Jelly Doughnuts and Berliners and Bismarcks and People Who Love Freedom everywhere! Bist du wahrelich ein Berliner? Ich, nun, Ich Bin Eine Lindt Truffle (a girl truffle, of course, hence the attempt at a feminine article: einE, not ein)! Sehr Chocolat! Noch mit dem Vanilla [coating] heiraus. (Please pardon my pidgeon German! It's every bit as bad as JFK's, authentically so! But I'm not descended from anybody named "Kennedy". Anyone who thinks I might look a little like JFK, needs to ask the ghost of Mrs. Rose Kennedy who that handsome, hunky, brilliant, yet empathetic, seventeen-year-old college basketball star was--Go, Indiana!!! Indiana, Wooo-hooo!-- that was hanging around with her as part of his summer job in the Berkshires, all those years ago, in August of the Summer of Nineteen Sixteen.)
colin mackenzie
colin mackenzie Өдрийн өмнө
I CHALLENGE YOU...to Say Worcestester Sauce. You can drink your Vinegar!!! 😅🤣😂
Kim Jamilly
Kim Jamilly 3 өдрийн өмнө
Canned laughter.
mike hand
mike hand 3 өдрийн өмнө
the queen,eh?
Pater Vincent Schwahn osb
Pater Vincent Schwahn osb 4 өдрийн өмнө
Super!
BWGgy
BWGgy 6 өдрийн өмнө
Philip would’ve enjoyed this.
Ricardo Garcia
Ricardo Garcia 7 өдрийн өмнө
3:28 now we are even JajajaJA JajajaJA hilarious
Matt In Full Vision
Matt In Full Vision 10 өдрийн өмнө
2.54 What he doesn't realise is those jokes would be well recieved over here because we love nothing more than to laugh ... at ourselves 🤣
OrkStuff
OrkStuff 11 өдрийн өмнө
'I never did a show in England'. Probably wise if you're expecting to get laughs.
Commander Concorde
Commander Concorde Өдрийн өмнө
We laugh at ourselves though
Paul Topp
Paul Topp 13 өдрийн өмнө
American food suck .......Richmond Virginia
CAPTAIN EDWARD JOHN SMITH
CAPTAIN EDWARD JOHN SMITH 13 өдрийн өмнө
why do British people say bri'ish bc they drank all the t
Jaykob Seiler
Jaykob Seiler 23 өдрийн өмнө
Admit it. The kind of people who go to the M&M store are the same people who voted for Biden.
Kelly Jordan
Kelly Jordan 24 өдрийн өмнө
Seemed to reassure everybody that the brand was not ,, you,,,, from maybr,,,
Kelly Jordan
Kelly Jordan 24 өдрийн өмнө
Felt same way when coming down feom a Muslim building but is open to tourists who want to see the Paris skyline and the first thing i saw was a Husan Duais ice cream store. Long line only took 10 minutes for a strawberry milkshack.
Bruce Stewart
Bruce Stewart 24 өдрийн өмнө
This guy is an absolute genius!! On par with Mr Winters!!
Jose Perez
Jose Perez Сарын өмнө
The M & M store is there for American tourists that are a bit homesick.
Miles Brust
Miles Brust Сарын өмнө
Are m&m’s not British?
Misty Winkler
Misty Winkler Сарын өмнө
Why did the blonde get fired from M&M? She kept throwing away the “W”s
Fred Midtgaard
Fred Midtgaard Сарын өмнө
Why are Americans so obsessed with the UK? Because they understand what they say? The UK has now for years been shitting on every European country and the EU, so it might be wise of the USA to share a bit of love and care with Europe too, not only the UK. But if you wish: Go ahead and be BFFs with the UK and lose Europe as a friend.
8-happiness
8-happiness Сарын өмнө
I had the same thought about Americans. Why do they ruin perfectly good English? Americans just want to be contrary. I love Jim, but... Americans don't get to say that their English is the true English.
sittingby thepool
sittingby thepool Сарын өмнө
He’s so funny
Joseph Reilly
Joseph Reilly Сарын өмнө
Jim please do a take on HM, her magistarys initials are put in front of everthing. HMs portable outhouse, HMs horse manure gas reclamation On Turdington
Nigel Carpenter
Nigel Carpenter Сарын өмнө
I'm surprised to hear he's been here, it's called english because it started here numbnuts, we invented it & you borrowed it, like most stuff
marlene
marlene 2 сарын өмнө
Britain's food slowly became better after the Common Market, and dentistry became affordable. Remember, the British bore one of the highest wage taxes in the world.
marlene
marlene 2 сарын өмнө
The British, whose English is the best in the world, don't say "the" in front of University either.
Mike Williams
Mike Williams Сарын өмнө
This is how stupid you all make yourself look hahaha. We do in context..... if we say we are ‘leaving high school to go to university’ we aren’t talking about a specific university and therefore are using the word ‘university’ as a generalisation, because we are talking about moving into a period of our life that consists of utilising a university for education. Not necessarily talking about going to a specific university. Man no wonder you had to take the ‘i’ out of ‘aluminium’. Utter fools lol
Alice
Alice 2 сарын өмнө
Love it!!! Love it! Love it!
salbert
salbert 2 сарын өмнө
Americans do the same thing for the word "school".
Michelle Post
Michelle Post 2 сарын өмнө
He is funny. I have medium brown hair and dark brown eyes, and my skin is pale. I have never tanned, just burned. So it's not just natural blondes.
Emerson Mora
Emerson Mora 2 сарын өмнө
Not funny
Eivind Kaisen
Eivind Kaisen 2 сарын өмнө
Did Edward ever get over not being king anymore? Short answer: No. Having abdicated and made "Duke of Windsor" he had to leave the country, and never returned alive. He even thought that if Hitler won Word War II, he (Edward) could be reinstated as king.
Lord Dunhill
Lord Dunhill 2 сарын өмнө
There is vinegar IN ketchup!
Dr. Ken Schmidt
Dr. Ken Schmidt 2 сарын өмнө
Gaffigan just isn’t that funny. A bit tiring, actually.
September
September 2 сарын өмнө
His beard makes it seem like he has a 20 pound/9 kilo chin.
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
@September you're welcome Dear 😘.. you can also drop your email so that I can easily reach out to you.. I'll soon be leaving here because I got a whole lot of things to fix
September
September 2 сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan my pleasure, good sir
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
Thanks 😍😍
OOF mation
OOF mation 2 сарын өмнө
Tbh Americans did come second 1:20
Heather Maahs
Heather Maahs 2 сарын өмнө
You're not funny to me anymore. Since twitter. You lost all my respect.
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Heather Maahs Hello lovely fan... Can I have your email so we could write there 😍
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
@Heather Maahs You're welcome, you can also drop your email address, so that I can easily reach out to you, I'll soon be off from here for sometime, i got whole lot of things to fix
Heather Maahs
Heather Maahs 2 сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan Your tirades against Trump Jim. They were nasty and unbecoming a comedian I always trusted not to be blue or inappropriate.
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
Why you say that Heather
Mark Rossow
Mark Rossow 2 сарын өмнө
So freezing Peanut M&Ms in the Future Wife's college dorm room mini- fridge, to make them crunchy, was a major point in starting our relationship
Brent Baker
Brent Baker 2 сарын өмнө
Do they actually have dentists in England
SomeRandomDudeTryingToGetSome Sleep
SomeRandomDudeTryingToGetSome Sleep 2 сарын өмнө
Ah Yes Wod'ah
Ryan Walsh
Ryan Walsh 3 сарын өмнө
Prince Edward abdicated because he was a Nazi.
Karina Flower
Karina Flower 3 сарын өмнө
No offense but Jim's beard makes his head look like a weird potato.
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
🤣🤣🤣🤣
toonmag50
toonmag50 3 сарын өмнө
I don't understand why in US English,they say "play piano" or "can you play guitar?" It's play the piano. Play the guitar. The British use of"I'm going to hospital" is a general term,not specific to a particular building,so it's fine to say.
Mike G
Mike G 3 сарын өмнө
LOVE YOU JIM...GOTTA CHANGE MY WET UNDERWEAR NOW !!!
Javier Albinarrate
Javier Albinarrate 3 сарын өмнө
You totally downplayed the fact that the m&m shop was actually an aggressive incursion into Smarties land.
HamTheBacon
HamTheBacon 7 өдрийн өмнө
@Drwatsonca both are garbage
Drwatsonca
Drwatsonca 3 сарын өмнө
Smarties are the best
Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott 3 сарын өмнө
this is so not funny. if your going to take the piss, make it funny. I notice he refers to ugly people on uk tv. has he not got any mirrors in his house
J Film
J Film 3 сарын өмнө
Jim's humour about Great Britain would be right on... If it was 1953.
Mighty_Me
Mighty_Me 3 сарын өмнө
Excuse me but I believe it's pronounced "T'Ospital"
Jase Azulay
Jase Azulay 3 сарын өмнө
Why do you think we refer to Americans as "septics"?
Royt64 Taylor
Royt64 Taylor 3 сарын өмнө
Its OK we get all your girls. :P
Marie Herring
Marie Herring 3 сарын өмнө
How are things for your kids. My daughter's at University! I wonder what they think when they hear us say. " We're going to THE Walmart"?
George Potter
George Potter 18 өдрийн өмнө
We think "why is it so special that it gets to be THE?" 😉
Roisin O'Brien
Roisin O'Brien 3 сарын өмнө
Brown sauce is the British ketchup
Jock B
Jock B 3 сарын өмнө
Jim You are Really funny... Good stuff man
mublau
mublau 3 сарын өмнө
Discovered Jim while watching some of my favorite stand up comedians. Good pisstake of my fellow countrymen, good stuff. It is one of Britains strengths that we can laugh at ourselves, thanks Jim👍🏻😂
carl young
carl young 3 сарын өмнө
And what about the tea thing.
Haeuptling Aberja
Haeuptling Aberja 4 сарын өмнө
This is the genius of Jim--when he makes fun of other countries, he's really making fun of us. And the cherry on top is that most of us are so clueless that this just sails right over our fat heads.
Tony Hunt
Tony Hunt 4 сарын өмнө
Hilarious: Greetings from the UK
the Earl of Oxfordshire
the Earl of Oxfordshire 4 сарын өмнө
King Edward must in heaven looking down like an actress!! You can stay prince and marry a non Royal???
Wayne Carter
Wayne Carter 4 сарын өмнө
I'm an Englishman and I honestly say through this video just going "yep, sounds about right" 😆😆😆 love JG's stuff, absolute comedy gold
Russ Coleman
Russ Coleman 4 сарын өмнө
Watch movie 'Arthur'....Dudley Moore says ...'go to hospital '
Matt Kinsella
Matt Kinsella 4 сарын өмнө
The M n Ms store in London is just proof that we are not that far apart at all. it makes me worried that culturally the English speaking world is a bit lost 🤣
david ludwig
david ludwig 4 сарын өмнө
Damn I love good, clean comedy.
Steve Pugh
Steve Pugh 4 сарын өмнө
You invented "English; Simplified" lol
the Earl of Oxfordshire
the Earl of Oxfordshire 4 сарын өмнө
Ha
Michaeljoefish
Michaeljoefish 4 сарын өмнө
woah
Rachel Ring
Rachel Ring 4 сарын өмнө
Brilliant. British don't buy in bulk.
Glen W
Glen W 4 сарын өмнө
Jim is a national treasure. (No doubt the British would disapprove of that sentiment. 🤣)
The Gastro Traveler
The Gastro Traveler 4 сарын өмнө
Brit here. I love this man.
Ser Garlan Tyrell
Ser Garlan Tyrell 4 сарын өмнө
I'm just going to visit ...THE... LA next week... Ya'll don't say 'the' before a destination all the time either.
Daryl Tunwarm
Daryl Tunwarm 4 сарын өмнө
We brits made the British language actually smh
Vincent Petrovsky
Vincent Petrovsky 4 сарын өмнө
FYI: King Edward VIII was king, otherwise how could he abdicate? The prince / princess becomes king/queen upon death of the predecessor. Coronation is following at come point, when the heir is crowned. I enjoy your comedy.
Allen Jenkins
Allen Jenkins 4 сарын өмнө
The situation with the abdication of Edward VIII was even worse than you stated. He was already king, which is why he had a number. He gave up the crown, not the right to the crown, which is what abdicate means. So he was an even bigger dick than you made out. On the bright side, he did get to be Governor of the Bahamas, if only to keep him out away from the Nazis.
Allen Jenkins
Allen Jenkins 4 сарын өмнө
M&Ms - a poor imitation of Smarties
Tim Wolfers
Tim Wolfers Сарын өмнө
Most of the store is toys that resemble M's
Sekusamu
Sekusamu 2 сарын өмнө
Do you eat the red ones last?
Matt Hooper
Matt Hooper 4 сарын өмнө
There’s a TGI Friday’s at Piccadilly Circus as well.
Markus Fuchs
Markus Fuchs 4 сарын өмнө
I think the looks of British comedians is part of the joke. Every time I watch "Are You Being Served?", I can't help but think that Nicholas Smith ("Mr. Rumbold") can only be a comedic actor, the way he looks.
Jennifer Cook
Jennifer Cook 4 сарын өмнө
You ever watch a music video and the lead singer is unattractive? -Every single "modern mumble rapper" making music videos from 2016 to 2020 enters the chat-
Normalny Człowiek
Normalny Człowiek 4 сарын өмнө
2:32 i love this man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ronald Solis
Ronald Solis 4 сарын өмнө
Hi from London 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan 2 сарын өмнө
Thanks so much for your love ❤️
Andrew Barratt
Andrew Barratt 4 сарын өмнө
Us Brits love being made fun of. As would anyone who's secure enough to know they're doing OK.
Misty Winkler
Misty Winkler Сарын өмнө
@Haeuptling Aberja I only know the cuss words in German. My grandpa was born in Germany and yells at us in German.
Andy Wasif
Andy Wasif Сарын өмнө
It’s “WE” Brits! Geez, where’s you learn English?... oh, right. You invented it. ;) Haha. If we can’t laugh at ourselves with good-natured ribbing, we are lost.
Yukai Y
Yukai Y 2 сарын өмнө
Yes don't take themselves seriously.
Andrew Barratt
Andrew Barratt 2 сарын өмнө
@timmytide1 I wish I'd never posted that comment.
timmytide1
timmytide1 2 сарын өмнө
Right!!! That's why you felt the need to tell us you're not insecure.
Dani de Janeiro
Dani de Janeiro 4 сарын өмнө
Not Prince Edward, King Edward VIII. He had actually been king for almost a year when he quit. First one, like, ever. What a knob.
Dani de Janeiro
Dani de Janeiro 4 сарын өмнө
@L0stJ0hnny - you say abdicated. I say deposed.
L0stJ0hnny
L0stJ0hnny 4 сарын өмнө
First one ever? Not even the first King Edward! Who can forget the abdication of Edward II in 1327? I know I can't …
Gordon Freeman
Gordon Freeman 5 сарын өмнө
Watching him is like drowning in vanilla ice cream.
Fr. Badger
Fr. Badger 5 сарын өмнө
"I felt down this Monday, because I had to go to THE school and eventually I will gain employment and then go to THE work."
Fr. Badger
Fr. Badger 5 сарын өмнө
Not so funny when the snuff box is in the other pocket, is it?
Pat Schneider
Pat Schneider 5 сарын өмнө
;
ian bond
ian bond 5 сарын өмнө
Twat
Paul Mansfield
Paul Mansfield 5 сарын өмнө
To the hospital - when referring to going to the building, e.g. to visit someone To hospital - when referring to the service provided and not the building itself, e.g. for treatment
Richard Larson
Richard Larson 2 сарын өмнө
Still wrong.
John GhostHunter
John GhostHunter 4 сарын өмнө
Shhhhhhhh
Heather Hellickson
Heather Hellickson 5 сарын өмнө
Once again you brightened my day in a dismal year. So smart and sooo funny. Jim you get first, Kathleen gets a close second! Love you, say hey to the kids and wife!
Abby Cross
Abby Cross 5 сарын өмнө
Friends of a friend lived in the UK for a while. They were surprised by the level of unattractiveness in the actors on TV (in GB they select actors for their talent over looks; in America looks always cone first on the list of qualifications). The wife of the couple joked, "If I wanted to see ugly people, I'd walk outside!" I think about that and laugh.
Mikeal Garvin
Mikeal Garvin 5 сарын өмнө
Just voted and happen to be eating m's
Ellen Dolber
Ellen Dolber 5 сарын өмнө
They also say surgery for an office visit. Especially in doc martin.
AxcivW
AxcivW 5 сарын өмнө
"It seems like British people are trying to be different from Americans." We think the same thing about Americans ahaha!! Except the British came first, so it makes sense 😉
EVIE ILES
EVIE ILES 5 сарын өмнө
Queen Elizabeth etiquette classes for preschoolers Dress for the weather Queen Elizabeth of Windsor
future technology
future technology 6 сарын өмнө
Great impression of the Brits, how they act when talking to Americans.
the Earl of Oxfordshire
the Earl of Oxfordshire 4 сарын өмнө
@future technology I meant it as a joke. I'm sorry if you took offence. Jewellery is spelled with two LL's in England.
future technology
future technology 4 сарын өмнө
@the Earl of Oxfordshire I did not buy a bag of jewelry in the UK mate. BTW, You spelled jewelry wrong anyway. I was a diplomat from the US to the UK from 2017-2019.
the Earl of Oxfordshire
the Earl of Oxfordshire 4 сарын өмнө
@future technology because you brought a bag of rubbish in to our jewellery shop how do you expect us to act..... Jk it's all a joke mate
future technology
future technology 5 сарын өмнө
@Adam Scott Why?
Adam Scott
Adam Scott 5 сарын өмнө
To be fair, many of you deserve it :)
mrloop
mrloop 6 сарын өмнө
I love these. And I say that as a Danish person.
Dave W
Dave W 6 сарын өмнө
King Edward to you sunshine. You can only abdicate if you're a king, not a prince. And we don't say 'the' hospital because we have more than one. Otherwise quite amusing.
Dave W
Dave W 5 сарын өмнө
@Abby Cross Ah, that's interesting. We always say out back, or rather out the back, whether it's inside or out. Now all those American books I read make sense. Thank you.
Abby Cross
Abby Cross 5 сарын өмнө
@Dave W in back is inside, out back is outside.
Dave W
Dave W 6 сарын өмнө
@Colby McArthur Yes, you are quite right, although we say shop instead of store. Actually we would say shops rather than shop, unless we were talking about a specific one; e.g. 'I was going to the shops the other day when ...' When you're in a store / shop, does the assistant check out back or in back to see if they have any more of a particular item?
Colby McArthur
Colby McArthur 6 сарын өмнө
with the hospital thing, we also have more than one hospital in the us. I think the difference is that you guys say “going to hospital” like “going to school” and we say “going to the hospital” like “going to the store”
The Retro Theater
The Retro Theater 6 сарын өмнө
raisin and raisins
MsRosita0909
MsRosita0909 6 сарын өмнө
Haha!
Noal Pitzoff
Noal Pitzoff 6 сарын өмнө
Someone from Britain explain to me why you guys don’t say “the hospital” I noticed it in peppa pig while my son was watching?
Dave W
Dave W 6 сарын өмнө
@Helen Ryan We miss out 'the' for hospital, college, and jail, although we say prison usually. It's obviously just a case of what becomes common usage, but it could be that we don't use 'the' when the concept is more important than the specific. What I mean is that if you are telling a story about something your kids said in the car while you were driving them to school, we don't need to know which school, only that you were you were going to a school. We would assume it's your usual school. Same with hospital - the important thing is that say you were only discharged from hospital yesterday so are still not feeling quite normal. The actual hospital is irrelevant ( one hopes!). Well that's my theory anyway....
Helen Ryan
Helen Ryan 6 сарын өмнө
@Dave W We say "discharged from the hospital." Which is weird because we say "graduated from college," not "graduated from the college" and "released from jail," not "released from the jail."
Dave W
Dave W 6 сарын өмнө
@Helen Ryan We say the same as you with regard to school and church, or we would if we still went to church that is. How about being discharged from hospital? Do you say 'I was discharged from hospital' or '..the hospital'?
Helen Ryan
Helen Ryan 6 сарын өмнө
@Dave W I assumed "pox" was plural, but then I remembered "A pox on both your houses!"
Helen Ryan
Helen Ryan 6 сарын өмнө
I'm American, but I'm wondering why Americans say, "to the hospital." We don't say "Kids go to the school Monday-Friday" we just say they go to school. Similarly, if you asked me to go to brunch on Sunday morning, I'd say, "I could meet you at 11, after I get out of church," not after I get out of the church.
Chuck Bowen
Chuck Bowen 6 сарын өмнө
Jim is somewhat funny, like a swarm of crabs on your crotch. I could only watch it for a few minutes before the convulsions started.
Peter S
Peter S 6 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan looks like a ginger Desperate Dan. But is he wearing a nappy?
Eraldo New York
Eraldo New York 6 сарын өмнө
Jesus Grace is Enough ✝️
Stucsr
Stucsr 6 сарын өмнө
Hilarious! I'm an ex-Brit. lol
D Legionnaire
D Legionnaire 6 сарын өмнө
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