FUNNIEST Animal Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation

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Jim Gaffigan's best animal jokes from his last stand up specials! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon Prime. Check out Canadian American and Spanish American by clicking here
:42 - "Pigs & Lobsters"
1:23 - "I Love Animals"
1:49 - "Horse Police"
2:43 - "Bears and Wild Animals"
4:08 - "Pigs"
4:52 - "Turkeys"
5:15 - "The Human Animal"
6:49 - "Cows"
8:50 - "Chickens"
9:35 - "Dog In a Bag"
10:30 - "Cats"
11:16 - "Dolphins are Mammals
12:02 - "Saw a Bear"
16:05 - "Safari"
18:03 - "Horses"
28:34 - "Moose"
30:36 - "Bulls"
33:08 - "Rodeo"
36:57 - "Zoo"
37:55 - "Sheep, Cows & Chicken"
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Jeff Cooper
Jeff Cooper 2 өдрийн өмнө
I find myself talking like Jim Gaffigan when I'm trying to be funny at home . He is my comedy spirit animal. 😁
Freek 3 өдрийн өмнө
6:10 why tf can't I be as positive as a freaking DOG 😭
tony b
tony b 8 өдрийн өмнө
Bleach, Febreeze Can knock down a wall LMAO LMAO I had a girl friend that had a cat this thing would dump like a GD mountain lion, huge logs right near the kitchen area you could smell it before you got in the house and she was always COVERED in frigging hair. I couldn't take it - I feel now the cat had a big part in the break up.
Daniel Hamilton
Daniel Hamilton 8 өдрийн өмнө
Very enjoyable standup by Gaffagan. Playing both sides to engage the audience.
Tina Michael
Tina Michael 14 өдрийн өмнө
Much need laughs.thank you 😼
Jaxon Klaviter
Jaxon Klaviter 23 өдрийн өмнө
Every time I have a bad day, I come to Jim's comedy. Thanks, Jim!
Michael Tibebu
Michael Tibebu 24 өдрийн өмнө
The way he dose his stand up he makes it look so easy but its not.
GTB MEDIA 26 өдрийн өмнө
You keeping me positive through a tough time thanks Jim!
Simon Magness
Simon Magness Сарын өмнө
What if I watch the videos and don't subscribe? 🤔😅
Engelhafen Сарын өмнө
When I donated for the new hat, that wasn’t the choice I made.
stuie122404n Сарын өмнө
This guy is the best😂😂😂
Bluecollar 58
Bluecollar 58 Сарын өмнө
Nice hat
joseph migliore
joseph migliore Сарын өмнө
Good to see the hair he didn’t have 15 years ago grew in.
Elizabeth Freeman
Elizabeth Freeman Сарын өмнө
The crazy season expectedly mug because ship currently compete concerning a animated grill. gaping, goofy rub
Adrienne Hennessy
Adrienne Hennessy Сарын өмнө
Hilarious!!! Thank You
Jim Gaffigan
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S M Сарын өмнө
I've never laughed so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣. Legendary
Jim Gaffigan
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Stan Webb
Stan Webb Сарын өмнө
I heard you work for Brownies or Hot Pockets or Steak... Pie / Chocolate Cake... (second voice soft) That true!!! You can lead him around with Cake!!!!
Crystal Dawn
Crystal Dawn Сарын өмнө
You're awesome and you actually made me Google to be sure that chicken wings didn't come from baby chickens.🤣 They don't 😅
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Ah ha 😂 ❤️
Talha Nafie
Talha Nafie Сарын өмнө
Just too crazy 😀😀😀
Jim Gaffigan
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Nate V
Nate V Сарын өмнө
Love when he says, " I can tell that your annoyed by all the horse jokes and I want you to know that your annoyance..... gives me pleasure.", 😄
sonal pandya
sonal pandya Сарын өмнө
Jim is the best. Thanks!
Jim Gaffigan
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jintao wu
jintao wu Сарын өмнө
The oval block exclusively listen because tadpole additionally list in a luxuriant brandy. smart, nasty mosque
Jeff Boyd
Jeff Boyd Сарын өмнө
Thank you
Tami Hayes
Tami Hayes Сарын өмнө
He’s joking but he is so right about carrying a dog in a bag.. normally those people do have emotional issues. Always some woman or young celebrity who is unstable.
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit Сарын өмнө
You’re hilarious Jim 🤣
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Jessica Rabbit you're welcome Dear.. you seems to be a real great fan of mine ❤️ You can drop your email so that I can easily reach out to real fan like you 😊
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit Сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan thank you for the endless laughter 🤩and for being kind enough to reply to me🥰🦋
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you so much lovely fan ❤️
Caleb Passmore
Caleb Passmore 2 сарын өмнө
Love it man, perfect comedian to watch after a tough day. Thanks for the much needed laughs🤘🤘
Louis Buzzi
Louis Buzzi 2 сарын өмнө
This guy is alright ya know.
Robert Frost
Robert Frost 2 сарын өмнө
Robert Frost
Robert Frost 2 сарын өмнө
Horse power....
Robert Frost
Robert Frost 2 сарын өмнө
Horse jokes....
Mehran khan
Mehran khan 2 сарын өмнө
not enough horse jokes!
Lizanne Whitlow
Lizanne Whitlow 2 сарын өмнө
Horse names? Smarty Jones definitely needs a mention. 😂🐴🐎 Likewise, Justify seems apropos. Here comes Justice! Don’t we wish.
Jim Gaffigan
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Luanne Jones
Luanne Jones 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you Jim Gaffigan for keeping us laughing during this pandemic!
Jim Gaffigan
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J Blazer
J Blazer 2 сарын өмнө
Funniest animal joke - Jim Gaffigan!
Reshme's Rasta
Reshme's Rasta 2 сарын өмнө
You rock man
musician kitty
musician kitty 2 сарын өмнө
You really r the best! bless u! :)
Jim Gaffigan
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Kenneth Mottley
Kenneth Mottley 2 сарын өмнө
Taking a house onto an airplane as a support animal has already happened.
Art Deco times
Art Deco times 2 сарын өмнө
Its true, were I live is always a great companion for when I don't feel like going outside
Jennifer Davis
Jennifer Davis 2 сарын өмнө
Humans dont like me
Jim Gaffigan
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David S. Pumpkins
David S. Pumpkins 2 сарын өмнө
Jim looks EXTRA HANDSOME at this show-3:15. You’re the best Jim!
fun_paparazzi 2 сарын өмнө
“Fun to pet, better to chew!” Didn’t think it would be possible to feel sympathy pains and laugh my butt off, at the same time
Sandra Riley
Sandra Riley 2 сарын өмнө
Jim please do some more videos 🤓
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Coming up 😊❤️
Rainbow Cat Mom
Rainbow Cat Mom 3 сарын өмнө
Our family loves you!! You are so funny!! Thank u for continuing to crack us up!!! You have such a sweet family too!! My husband and I have 3 kids , and it feels like we can relate to u guys a little.😁😁😁
RunawayPancake1 3 сарын өмнө
Reminds me of Brian Regan - 21:43.
jean m
jean m 3 сарын өмнө
Have never laughed so much-thank you!!!
Marie Hochstetler
Marie Hochstetler 3 сарын өмнө
You're way cuter and A LOT NICER then phillip semore holfman!
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Mark E Kar
Mark E Kar 3 сарын өмнө
i worked at a golf club that had 2 courses. when the members found out there was a pack of wild coyotes (some young ones, young cubs) man they all wanted to play on it
Drake Drones
Drake Drones 3 сарын өмнө
My ex-hubby would say “I love animals...on my plate with a side of roasted potatoes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jim Gaffigan
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Tapio 86
Tapio 86 3 сарын өмнө
The chicken eggs are not fertilized, so not a stealing babies situation...more like we stole their period (non-fertilized eggs).
John 3 сарын өмнө
You're absolutely funny ... so enjoyable. I bet the Show at the Zoo paid Peanuts.
Mary Allan
Mary Allan 3 сарын өмнө
ANYTHING you post is the highlight of my day. Thank You, My Friend!
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Wow that's awesome lovely fan of mine... How are you doing Mary ❤️
April Marie
April Marie 3 сарын өмнө
Best comedian ever!!!
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Oh that's so great lovely fan...
Mark Chilluffo
Mark Chilluffo 3 сарын өмнө
I think you’re intro sounds like John Mallovich
scazermazz 3 сарын өмнө
The second I hear "I get along better with animals" I'm outta there. Translated: I argue with everybody and have to have my way
ßri 3 сарын өмнө
When you were talking about Spain I got adds in Spanish. 😅
Gwynneve Ireland
Gwynneve Ireland 3 сарын өмнө
I am so grateful you are alive. Thanks for the laughs.
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Your welcome lovely fan ❤️
Art Deco times
Art Deco times 2 сарын өмнө
Makes it sound like you resurrected him to tell him that.
SighKick 3 сарын өмнө
Alt Title: Jim talks about horses for 20 minutes and mentions some other animals.
linda lyman
linda lyman 3 сарын өмнө
Thank you Jim. Yes Yes More Horse Jokes
Wahey 3 сарын өмнө
A snail got rid of his shell because he thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Lee Connors
Lee Connors 2 сарын өмнө
Ayy_ Yo
Ayy_ Yo 4 сарын өмнө
Since I discovered your YT channel I’ve been watching your videos whenever I get a chance throughout the day. I heard the horse jokes so many times but I still giggle whenever I hear it. You, sir, are seriously genuinely funny and genius. Thank you for making us laugh in this difficult time.
SOCOMJOHN 4 сарын өмнө
I love your comedy act. You always have clean shows with actual intellectual humor! Not that ALL the jokes are smart but you try more than the average Joe to engage the audience. You aren't just using profanity and or screaming to get attention. Thank you for being unique in an Era full of copy cats!
Art Deco times
Art Deco times 2 сарын өмнө
The only thing I appreciate in this Era is him, and perhaps a Ford Fairlane.
Hector Lopez
Hector Lopez 4 сарын өмнө
Your the best
Tim Anspach
Tim Anspach 4 сарын өмнө
Thanks for making us laugh!!!
The Awakening Heard
The Awakening Heard 4 сарын өмнө
How could anyone top this guy?
JByepitsme 4 сарын өмнө
Lmao!! Holy omgosh your HILARIOUS😂😂😂 Lol!
B L 4 сарын өмнө
Thx Jim
S.O.S. Exploration
S.O.S. Exploration 4 сарын өмнө
Did you make the video close to the door in case your wife yells at you to do something....? That way you can get the hell out of there.. 🤣
John Festa
John Festa 4 сарын өмнө
The most hilarious guy on the planet.
Tony Two Toes
Tony Two Toes 4 сарын өмнө
What's with that hat?...I know you didn't do that by accident
John Christensen
John Christensen 4 сарын өмнө
dear probably wont read this but thankyou. It is dark times for the world, but you make it a bit easier. I have been a missionary in India and we used to say that the most important talent a missionary needed in times of distress...disaster relief etc was a sense of be able to make a joke and find a laugh when life was very dark and hard to understand...i am a hospital clown here in Denmark, and a big fan. Thankyou safe and keep coming
Coastal Auto Reaction / The C.A.R. Guys
Coastal Auto Reaction / The C.A.R. Guys 4 сарын өмнө
Soooo funny!
Dylan Driggers
Dylan Driggers 4 сарын өмнө
Alan Moanie Beauxdamt: the most cajun horse ever conceived. Served with corn on the cob and crawfish.
Teddy Adair
Teddy Adair 4 сарын өмнө
My fav comedian. I can listen to his jokes over and over and still crack up like it's the first time
Jim Gaffigan
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Tovah Guillen
Tovah Guillen 4 сарын өмнө
Rodeos need to be outlawed
Adam Lacy
Adam Lacy 4 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan is hands down the greatest to me. I know that because I'm Black I'm supposedly obligated to say Richard Pryor or something, but NO other comedian can talk about Hot Pockets for 10 minutes and have on LMAO mode the entire time.
Jayde Dinnoo
Jayde Dinnoo 4 сарын өмнө
GAFFIGAN U SUCK at tellin' bad jokes
William Hanlon
William Hanlon 4 сарын өмнө
Jim and wife, thanks for all your hard work. Makes 2020 a little more palatable.
Scott Who?
Scott Who? 4 сарын өмнө
You need to put your wife in your videos. Sometimes. Lol. But for real it would be nice to see your comedy partner.
Maryj 4 сарын өмнө
I forgot about you .. then my son sent me one of your videos and I laughed and laughed and laughed. Thanks for making me laugh again and again - I subscribed. 🥰
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you so much for your love and support 😍
Jason Saulters
Jason Saulters 5 сарын өмнө
You were really beating a dead horse there for a while. That was epic!
jason moskowitz
jason moskowitz 5 сарын өмнө
Dat Horse Rant...
Lauren Pearson
Lauren Pearson 5 сарын өмнө
Please PLEASE just an ENTIRE hour long special of horse jokes. I would pay so much money to watch that.
Ara Noguera
Ara Noguera 5 сарын өмнө
You are awesome!
david ludwig
david ludwig 5 сарын өмнө
I love that my kids can watch you with us. Thank you!
david ludwig
david ludwig 5 сарын өмнө
You CAN be clean AND funny. 🤣
thedillestpickle 5 сарын өмнө
This guy is hilarious. Thank you.
KevinDawson Music Variety
KevinDawson Music Variety 5 сарын өмнө
I would have categorized these with the "food" jokes. Most of Mr. Gaff's jokes are food jokes I guess though.
bruce evans
bruce evans 5 сарын өмнө
And that is why many horses sleep standing up . So you can't steal their shoes.🐴
Arethusa Harbinger
Arethusa Harbinger 5 сарын өмнө
Dave Genther
Dave Genther 5 сарын өмнө
Super funny, makes me laugh
Fetti World
Fetti World 5 сарын өмнө
keep doing specials youre awesome
Asherah 1147
Asherah 1147 5 сарын өмнө
I have a friend that works for the Sacramento jail. Emotional support mini horses are allowed.
Lee Connors
Lee Connors 2 сарын өмнө
That's the best thing ever! I love horses.
Marge Loper
Marge Loper 5 сарын өмнө
You rule Jimmy G. Not your home, obviously, but the mic and the 'voice of the crowd' and Adolph's damp dreams
Brian Adams
Brian Adams 5 сарын өмнө
One of the few that can make me belly laugh, I love you man!
My Name
My Name 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you for the laughs. God bless you.
Jennifer Steward
Jennifer Steward 6 сарын өмнө
I wonder if Jim is going to do any more youtube videos I really miss my morning Jim ☕😎🙏💙😇
Ron Cairney
Ron Cairney 6 сарын өмнө
This was an excellent show. almost shit my drawers
Stanley Mizerski
Stanley Mizerski 6 сарын өмнө
truly amazing how talented some people are....but, not u Jim....HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike Lariviere
Mike Lariviere 6 сарын өмнө
Jim could joke about anything and make it hilarious.. and a bit morbid
Paul S.
Paul S. 6 сарын өмнө
No horse meat taco jokes, Jim?😂😂
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