"Fairs are SO DANGEROUS..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco)

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

Devin Mcquinn
Devin Mcquinn 27 өдрийн өмнө
Ah the old classical non-rape agreement 🤣
Storn Olson
Storn Olson Сарын өмнө
I worked at a Food Booth for fairs up in Michigan for a few summers when they needed help. This was in the last 3 summers. We ALWAYS got a visit from the Health Inspector, and they were strict as shit. A lot of folks get down at night and whatever, and also a lot of folks are churchy and straight edge. All I know is that the cart I worked at was Suuuuper clean and I made a ton of money. Peace to jIM Gaffigan tho, he is a funny dude
HighwayDrifter Сарын өмнө
Something to say once you get in a crowded elevator. "I guess you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here"
Karn419 Сарын өмнө
Not one of Jim's funnier clips from Cinco. Probably cause none of these segments are super relatable to me
Ashley Worden
Ashley Worden Сарын өмнө
I'd end up eating all the doughnuts, all 12.
Subtle Nature
Subtle Nature Сарын өмнө
My uncle used to live on the street just down the road from the fairgrounds. When he got older his favorite pastime was to sit on his porch during fair week and people watch. Except he called it whale watching!! I miss that guy! His nickname was Bullet, an old WW2 vet. Funny as HE🏒🏒
Big Mike is talking
Big Mike is talking Сарын өмнө
The idea of the spinning compartment on a fair's ride coming unbolted and sending you hurling 5000 feet to a fiery death makes it all that more exciting. Plus you feel so empowered when the ride is over and you realized that you actually lived.
Madisyn Michele Schuldt
Madisyn Michele Schuldt Сарын өмнө
Just as I was getting over my fear of elevators. 🤣
Clint Barg
Clint Barg Сарын өмнө
Gaffigan used to be funny. Now he's just another mind controlled public figure who I have absolutely no respect for or desire to watch.
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce Сарын өмнө
Thx Jim. Smiles and laughter
Ca Cu
Ca Cu Сарын өмнө
Jim draws the line at deep fried butter, dammit! 🤣🤣
Matthew Ghent
Matthew Ghent Сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan for Puppet Dictator 2021
Jesse M
Jesse M 2 сарын өмнө
Jim Gafigan owes me $50 from a card game!!!
Marge Loper
Marge Loper 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you Jim😂 you are a true gentleman for sure and your Wife is a great scholar. So hilarious. I love the merch too. the Gaffigans made me laugh again
Sharon Gibbs
Sharon Gibbs 2 сарын өмнө
me as a child with my very Catholic G'pa at the Fair side show tent entrance--"G'pa, I brought you here because I really want to see the "Girl with the Diamond studded toenail". G'pa crossing himself and hustling us away(hoping my G'ma hasn't noticed)
Sharon Gibbs
Sharon Gibbs 2 сарын өмнө
me as a child " I love the ferris wheel, I don't get sick"...me as a grown woman with 3 children at the Fair with my Dad, who says "well, I hope you know it's held together with a Cotter pin! I'm hearing this as my babies are climbing into the death trap.
Sharon Gibbs
Sharon Gibbs 2 сарын өмнө
me as a child--"G'ma, can I try the fried dough?"--Her-"-Do you want to eat out of the same big pans they bathe in?" Fast forward to when I am thirty and G'ma is with all my family at a Fair--yes, eating fried dough. I am respectful and silent.
Bob Stranzenbach
Bob Stranzenbach 2 сарын өмнө
THAT one was really FUNNY. 😂
S HH 3 сарын өмнө
What a disgusting hypocrite this man is.
Bobby Nicole
Bobby Nicole 3 сарын өмнө
Free donuts though!
Sam Heine
Sam Heine 3 сарын өмнө
Rhoda Lauro
Rhoda Lauro 3 сарын өмнө
Gregory Adkins
Gregory Adkins 3 сарын өмнө
Fairs Are Dangerous.For the first couple of minutes,change the title.
Rob Graham
Rob Graham 3 сарын өмнө
Deep friend pickles, butter, candy bars, ice cream... All molten lava for consumption.
BMG The Performer
BMG The Performer 3 сарын өмнө
Hahahahahaha my stomach!!! Damn Gaffigan stand up gives life! And I a Nigerian in Africa,but oh boy his stories are too relatable.hahahahaha
LISA CURD 3 сарын өмнө
The Little Traveler
The Little Traveler 3 сарын өмнө
I live I Florida and I seen a sign that said deep fried Oreos
niecy4luv 3 сарын өмнө
Joseph Hay
Joseph Hay 3 сарын өмнө
dave lehti
dave lehti 4 сарын өмнө
Good lawd, the donuts is funny stuff!
The Romantic Rationalist
The Romantic Rationalist 4 сарын өмнө
The donuts in the TSA line bit is my absolute favorite! I die every time. 🤣
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 4 сарын өмнө
I've become addicted to Jim's humour - he's been a real life saver during these horrible times. Definitely helped me keeping a positive outlook. Thank you Jim for posting the videos - you just don't know how much they help me cope with these hard times.
Plumbus Smith
Plumbus Smith 5 сарын өмнө
Ernestina Moran
Ernestina Moran 5 сарын өмнө
Love him
C R 6 сарын өмнө
Dee Lambo
Dee Lambo 6 сарын өмнө
This keeps me going
Chris Shugart
Chris Shugart 6 сарын өмнө
I remember the crews running the amusement rides all looked a bit shady; a motley assortment of nameless drifters who could have been released on parole the previous week. It was all part of the thrill.
Debra Bedrosian
Debra Bedrosian 6 сарын өмнө
Thank you 😊 so much for making these videos I love ❤️💙💕💕 them so much and it's helping me during online school which is really hard for me 😔 whenever I have a hard day I listen to this and it makes me happy 😊
Phyllis Wurm
Phyllis Wurm 7 сарын өмнө
Bye Jim unsubbed you everywhere. Liked you in comedy. Your kids listening to your F bombs? Teach them to cuss early. Like their uncle did at the dinner table.
Ashley Gallo
Ashley Gallo 6 сарын өмнө
Simmer down phyllis save ur fake moral outrage for something that actually matters
sunnydayforever1 7 сарын өмнө
I don't like it when you look thin and put together in some clips. I like it when you look chubby and homeless, you're way funnier. You are my favorite comedian, and your wife and kids are adorable, thanks for keeping everyone laughing! xo #LetsGetCookin
Flying S. Monster
Flying S. Monster 7 сарын өмнө
I’m not ashamed to say I can totally go through a dozen donuts by myself in a day. Pays to workout 😹
Mimosa Chan
Mimosa Chan 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks, Jim. I've been feeling anxious, and your videos make me laugh. The endorphins are keeping some of us from hurting ourselves.
Mylon Ammann
Mylon Ammann 7 сарын өмнө
Actually lmao
Cryptopia 7 сарын өмнө
Jims the best, i love me
Scott Woodworth
Scott Woodworth 7 сарын өмнө
You were GREAT, then you talked politics. Michael Jordan said, "Republicans buy shoes too." Good advice. Bye.
Cheryl McNutt
Cheryl McNutt 7 сарын өмнө
Nothing about fairs...still very enjoyable, just sayin’.
q7wasp7 7 сарын өмнө
9-20-2020 - - - Hey, I ate a doughnut out of a dumpster at work one time. It was still in the Quality Dairy box with some others that were smashed but this one was intact and probably only a day or so old. I didn't eat the pizza though - I got my limits.
Jim Penn
Jim Penn 7 сарын өмнө
'Casket on a string' lmaooooo The whole standup - nothing but laughs!
Mike Wazowski
Mike Wazowski 7 сарын өмнө
I went to a state fair and there was a ride that had chairs on a very feeble looking chain with a single cable as back up. My friends wanted to ride it but being heavier all the bells and whistles went off even after the Carny told me it was safe. I didn't go, and 24 hours later a lady and her kid died the next evening on the same side.
Kabe Lamb
Kabe Lamb 7 сарын өмнө
Jim its so hard to watch ur standup without tearing up from laughter. Your awesome!!
JuliRocket 8 сарын өмнө
Stephen Loose
Stephen Loose 8 сарын өмнө
Thank you for having the gumption to use your voice to address the mess this country is in...we are fans forever unless you vote for trump!
Bass Daddy
Bass Daddy 8 сарын өмнө
Unsubscribed you should’ve kept your mouth shut about trump.
Impeccable Living
Impeccable Living 4 сарын өмнө
Trump lost you dirtbag, get over it.
Mr Brown
Mr Brown 8 сарын өмнө
How does he do so many brilliantly funny videos? Amazing!
axeonutube 8 сарын өмнө
You are one of the funniest persons I know. I hope you do another show! Come to Sacramento, CA.
Jared Newbatt
Jared Newbatt 8 сарын өмнө
You should have kept your last 2 cents instead of giving...now it's obvious that you have no sense. LOST MY SUBSCRIPTION...and sorry to say I don't know anyone else who watches you, though i continually try to get people to watch with me...so not a big lose for you anyways, well, but times how many...
Lori Yost
Lori Yost 8 сарын өмнө
Love to you, Jim, and your family. After Trump and his MAGAts killed my mother with Trump's COVID, it was hard to trust MAGAts, and to find something that made me laugh. Thank you for your stand against PRO DEATH Trump. Thanks again for always making me laugh. I always thought it was weird that that strollers are built for use to PUSH OUR INFANTS IN FRONT OF MOVING TRAFFIC IN THE CROSSWALK.
El Ram
El Ram 8 сарын өмнө
Best wishes. 😢❤️🌷
Jim Perry
Jim Perry 8 сарын өмнө
Here because of his recent tweets. subscribed!
Robert Badillo
Robert Badillo 8 сарын өмнө
How many guys hide in the bathroom my wife said im weird and the only one lol
ThePeacemaker848 8 сарын өмнө
Fat guy with doughnuts in his luggage. ....of course.
-Omega Zero-
-Omega Zero- 8 сарын өмнө
Jim you’re helping us get through this year
INSOMNIA 8 сарын өмнө
deep fried burmese python is a florida delacesy
Rhiannon Zakarian
Rhiannon Zakarian 8 сарын өмнө
Love ya Jim
yeeaahhzz 8 сарын өмнө
omg the donut bit made my face hurt im ded
VooDoo 8 сарын өмнө
the bomb Gaff....would make a great neighbor .....THX!
TwoBoys Mom
TwoBoys Mom 8 сарын өмнө
I love watching these every day!
John C
John C 8 сарын өмнө
Being on an elevator with the let’s not look at each other stare into blank space. So true.
JOL 8 сарын өмнө
Walk those doughnuts out to the homeless, buddy!
TJ Rooger
TJ Rooger 8 сарын өмнө
MNdown needs to get their act together. I have to go out of my way to find these. That's like 15 seconds of my life I'll never get back, every day
RuleofFive 8 сарын өмнө
2:48 'There are people walking around waterparks with the CONFIDENCE...that they shouldn't have.....'
Dusty Kolkin
Dusty Kolkin 8 сарын өмнө
The rides look like they were built in the 60s
Darlene Martens
Darlene Martens 8 сарын өмнө
Never mind Fairs. AHffairs are DANGEROUS! 🤦‍♀️
Lisa Pierra
Lisa Pierra 8 сарын өмнө
I was on a caged ferris wheel at a county fair and the pin fell out that held the cage door closed! My friend held it closed the whole time! Death averted!!😂🤣
Y. R.
Y. R. 8 сарын өмнө
Bingo Farm
Bingo Farm 8 сарын өмнө
Beth S
Beth S 8 сарын өмнө
I've seen this 5 times and it still hurts when I laugh.
jjohnston94 8 сарын өмнө
The TSA could take a lesson from Matt Paxton, the cleanup guy on "Hoarders". He hires ex-cons, because he knows they don't judge.
Melanie Cravens
Melanie Cravens 8 сарын өмнө
Food is best thing about the fair
Melanie Cravens
Melanie Cravens 8 сарын өмнө
I'll let the kids go first. Lol
Gwen Ruhoff
Gwen Ruhoff 8 сарын өмнө
He’s hilarious and uplifting...salt of the Earth
Kathy Overton
Kathy Overton 8 сарын өмнө
Love his humor!
bugoobiga 8 сарын өмнө
I'm waiting for you to tell us that you once saw a guy in public press the side of one of his nostrils down with one finger while forcing all the air in his chest out of the other nostril into the street or bushes...Snot Rocket
sclogse1 8 сарын өмнө
These, and the Steady Crafting videos smooth out the bumps. God, I wish I could remember jokes. What? A pencil? Are you kidding? People don't use pencils anymore! They ask Google for a joke, man. Dude! I actually knew a guy in San Carlos California who called his wife dude. It was jaw dropping. But somehow...it was ...ok.
Lynn B.
Lynn B. 8 сарын өмнө
Thank you Jim for making my day better.
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 8 сарын өмнө
Thanks Jim.. your videos are helping us get through these oftentimes strange “pandemic days” - laughing certainly helps relieve the stress!!! I Never get tired of your clips!!
moydamer 8 сарын өмнө
I once got on a ride at a fair, and the operator started the ride without lowering our lap bar. I had to pull it down myself, which was almost impossible from inside the seat, while the ride was going.
Samantha Jones
Samantha Jones 8 сарын өмнө
Why bother standing up to do comedy these days. How about sit down comedy with a Pizza?
Megan Sappington
Megan Sappington 8 сарын өмнө
Thank you for helping America's mental health...i so need this....
VeteranRedBeard 8 сарын өмнө
Im Surprised he released all this footage from his specials. Yeah he must be making bank from ad sense, but I'm glad I can still watch his stuff after I cancelled my Netflix.
VeteranRedBeard 8 сарын өмнө
@imiss toronto yes I know. But many comedians do put their act on youtube for fear of losing revenue from the streaming service. All these are old
Susana Sunshine
Susana Sunshine 8 сарын өмнө
No, as an adult it’s like, “welp, there goes $300 bucks!”
Adam Arens
Adam Arens 8 сарын өмнө
I’ve had deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair Dallas. It is delicious of course. They flavor it with sauce/topping of your choice, I chose garlic. It’s fun but I love a smoked turkey leg more than any fair food.
Mellow NES Superstar
Mellow NES Superstar 8 сарын өмнө
Not sure who heard about it, wish Jim had... There was a girl 2 ot 3 years ago that was on the ride called the " ecstasy " and if you know what that is you will understand more. You go sideways, upside down, rightside up all while spinning at a crazy speed. (Yes it's a puke machine) Anyways, the young girl got her hair caught in the ride and it basically tore all of her hair AND a HUGE chunk of her scalp right off. Not sure if you could find the pictures now but it was horrendous. Poor girl will never grow normal hair again and I believe almost died from it. I get the joke, but a lot of those rides are truly VERY dangerous. Almost said lol, but seemed inappropriate since I have seen how it can be..
Mellow NES Superstar
Mellow NES Superstar 8 сарын өмнө
@Tia Marie Completely agree. If a ride cannot handle fairly long hair then it needs to be changed. I would hope it WAS changed after that but who knows..
Tia Marie
Tia Marie 8 сарын өмнө
Poor girl! Rides should always get tested for safety, every once in a while. Especially, intense ones like that. I would never go on anything like that, by the way. They're too scary.
riverraisin1 8 сарын өмнө
I've always had this urge to walk into an elevator and stand facing the back wall instead of turning around. Or enter a crowded elevator and stand in the front facing everyone inside. Alas, it's only an urge.
sneakyFingers DeVandle
sneakyFingers DeVandle 8 сарын өмнө
Anybody ever call u at night, then tell sum1 else to root'em while u on the phone and in the same night ask If u they boyfriend??? Cos that sound like some weird voodoo shit an how I use that to an advantage????♧
K R 8 сарын өмнө
Been watching all of these. My new favourite comedian. 👍
Daddy-0 Long Legs
Daddy-0 Long Legs 8 сарын өмнө
The "tub of turd" line was so subtle. Seriously, you are a class act and maybe one day I'll be able to tell you that to your face.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox 8 сарын өмнө
Got any jokes about discussing Philosophy? 😐
Lianna Pfister
Lianna Pfister 8 сарын өмнө
Man remember when we could go to fairs? I miss fun being legal...
Ray Bin
Ray Bin 4 сарын өмнө
I miss fun
Brent Hall
Brent Hall 8 сарын өмнө
Keep them coming. You the man jim
Janet Blake
Janet Blake 8 сарын өмнө
Just love Jim's comedy. Very funny and keeps it clean 😀🇨🇦
Seawatersoul 8 сарын өмнө
Omg casket on a string 😳😬😆😆😆😆😆
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