"British vs. Americans" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Noble Ape)

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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers Dad Is Fat (2013) and Food: A Love Story (2014) He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Gavin H
Gavin H Өдрийн өмнө
Wow, we have a museum about Eminem in Britain?! I don't remember that opening, how odd...
Meg Bolton
Meg Bolton 2 өдрийн өмнө
I roomed with a girl from Ireland ( close enough) and I had made a mug of tea. My roommate looked at me and asked, “ Meg, are you going to have tea?” Dinner equals tea.
Keith Mc
Keith Mc 5 өдрийн өмнө
Prince Edward was King of England as Edward VIII, before he abdicated the thrown.
JRE
JRE 7 өдрийн өмнө
Good standup. Funny stuff. Hate the dumb voices.
Team Explorers
Team Explorers 15 өдрийн өмнө
I went to the M&M store in Times Square.
Carol Laskey
Carol Laskey 15 өдрийн өмнө
I've seen other stand up routines from this comedian and yes I thought he was good but this one..nope..not funny.
Opposite OfNinja
Opposite OfNinja 28 өдрийн өмнө
As a Brit I am saddened that Jim wouldn't do the British jokes over here. Some might face letters of complaint, but generally everything Jim does is sublime
Adam Name
Adam Name Сарын өмнө
Jim they wouldve said he's gone absolutely bonkers!
Edith Dlp
Edith Dlp Сарын өмнө
4:33 he is absolutely correct. I have 3 kids and I really know how it feels.
pop5678eye
pop5678eye Сарын өмнө
It is actually quite obnoxious how many Americans believe they don't also have an accent.
jjjjerry
jjjjerry Сарын өмнө
I laughed so hard that I got abs 🤣🤣🤣
David Lucey
David Lucey Сарын өмнө
The British are so polite that they say “May I” before they conquer your country.
Randomicity912
Randomicity912 Сарын өмнө
I've literally never heard anyone ever say hospital with no 'the' in front of it. Lived in the UK for 27 years. Not even once.
Luminya M
Luminya M Сарын өмнө
Omg this was just hilarious. I just got home from work and it is late and I am giggling to myself trying not to wake up the rest of the household. You are magic Jim.
Darla Porter
Darla Porter 2 сарын өмнө
Thanks for all the laughter during this crazy time! Whenever work is getting well work or news is wayyyy too much I listen to your videos! You rock! Hope to see you in concert soon!!! Take care!
mk17173n
mk17173n 2 сарын өмнө
i love his audience member voice the best!
Nate C W
Nate C W 2 сарын өмнө
My wife is from Hull and she doesn't say "Go to hospital" when she's back in England. She says "The NHS? NO."
Rosie Ann Trigger
Rosie Ann Trigger 2 сарын өмнө
I’m British and I say the hospital
Wendy F
Wendy F 2 сарын өмнө
Love you, Jim.
john hampton
john hampton 3 сарын өмнө
I'm american and I am sick of people saying america is the dumbest country in the world when we all know europe is the dumbest country in the world. 🤣🤣🤣
john hampton
john hampton 2 сарын өмнө
@Mr Weetabix Do you know satire and comedy?
Mr Weetabix
Mr Weetabix 2 сарын өмнө
Europe isn’t a country
Susan Stenson
Susan Stenson 3 сарын өмнө
The definition of parenting is perfect.
Simon
Simon 3 сарын өмнө
I guess Jim has never dropped his kids off at "school" or picked up his parents from "church" then?
Wino Kitty
Wino Kitty 3 сарын өмнө
I pushed 'button' on the left like you said the first before you corrected yourself and said it's on the right. What's going to happen now? BTW, no one in America says "the button". We only say button here. R u sure u r from America?
Drwatsonca
Drwatsonca 3 сарын өмнө
Single the Uk invented the English language, it is the Americans who are rejecting all of it.
Lizzy Nightingale
Lizzy Nightingale 3 сарын өмнө
But in the m&m store, you can, theoretically, with no prior experience, take so many m&ms from the troughs under the m&m dispensers, because the troughs may or may not have holes that are fractionally too small
lushiousification
lushiousification 4 сарын өмнө
What about the M&M store in Vegas? Lol
Adrian Waygood
Adrian Waygood 4 сарын өмнө
'The hospital' = a specific hospital; a building. 'Hospital' = the organisation itself.
Eddie the Head
Eddie the Head 3 сарын өмнө
I guess that explains it as I have never once ment the second one.
Compte google
Compte google 4 сарын өмнө
When you're in a bar parking lot and you have two guys running toward you to fight I guess your first punch better CONNECT for that blatant self defense situation.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
The Federal Bureau of Investigation 4 сарын өмнө
Fun fact: American is actually the original accent, but britain decided to change theirs to separate themselves from the Americans.
Nick Lucero
Nick Lucero 4 сарын өмнө
This reads “Jim Gaffigan vs. British Americans”
LoneStar Stallion
LoneStar Stallion 4 сарын өмнө
I thought the dude giving the summary was like a reaction video person, turns out it's the same guy that was trying to make jokes! The stereotype about not saying "the" is kinda particular to Yorkshire and some other regions. They do say the "the" though, it's just silent so that only intelligent people can hear it. That's possibly where you got confused
Cole Thornton
Cole Thornton 4 сарын өмнө
Did you hear about the blond who worked at the M & M factory? She got fired for throwing away all the W's!
Gyor Gyor
Gyor Gyor 4 сарын өмнө
Canada has an M&M stores, they sell meat, not M&Ms.
Meg Perin
Meg Perin 4 сарын өмнө
As an American living in Canada, I still cannot get used to Smarties, which are similar to M&Ms and Rockets are American Smarties. So confusing!
ThatBoyBuntz
ThatBoyBuntz 5 сарын өмнө
This guy seems to forget which country came first. Mum long b4 mom. Driving horse and cart on the left for thousands of years. Also never trust a man with a comb over people
Hornet Says SHAW
Hornet Says SHAW 5 сарын өмнө
As an American, yes.
jbutle4
jbutle4 6 сарын өмнө
The M&M store is on Leicester Square not Piccadilly Circus
Glenn Clark
Glenn Clark 6 сарын өмнө
We don't say 'the' before 'school'. 'I'm going to school'. I guess that's how they feel about 'hospital'. It feels damned weird though.
Sarah Hardy
Sarah Hardy 6 сарын өмнө
Pet peeves, not using adverbs. Btw Edward was already king when he abdicated, he just wasn’t crowned.
Jamie Alexander
Jamie Alexander 6 сарын өмнө
For I was British i would liked to be called Eric Clapton.
Austin Duffield
Austin Duffield 6 сарын өмнө
Do Americans not say "you are going to Jail" ? Or do they say going to The jail?
Frances Bernard
Frances Bernard 6 сарын өмнө
I like this. I feel better now after being yelled at once by a couple of men loyal instead to the queen for me not wanting to give my pretty daughter of 3 coins for the candy machine and the other time when I got yelled at near pop and chips machines at a karate school meet next for not doing the same.
Lulutulip
Lulutulip 6 сарын өмнө
Smarties are WAY better than M's
William H. Baird
William H. Baird 6 сарын өмнө
The British can be Condescending. But no Country is worse than France for that. (and I speak french from Canada) :-)
Mister Grampy
Mister Grampy 6 сарын өмнө
"Yaas, your Eminemce."
diego comilon
diego comilon 7 сарын өмнө
Hi, loved your routine. Your British accent is hilarious, you're very handsome, far beyond the pale! Many greetings from Argentina
Caliban's Revenge
Caliban's Revenge 7 сарын өмнө
What are you on about? We do say "going to THE hospital"?! I think Jim just met one weird guy amd generalised
Mark T
Mark T 7 сарын өмнө
That idiot chose the broad. 😂😂😂😂.
Stephen STEVE
Stephen STEVE 7 сарын өмнө
about as funny as a funeral service
lpgfamily5
lpgfamily5 7 сарын өмнө
Always so funny!
Ron C
Ron C 7 сарын өмнө
I did it!
Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones 7 сарын өмнө
I'm British and i was crying with laughter.
Moe Jaime
Moe Jaime 7 сарын өмнө
Farted !
revinevan87
revinevan87 7 сарын өмнө
m&m stands for Murray and Mars
JenaeMarie
JenaeMarie 7 сарын өмнө
Or when they use the word ‘floor’ for everything - even the outdoors - they should say the ‘ground’!
JenaeMarie
JenaeMarie 7 сарын өмнө
Thank you! I love your sweet family!
ex stormtrooper
ex stormtrooper 8 сарын өмнө
M&Ms were stolen by the USA from the UK. just sayin. #SmartiesFTW
Granny Willow
Granny Willow 8 сарын өмнө
One thing that doesn't make sense to me, is referring to a Drs. office as a "surgery". Huh? Do they do surgeries there? No, only at Hospital. Is he a SURGEON?? No, he's a general practitioner. So....why call it the "Doctor's Surgery".....??? It's an OFFICE, it's where he decides whether or not you need SURGERY at a HOSPITAL. Just doesn't make sense.
The Gipper
The Gipper 8 сарын өмнө
Not a smart career move to alienate half of your audience.
Patricia Hopey
Patricia Hopey 8 сарын өмнө
So funny. I laugh out loud every time. You are very good. 3cheers from Canada
A. M.
A. M. 8 сарын өмнө
Was not expecting him to roast m&m's and melt the building down, but it was absolutely satisfying.
hackedoffable
hackedoffable 8 сарын өмнө
I love it when foreigners take the piss out of us...love it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
Proud Veteran
Proud Veteran 8 сарын өмнө
Why did you go political!!! What a waste of great talent? F bombs? I feel sorry for your wife and children??? WHY???
Bryce Watt
Bryce Watt 8 сарын өмнө
Jim, your career will be affected by your hate, good riddance! You've just lost 50% of your fan base that you worked so hard to get.
S Pike
S Pike 8 сарын өмнө
TOO BAD YOU TURNED POLITICAL.. I THOUGHT YOU ARE FUNNY BUT NOW CAN'T SUPPORT YOU.
hognoxious
hognoxious 8 сарын өмнө
For a minute I thought he was talking about the other Edward.
SJW 57
SJW 57 8 сарын өмнө
Naw...Harry and Megs.
secallen
secallen 8 сарын өмнө
Brit here. That was good.
Hellgrinde
Hellgrinde 8 сарын өмнө
Jim is gonna make the most hilarious santa clause one day when he decides to grow long hair.
TheBizzle1984
TheBizzle1984 8 сарын өмнө
M&Ms are a trash version of smarties. Why is USA chocolate so gross?
SJW 57
SJW 57 8 сарын өмнө
They make a dark chocolate m&m that's pretty good.
Eric Mcoo
Eric Mcoo 8 сарын өмнө
So funny ! Oprah was treated with contempt in an upmarket Italian boutique. Because she was American. not because she was black.
BRONCO4LIFE
BRONCO4LIFE 8 сарын өмнө
Just Subscribed!!! had to,,,. You Animal of Comedy!
Maverick 7
Maverick 7 8 сарын өмнө
This isn't "humour" it's just passing the ti e with lame comments dressed up as wit. Don't waste your time.
Maverick 7
Maverick 7 8 сарын өмнө
@Rob Fraser - :-) - if you have a spare "m" could you put it in......? I can't reach from here.
Endicott Summers
Endicott Summers 8 сарын өмнө
The hospital bit cracked me up. Here's one for Americans: Why do we say "I graduated high school" instead of "I graduated from high school"? Always thought that was weird.
L B
L B 8 сарын өмнө
@Rob Fraser actually as an American it bothers me because it is incorrect and a sign of uncouth.
Starfury MS
Starfury MS 8 сарын өмнө
It's actually the other way around. After they won their independence from Britain, Americans went out of their way to make themselves, their culture and their langauge as different as they could from the British (without ditching English entirely, obv).
the Earl of Oxfordshire
the Earl of Oxfordshire 5 сарын өмнө
Yes this is true.
TOMOLYN
TOMOLYN 8 сарын өмнө
JIM, I am one of your biggest fans- BUT please for KIDS' SAKE: Don't call people D_ _ _ _!!!!!:(
Jemppu
Jemppu 8 сарын өмнө
"Sit in a dark bar and drink beer"... but that WAS what we did with dad as kids 👀
Deborah Costa
Deborah Costa 8 сарын өмнө
My favorite comedian !!
BCMTUK
BCMTUK 8 сарын өмнө
Why is it weird for people to say "hospital" instead of "THE hospital"? Remember that time at _THE_ school when you were late for _THE_ class? And that time when you all went to _THE_ church? Exactly. Also, yes, M&M's World is literally that big: mndown.info/fast/video/2IXRmZqA1mNvao0
Lynda Porter
Lynda Porter 8 сарын өмнө
I would go to the M&M store. I enjoyed going to the Hershey Chocolate store. I'm a chocolate aholic. 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
JOL
JOL 8 сарын өмнө
Now, it's just ;the ER' or outpatient service. Or, does this place take my insurance?
wight1984
wight1984 8 сарын өмнө
I'd say 'I went to hospital when I was ill' in the same way that I'd say 'I went to school as a child' or 'I go to work during the day'. I think the difference between that and 'travelling to a hospital' or 'travelling to a school' is that it's not about a specific place, but more about an activity that I engage in. I actually attended multiple schools in different locations as a child, but 'I went to school' refers to the general fact of having received a school education. In a similar way, 'I went to hospital after a lung problem' is more about receiving treatment than travelling to a specific place.
wight1984
wight1984 25 өдрийн өмнө
On further reflection, I also tend to do this with pub names... so the above explanation doesn't work. It's was pretty normal in my city to say things like 'We're going to Dungeon tonight' or 'will you be at Shooting Star this weekend?'. I remember a Scottish person I was dating at the time calling out the lack of 'the' in those sentences. :)
JUDGEDREY
JUDGEDREY 8 сарын өмнө
Jim, you're the KING!
Patty Sherwood
Patty Sherwood 8 сарын өмнө
I think I am funny when I give him a thumbs down
Aki
Aki 8 сарын өмнө
I wonder how many people thought Picadilly Circus is a circus
patricia pantano
patricia pantano 8 сарын өмнө
“In a pro M&M environment” LOL
In Your Face, Guitar !
In Your Face, Guitar ! 8 сарын өмнө
American: I think she has the flu. Brit: I think she has flu. Grammarly is trying to correct me about the Brit.
neolithic3
neolithic3 8 сарын өмнө
You don't say going to THE school, you just say going to school. So why not hospital?
Jamie Simpson
Jamie Simpson 8 сарын өмнө
These are such dead jokes 😂like the humour is dumb and simple like there's no levels lmao
Dee Marie Dubois
Dee Marie Dubois 8 сарын өмнө
I love the M&M part. Peanut M&Ms are good for you. Don’t listen to that nonsense your doctor is spouting. Luv ya Jim.
Grunt 49
Grunt 49 8 сарын өмнө
You are like Biden,another Gaff i gan.
donkmeister
donkmeister 8 сарын өмнө
I never thought of the hospital thing... Funny thing is, it's derived from French, and the French say "aller a l'hopital", i.e. "to go to the hospital" (yup I missed an accent and a circumflex). Which makes me wonder... Are you Americans secretly French? I mean the evidence is there... You both go to "the" hospital, you both drive on the wrong side of the road, neither of you showed up for WW2, and there is a suspicious number of French-speaking people with American accents in the next country up from you... 🤔 Dude you should do those jokes in Britain, we love a bit of self-deprecation here. 🤣😁
Clarissa Gafoor
Clarissa Gafoor 8 сарын өмнө
Sorry but I'm a Smarty party gall.
Geoff Lewis
Geoff Lewis 8 сарын өмнө
Do your kids say "I'm going to the school after breakfast", or do they say "I'm going to school after breakfast"? What's the difference?
Patty Sherwood
Patty Sherwood 8 сарын өмнө
Geoff Lewis I used to say, “I am going to yonder Walmart.”
Geoff Lewis
Geoff Lewis 8 сарын өмнө
@Patty Sherwood I think you're strange. 🙂
Patty Sherwood
Patty Sherwood 8 сарын өмнө
I say I am going to the Walmart . Everybody else is just going to Walmart
ultrachaoticdragon
ultrachaoticdragon 8 сарын өмнө
Somehow i am impressed how many things you got wrong with England, wasn't it Prince Harry not Prince Edward and the m&m store is in Leicester Square
TheGDJames
TheGDJames 8 сарын өмнө
He meant King Edward VIII 1936.
LJ Da Silva
LJ Da Silva 8 сарын өмнө
You forgot the English expression "Oh course sir, it would be my pleasure." Which translates roughly to "I hope you fall down unconscious and choke in your own vomit." - It's a cruel world.
Paddling Iowa
Paddling Iowa 8 сарын өмнө
The, lol.
Jessica Tiller
Jessica Tiller 8 сарын өмнө
In America we say, I'm going to bed and not I'm going to the bed. Saying 🤔. Have a good night. I have to go to the work!
Peter Gorman
Peter Gorman 8 сарын өмнө
*Have a the good night.
WHU Forever
WHU Forever 8 сарын өмнө
As a Londoner, whenever I occasionally happen upon Piccadilly circus and see the M&M store, I do vomit in my mouth.
Andrew
Andrew 4 сарын өмнө
In that case, you should go to hospital
Bardbuddy
Bardbuddy 8 сарын өмнө
Canadians also omit "the" before "hospital". Maybe all Commonwealth countries do.
Googalar
Googalar 8 сарын өмнө
Ida Lynn Krake Me and everyone I know in Ottawa go to “the” hospital!
Pas Argenio
Pas Argenio 8 сарын өмнө
Downvoted??? Omg how sad your lives must be!
Dan MacMullin
Dan MacMullin 8 сарын өмнө
Man oh man. You are stealing all my free time!! Stop it!!!! Ok...just one more video....but then, that’s it!
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