Best Fast Food Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan

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The best fast food jokes of Jim Gaffigan! LET ME KNOW YOUR FAVORITE joke/chunk IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon Prime. Check out Canadian American and Spanish American by clicking here bit.ly/JGPaleTourist
:38 "Donut Ham Hamburger"
1:15 "Value Meals"
1:39 "Delivery"
4:05 "Cinnabon"
5:40 "In Front of a Vegetarian"
5:56 "KFC & Popeyes"
7:37 "Dunkin Donuts"
9:29 "Fast Food Shame"
11:56 "Ketchup Packets"
16:25 "Waffle House"
18:30 "That's McDonald's"
27:49 "Domino's"
31:28 "Subway"
38:22 "Yum Yum Donuts"
38:48 "Tim Hortons"
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Run with Bulls bit.ly/JGRunwithBulls
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Spanish Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages & Saunas bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Bars: bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
McDonald's bit.ly/JGMcDonalds
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles bit.ly/JGJesus
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Jesus bit.ly/JGJesusinshape
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr bit.ly/JGCarolines
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2
LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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TEXT JIM 646-980-6600
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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Veronica Hernandez
Veronica Hernandez 4 өдрийн өмнө
Makes my day, love a good laugh! 😆
Mike C
Mike C 4 өдрийн өмнө
That Jarrod joke aged like you'd expect.
Ann Wright
Ann Wright 5 өдрийн өмнө
If ever i should need reminding why i gave up Mackie Ds and their ilk some 11 years ago, I'll dive into this again. Still, i love so much of this guy's material. Rarely misses to capture so many of the stupid things we all do or say at one time or t'other
Peace O
Peace O 7 өдрийн өмнө
Slander against Waffle House.
Vikki Novak
Vikki Novak 8 өдрийн өмнө
Who are the 919 people who gave a thumbs down? Jim is the BEST!
Jaylee
Jaylee 9 өдрийн өмнө
I wanted Jim to run for President of the United States
Resident EV1L
Resident EV1L 9 өдрийн өмнө
Hands down best comedian
Marty Dix
Marty Dix 9 өдрийн өмнө
Jim now make the curly fries tht has no big brother in your act it should be a hit
Alain Garcia
Alain Garcia 10 өдрийн өмнө
Thanks the universe for having Jim
Celestine
Celestine 11 өдрийн өмнө
I forgot which state but there's actually now a donut hamburger 🍔
James Bauer
James Bauer 12 өдрийн өмнө
Makes Cancer joke. Cancer commercial pops up.
Patrick McQuillan
Patrick McQuillan 14 өдрийн өмнө
Jim you are one of my favorite , very funny and clean
Adams Cease
Adams Cease 14 өдрийн өмнө
The hat is too small.
Sarah Herrmann
Sarah Herrmann 15 өдрийн өмнө
I think you’re hilarious, Jim, but do you think you could stop referring to women as “BROADS”????? I’ve heard you use it numerous times. I mean, to me as a woman, it’s almost as bad as using the “n” word and after all, it’s 2021, right? Thank you! ERANow
Mary Apffel
Mary Apffel 15 өдрийн өмнө
Real heroes wear badges & carry guns.
mmccrack3n
mmccrack3n 15 өдрийн өмнө
Love it.
FroglingsReborns
FroglingsReborns 16 өдрийн өмнө
the Tim Horton's joke is bit is so accurate. In my town theres a mimi Tim Horton's in a gas station and then literally right across the street theres another Tim Horton's
tchubet
tchubet 16 өдрийн өмнө
“Don’t force your culture on us.” CRYING
Searbhreathach
Searbhreathach 16 өдрийн өмнө
You are so funny! 😂
Joanna Nichols
Joanna Nichols 17 өдрийн өмнө
I love Jim gaffigan so much he is so funny that every day I listen to him
Davey Jr & 70 Times Glory ft.
Davey Jr & 70 Times Glory ft. 18 өдрийн өмнө
We love you man
JbBeats
JbBeats 18 өдрийн өмнө
0:03 The intro already got me 😂
Jim Burrows
Jim Burrows 18 өдрийн өмнө
With delivery, I don't even bother getting up to open the door. I just yell, it's open! and when they walk in, I point at the table where the money is sitting. I've taken my lazy game to a whole new level.
stan kub
stan kub 18 өдрийн өмнө
Dude your non performing voice is john malkovich.
BarrySmithViolin
BarrySmithViolin 16 өдрийн өмнө
Right?? Kinda scary 👻 too
Sarah OLeary
Sarah OLeary 19 өдрийн өмнө
My mcdonalds is chick fil a
Anthony Onstad
Anthony Onstad 21 өдрийн өмнө
Eaaaaaaat freeeeeesh 😂
Ultraviolence
Ultraviolence 22 өдрийн өмнө
His jokes are so timeless that even though I know the punchline by heart, I still laugh like I heard it for the first time.
Crazy Snake
Crazy Snake 23 өдрийн өмнө
Never get the tuna at subway.
Crazy Snake
Crazy Snake 23 өдрийн өмнө
The line “A pedo clown from the 70’s” was gold.
Vickie Johnson
Vickie Johnson 23 өдрийн өмнө
How is it possible for someone to be so funny? Thank goodness for you Jim. We especially needed you now.
FixNBricks
FixNBricks 24 өдрийн өмнө
40 minutes! I can watch the whole video while unloading the popeyes I had for lunch!
ThePapabear2012
ThePapabear2012 26 өдрийн өмнө
Waffle House is my go to
G L U G
G L U G 26 өдрийн өмнө
God loves you guys!
Kevin Marshall
Kevin Marshall 26 өдрийн өмнө
Does anyone else think he looks and sounds like John Malkovich at the beginning?
MapleBalls
MapleBalls 26 өдрийн өмнө
Re-heat fries in a toaster oven, turn every 3 minutes. not a microwave :)
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1 26 өдрийн өмнө
OMG, you hit a couple of topics that only certain comedians can pull off, and you did it sir, 👍🏻LOL, hope the wife & kids are great,😇 OK as well as you, wink wink, 🤪from Florida be safe all✌🏻😷
G L U G
G L U G 26 өдрийн өмнө
God loves you guys!
C. F. Patterson
C. F. Patterson 27 өдрийн өмнө
This Guy is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼
George Pope
George Pope 28 өдрийн өмнө
Myt subway used to have free extra cheese; I think I ruined it for everyone; my family had 3-4X the basic cheese on every sub!
George Pope
George Pope 28 өдрийн өмнө
The Dominos/bread bowl routine was my favorite. But it's all Gaffigan Gold!
John Spartan
John Spartan 28 өдрийн өмнө
You been here 4 hour fat boy. You go home now. That is the gold standard
George P. Hodgson
George P. Hodgson 29 өдрийн өмнө
His jokes remind me most people are stupid.
The one true god Lord Twigo
The one true god Lord Twigo 29 өдрийн өмнө
"We all like Jarred, he seems like a good guy" oh no
Mary
Mary Сарын өмнө
Oh my gosh, you're making my day! LMAO
Henry Renaud
Henry Renaud Сарын өмнө
The guy behind the phone: Yeah, what do you want? Jim: Uh, uh, uh, uh, you have food, right? The guy: Oh, no, not this dude again.
Engelhafen
Engelhafen Сарын өмнө
Proceeds will go to getting Jim a new hat.
Admiral Snaccbar
Admiral Snaccbar Сарын өмнө
The Best Fast Food Jokes are ALL the fast food jokes
george xmas
george xmas Сарын өмнө
No
Loretta Gallagher
Loretta Gallagher Сарын өмнө
Your the best. Thanks for keeping me laughing.
Don Engel
Don Engel Сарын өмнө
JG is our greatest living comedian.
Chris Lavoie
Chris Lavoie Сарын өмнө
❤️💗💙
Donald Stevens
Donald Stevens Сарын өмнө
Your stuff is the best, most clean comedy I've ever heard!
Shibby120
Shibby120 Сарын өмнө
Hope you’re doing well!
Meyaka Brown
Meyaka Brown Сарын өмнө
Thank you so much for this Sr. Gaffigan. I really needed this. 😊💗
Stephen Whittaker
Stephen Whittaker Сарын өмнө
Is it sad that the more he talks about McDonald's the more I'm craving it 😑
dark.demon .queen
dark.demon .queen Сарын өмнө
Guess that whole “I’m releasing a new video every day this pandemic goes on for” ended real quick when they realized this pandemic is gonna happen for AT LEAST a couple more years!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Leo Martin
Leo Martin Сарын өмнө
Who's that guy th the hat on? Oh.
Liam Noah
Liam Noah Сарын өмнө
I LOVE THAT GUY ! Artist should've work WAY MORE to help entertain us during this sad time.
kimbarista 67
kimbarista 67 Сарын өмнө
I want a heart , darn it!😁
kimbarista 67
kimbarista 67 Сарын өмнө
I kno rite Jimmy babe hahaha
kimbarista 67
kimbarista 67 Сарын өмнө
🤣🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Elínrós Díanadóttir
Elínrós Díanadóttir Сарын өмнө
Lots of love to you and your family! Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Trish Harrison
Trish Harrison Сарын өмнө
Did you steal that hat from a goat?
old grey cat
old grey cat Сарын өмнө
Always more to add to the joke list. Looking forwards to what he does about the Irish courts ruling that the subway buns have too much sugar to qualify as bread.
D.C. GARR
D.C. GARR Сарын өмнө
"McDonald's is your kind of place, hamburgers in your face, french fries between your toes, dill pickles up your nose, and don't forget our famous shakes, made from polluted lakes, McDonald's is your kiiiiind of place!" Hey, at least summer camp wasn't a total waste of time...
Bluesummers
Bluesummers Сарын өмнө
This guy has a serious hard on for McDonalds, of all fast food restaurants in the world haha
Don Riedel
Don Riedel Сарын өмнө
Thanks Jim. You're my favorite. The Waffle House bit is genius.
rogeeeferrari
rogeeeferrari Сарын өмнө
Jim, I needed a laugh today real bad, got some real deep down in the gut laughs from this video, thanks Brother...
Dark Warrior
Dark Warrior Сарын өмнө
I had a good laugh Jim, keep it going 😁
Erik Schut
Erik Schut Сарын өмнө
I think the subway jokes were my favorite
Kristy Moore
Kristy Moore Сарын өмнө
You get 2 ketchups and you ask for more, suddenly your bag is filled with 50 ketchups.
Evan AB
Evan AB Сарын өмнө
Alright Mr. Gaffigan, I have a bone to pick with you... I was peacefully sleeping, having fallen asleep listening to youtube and I woke up bit by bit to this video which came on automatically (fan here). I went from a deep sleep to laughing out loud in I don't know how long, but my eyes weren't even open yet and I'm waking up my annoyed husband because I can't control my chittering and laughing out loud! Husband, finally just getting out of bed, starting to get dressed. He didn't ask (married 23 years) but I felt compelled to tell him why I was giggling for the last half hour. So I said, "You know Jim Gaffigan?" He says, "Oh, Yep..." putting on his pants. "So, the reason I was laughing out loud is one of his standup videos came while I was sleeping and could not stop myself from laughing." My husband replies as he leaves the bedroom, "Oh.....text it to me so I can watch it later." Thanks for putting a smile on my face before my eyes opened this morning! Bless you!
Dennis Barber
Dennis Barber Сарын өмнө
Popeyes chicken was originally from the cartoon characters 🤣😂 I miss it when it was that franchise.
Brandt Rooyakkers
Brandt Rooyakkers Сарын өмнө
im only making this comment to be the 1000th comment do i get a prize lol
Michelle Price
Michelle Price Сарын өмнө
Love the hat! :D
Vineet Tiwari
Vineet Tiwari Сарын өмнө
The puny spy relatively plug because cabinet mainly cross to a milky puppy. measly, hysterical squirrel
Daniel Schneider
Daniel Schneider Сарын өмнө
I just ate a pasta bread bowl it was amazing and I'm not in the hospital lol thank you Jim!
Roo Harris
Roo Harris Сарын өмнө
Man my daughter is the QUEEN of ordering out and getting dad to go downstairs to get the food. Only to find her laying on the DOWNSTAIRS couch.
Jacquelin Elizabeth
Jacquelin Elizabeth Сарын өмнө
I once called a local restaurant that did not do delivery and explained that I was way too high to venture across town to pick it up and the restaurant owner drove it over to me. it was nice.
Linda Holbrook
Linda Holbrook Сарын өмнө
😂😂😂😂
Patrick Harrigan
Patrick Harrigan Сарын өмнө
YAM YAM
Aurora Chevalier
Aurora Chevalier Сарын өмнө
I loved the McDonald's bit. I worked there for 5 years and everytime someone would act outraged by how unhealthy the food is, I wanted to ask them if they were in denial about where they were lol.
dark.demon .queen
dark.demon .queen Сарын өмнө
Lol that’s like someone walking into a candy store and complaining everything has too much sugar in it 🤣
walter pedaheda
walter pedaheda Сарын өмнө
I never assume that the world thinks the way I do but the 896 people that gave a thumbs down are dead inside
Diana DeLucia
Diana DeLucia Сарын өмнө
I saw you at Caroline’s. Eddie Brill is a friend.
Connor MacGregor
Connor MacGregor Сарын өмнө
So America jokes
MR. MITCH
MR. MITCH Сарын өмнө
Nice hat. 🤣
3SKB-2218M
3SKB-2218M Сарын өмнө
Intelligence, disguised
Dopamine
Dopamine Сарын өмнө
Are the dislikes just Trump supporter Gaffigan fans that are grasping at political straws for reasons to hate what he's becoming? There are better reasons if you are, but you shouldn't anyway. He is an amazing comedian no matter how you view it.
Sharon T
Sharon T Сарын өмнө
Did subscribed. U went crazy in august. Left. Came back nothing new. Why COVID ? Yes but other comedians still here.
Leigh Harte
Leigh Harte Сарын өмнө
who could possibly give Gaffigan a thumbs down?? Mind boggling....
HEAVYWALL 70
HEAVYWALL 70 Сарын өмнө
The donut ham hamburger became a real thing at fairs The food trucks that made them would sell out QUICK
Torris Ali
Torris Ali Сарын өмнө
I was 7yrs old. The first time I went to a Waffle House (late 80's) the cook looked like Jagger and smoked a cigarette while making our food. I didnt eat anything, and had a hunger headache for hrs. I finally went there last week after a few shots of tequila...to conquer my "FEARS."
Evangeline Petoia
Evangeline Petoia Сарын өмнө
come on..... you know he has more than 40 minutes worth of food jokes and I loove every minute of them🙂
EloquentTroll
EloquentTroll Сарын өмнө
"we all like Jared" That aged like milk
Pam Merrigan
Pam Merrigan 2 сарын өмнө
Dude, you’re kind of funny. You’re cancelled due to your vitriol for our true & duly elected, President Trump.
Sketti Boi
Sketti Boi 2 сарын өмнө
I didn't realize it was you in the intro Jim. I just thought it was some sad old man doing compilations just for something to do. P.S. TQ.
Karla Lethlean
Karla Lethlean 2 сарын өмнө
Jared's probably skinny, he's in prison!
Seeker of The Truth
Seeker of The Truth 2 сарын өмнө
“Keeetchup......you’re being modest.”😂
Brooke Rickettson
Brooke Rickettson 2 сарын өмнө
Just found this guy! Don’t know if it’s the long workday, or if I legit find him hilarious, but I am lmao every other skit!!
Andrew Barsky
Andrew Barsky 2 сарын өмнө
Living in China I can attest to that joke. I’m somewhat insulted when (while well intended) I’m offered silverware.
Max Mayfield
Max Mayfield 2 сарын өмнө
36:33 “we all like Jared, he seems like a nice guy” oof
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