Best DRINKING Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation

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Jim Gaffigan's best drinking jokes from all his past standup!
Drunk with Trees
Flask
Wine
Bar in House
Bars/ Bartenders
Bar & Club Bathrooms
Caesar Cocktail
Craft Beers
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Fast Food mndown.info/fast/video/sqbKa3qquH2Keas
Jesus mndown.info/fast/video/t5qkiaedmXmQr3k
Clothing mndown.info/fast/video/sXmxeINo0nexZGw
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores mndown.info/fast/video/05SnjKmZomZqlqc
Catholic mndown.info/fast/video/y2q2goZp13yfkYk
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO mndown.info/fast/video/3q_JqniOkpVqrIk
CORN mndown.info/fast/video/mY6yemFk1qCNmac
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies mndown.info/fast/video/nYKpaG1nx5ePjJs
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot mndown.info/fast/video/rI-oZHyWsph_q58
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special mndown.info/fast/video/p6fNp66EzItygXA
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Nomadistar
Nomadistar 8 өдрийн өмнө
they are all bad! LOL! Funniest shit I ever heard you say.
Tim Fronimos
Tim Fronimos 8 өдрийн өмнө
Thanks Jim. Hope the family is well.
Christopher Cringle
Christopher Cringle 9 өдрийн өмнө
I got a flask once...never thought of it that way. Aaron you bastard!!!!
Marie Tanner
Marie Tanner 11 өдрийн өмнө
"Hey u seem like a drunk on the go!" 😆
Mat S
Mat S 24 өдрийн өмнө
14 months into the pandemic: „What is a bar?“
l Kelly
l Kelly Сарын өмнө
Beer
Steve Wiles
Steve Wiles Сарын өмнө
How do you tell the quality of a barmaid? By the amount of head you get.
joncolorado
joncolorado Сарын өмнө
Jim gets the oddness of our alcohol-fueled culture. I think it's odd that we put so much importance on one liquid, of all things we eat and drink, in our society. I thought of similar angle in terms of people in my office saying stuff like "TGIF...can't wait to have a drink" or "I'm really going to get my drink on this weekend." You'd never say that about ice cream. "Man, I'm really going to hit the ice cream hard this weekend." People would think you were really strange. But, you replace "ice cream" with "alcohol" and suddenly people are like "all right man, you go!"
Malcolm Weade
Malcolm Weade Сарын өмнө
In the south people most definitely asks why you don't eat mayo. Lol
Roy Hernandez
Roy Hernandez Сарын өмнө
That hipster hat is too large.
Luminescent Pictures
Luminescent Pictures Сарын өмнө
I don't know man... It's weird (not you are weird) that the jokes at the end are talking to the camera... I think for me at least, there is something about watching stand up with the audience present... maybe a vibe of being there that bleeds through the video screen... or hearing the audience laugh along with us, like we're there also... Maybe the Jokes are not as effective without the formal setting... like maybe the jokes would be less effective if you were doing your set to one man on the street...
Jeffrey Bosiljevac
Jeffrey Bosiljevac Сарын өмнө
I’d like to see more from that first clip... when Jim apparently appeared on “Hee Haw”
murph murph
murph murph Сарын өмнө
Alcoholics Anonymous is a joke
jintao wu
jintao wu Сарын өмнө
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Chloe Maxwell
Chloe Maxwell Сарын өмнө
Very funny, except for your Canadian impression, of course!
Papa Dude
Papa Dude Сарын өмнө
Just commenting on the into; Dude, call me. You're as fucked up as I am.
Peter Celle
Peter Celle Сарын өмнө
We’re gonna decorate it. For Jesus.
Nancy's Urban Farm
Nancy's Urban Farm 2 сарын өмнө
Best comedian I’ve ever heard!!!
TayR0C
TayR0C 2 сарын өмнө
I was in tears at the bar segment. Probably because I've worked in bars.
Expose The Bullshit Agenda
Expose The Bullshit Agenda 2 сарын өмнө
“I got wasted last night and then I went to build some low income housing” 🤣
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn 2 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim, just started watching you.... I know, I know, I'm kind of slow!... But, you are without a doubt so stinking funny and the best comedian ever! I'm no prude, yet I so appreciate humor without profanity and porn images! You are a genius! Thank-you! Keep the comedy coming!
sick little monkey
sick little monkey 2 сарын өмнө
The strange thing is ever sense social media came in to being. bathroom graffiti is way down !??! What does that tell you about social media ?!!!!
MsBizzyGurl
MsBizzyGurl 2 сарын өмнө
Tiniest hat ever.
Frank H
Frank H 2 сарын өмнө
But you have said the wife helps write the songs.
Jennifer Williams
Jennifer Williams 2 сарын өмнө
Love it
Olivia Jackson
Olivia Jackson 2 сарын өмнө
Watching this because I'm turning 21 in a week 😼 thank you for helping me stay sane through the pandemic, Jim!
luke witkowski
luke witkowski 2 сарын өмнө
I actually like bloody marys like a lot. I had my own tweeked recipe that made the drink so hot me and my buddy used to call them volcanos
Alice
Alice 3 сарын өмнө
You're simply THE BEST, Jim!
Mango T
Mango T 3 сарын өмнө
That’s so true, when you say you don’t drink, it’s because you have/had a “problem”.
Scott South
Scott South 3 сарын өмнө
Hey, Jim! I remember when you did your first CC special, you didn't drink. When did you start. I'll anxiously await your reply and I'm sure you will! =D
Thunder_Mouse_2014
Thunder_Mouse_2014 3 сарын өмнө
Recovering alcoholic here with some time behind me. The first bit 0:34 about the mayonnaise is a GEM. As with ANYTHING: no means no and requires no explanation. Your drinking doesn't threaten our sobriety, your nagging is just damn annoying. Thanks Mr. Gaffigan, I hope folks see it, laugh, and also hear the message.
rugby846
rugby846 3 сарын өмнө
I made the mistake once of drinking straight Clamato, very incorrectly assuming it would be fine. It was not.
Chevalier Bayard
Chevalier Bayard 3 сарын өмнө
Two Germans friends go to a english pub, one of them asks for two whisky, the waiter replies : dry ? The German : no, zwei !!!
Brian P
Brian P 3 сарын өмнө
Funny man, funny man this is funny man.
Public Domain
Public Domain 3 сарын өмнө
Keep comedy funny Jimmy, please say things, all of em. Roast em all.
Ian Cline
Ian Cline 3 сарын өмнө
You're a filthy liar about posting every day during the pandemic
Margot Hackett
Margot Hackett 3 сарын өмнө
I used to be called the red headed bitch when I bartended! I used To say if you’re not a bartender or screwing one, it is time to go home!
William Hanlon
William Hanlon 3 сарын өмнө
Thanks Jim
D.O.
D.O. 3 сарын өмнө
So when u make a video for people to subscribe is it necesary for u to look like your homeless....or is it strategy?
MAD BUDDHA
MAD BUDDHA 3 сарын өмнө
and AND fix your volume level or get someone to do it..BIG fan !!
MAD BUDDHA
MAD BUDDHA 3 сарын өмнө
young jim seems like a different person than old jim
S Donato
S Donato 3 сарын өмнө
How do you come up with such funny material? 🤣😭😭 The Canadian clam juice jokes had me weak. 🤣
BigBang Witness
BigBang Witness 3 сарын өмнө
Best DRINKING Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation👍
John Hoey
John Hoey 3 сарын өмнө
My wife and I have seen you live several times. On your Hotpockets you asked us after the show during meet & greet if your stuff is funny, because it’s not always easy to tell when you’re on stage. We told you you’re among the funniest ever...we love your work!
The society of benevolence
The society of benevolence 3 сарын өмнө
I like watching jims hair grow back
Theresa Williams
Theresa Williams 3 сарын өмнө
when i was young i put my stockings on mt feet
Gimi Armany
Gimi Armany 3 сарын өмнө
rewatching these earth shatteringly hilarious old videos, I realise my whole view of the world has been moulded by Jims narrative, I now share his inner monologue on all topics...its uncanny, this is a powerful guy👍🏾👍🏾❤❤ and sooo hilariously funny❤❤❤❤🥳🥳🥳
krrrruptidsoless
krrrruptidsoless 4 сарын өмнө
That is his best grin and bear it comic voice when he does the clam juice routine
krrrruptidsoless
krrrruptidsoless 4 сарын өмнө
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Carol Alexander
Carol Alexander 4 сарын өмнө
I am also enjoying the fun neck thing. Delightful addition to my anatomy, for sure.
Snp solo
Snp solo 4 сарын өмнө
Love you too man😁
Cool Breeze
Cool Breeze 4 сарын өмнө
This guys canadian mob voice is the fuccing hilarious
nadia machina
nadia machina 4 сарын өмнө
Ok, I get that Caesars are gross in theory and didn't drink them for most of my life. But in practice, they are delicious (in spite of the clam juice). They also come with the best garnishes. Not excited about drinking clam juice? What if it comes with pickles and bacon and sometimes cheeseburger sliders? And it's spicy. Nom nom. I'm drunk.
King Ofgods6996
King Ofgods6996 4 сарын өмнө
I was drinking out of my flask Bacardi when I herd the flask joke I almost puked of laughter. Good stuff man
drmr4evr69
drmr4evr69 4 сарын өмнө
We love you man... jears...hiccup, I mean chairs...I mean cheerz...*uck it...you know what I'm slaying
STAN DUPP
STAN DUPP 4 сарын өмнө
A guy walks into a bar... That's my best joke. It's not funny, but at least its original.
Shemaiah Bradshaw
Shemaiah Bradshaw 4 сарын өмнө
Drunk adults are just like sober children
Shemaiah Bradshaw
Shemaiah Bradshaw 4 сарын өмнө
Alcoholics go to AA meetings... drunks just drunks
Nick
Nick 4 сарын өмнө
Shout out to all the fellow drinkers that started drinking more since covid
funniebunnie4u
funniebunnie4u 4 сарын өмнө
Yaaaasssss! 🥂🍴
Tom Hoffman
Tom Hoffman 4 сарын өмнө
Vvvvvv
Tone Bone
Tone Bone 4 сарын өмнө
Lame lib..
Scott Libman
Scott Libman 4 сарын өмнө
I'm 48 and it is the only thing I like about life.
Rob S
Rob S 4 сарын өмнө
Jim douchegan
Julian Waugh
Julian Waugh 5 сарын өмнө
You are brilliant!
Nitro Shortbus
Nitro Shortbus 5 сарын өмнө
Looks like somebody's lucky hat was used as a chew toy?
Rcionco
Rcionco 5 сарын өмнө
"...they're all bad!" Haha. Yes!!! Truth!
Kevin Browne
Kevin Browne 5 сарын өмнө
Good job! Still laughing!
linda clarke
linda clarke 5 сарын өмнө
Funny bloke. Waiting for a UK tour. :)
Michael Lowry
Michael Lowry 5 сарын өмнө
all craft beers are bad? wtf? that’s what i get for watching more than 10 seconds of Gaffigan!
damanondastreet WTF
damanondastreet WTF 5 сарын өмнө
Not really that funny. Next!
q7wasp7
q7wasp7 5 сарын өмнө
11-26-2020 - - - "An Irishman walks out of a bar."
K D
K D 4 сарын өмнө
and tells you 'is that your unbraced car, i see rollin' to a far loch' on the short pond diff?
Michele Lupe-Bowe
Michele Lupe-Bowe 5 сарын өмнө
Beer, Bourbon and Prosecco lifes little pleasures. A joke or two from Jim...perfection.
rusty shaklford
rusty shaklford 5 сарын өмнө
11:54 joke dude sounds like joey diaz for real tho
rusty shaklford
rusty shaklford 5 сарын өмнө
So on point
John Montgomerie
John Montgomerie 5 сарын өмнө
at 1235..thats old joke from other comedian..
John Montgomerie
John Montgomerie 5 сарын өмнө
just saying other comedian noticed that too..is all..:)
Carol Hart
Carol Hart 5 сарын өмнө
But Oh, my you are funny!!
Carol Hart
Carol Hart 5 сарын өмнө
I love you, Jim, oh by the way I'm 72, and not as attractive as I once was 😂🤣😂🤣♥️❣
Youcef elhirech
Youcef elhirech 2 сарын өмнө
Still gorgeous
Real Underdog
Real Underdog 4 сарын өмнө
Still going.
George Adcock
George Adcock 5 сарын өмнө
Never understood why people think this guy is funny. I hear enough people whine every day
K D
K D 4 сарын өмнө
a heavy satirical level of 'pepper grinder' on society...
K D
K D 4 сарын өмнө
yes but that is' losers' vs reality translations jokesters.
Melanie Smiley
Melanie Smiley 5 сарын өмнө
You are so funny. Thank you for the videos it has really help my long days go by!!!
Robert T
Robert T 5 сарын өмнө
So I subscribe if I like booze? 👌
Allan Couceiro
Allan Couceiro 5 сарын өмнө
all the "Woooo... wooooooo" from the audience ruins it. Jokes don't need a woo, they need a laugh, a clap. Who introduced the woo? You suck.
gadgetsage
gadgetsage 6 сарын өмнө
I'm gonna celebrate Jesus's birthday by chopping down one of his trees Uh, wut
gadgetsage
gadgetsage 4 сарын өмнө
@K D tf?
K D
K D 4 сарын өмнө
go float on the pacific doldrums. i 'll radio you when u be safe to be social, personal , and hold some guidance.
Jim Yandell
Jim Yandell 6 сарын өмнө
Drink heavily with a demo Dumb president.
Mike Lariviere
Mike Lariviere 6 сарын өмнө
Don’t get a girl drunk, get her stoned. I’ve been around girls that are drunk and stoned and I’ll take stoned any day.
K D
K D 4 сарын өмнө
don't take your wife for granite. THE whole kitchen gets remodeled.!!
Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas 6 сарын өмнө
Bartender!!!!!! mndown.info/fast/video/yHeXoINvzI2Trmg
DarkFlame
DarkFlame 6 сарын өмнө
HAHA! I drink shots then do stuff I'm proud of! I can only make phone calls to make appointments if I'm slightly buzzed.
Pops Coulter
Pops Coulter 6 сарын өмнө
This guys hilarious when he's not being political.
Dave Genther
Dave Genther 6 сарын өмнө
The bar routine may be his funniest bit. Hysterical.
Dee_xx
Dee_xx 6 сарын өмнө
😂😍🇨🇦👍🏽
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce 6 сарын өмнө
Jim is the near funniest standup
Duane Appo
Duane Appo 6 сарын өмнө
Everyday of the american pandemic? Unless Jim is 1,000 years old he won't have enough material.
Charles Martel
Charles Martel 6 сарын өмнө
Jim you are my hero you make me cry for loving Dave Chappelle so much. Thanks for the laughter.
Brendon Dieckhoff
Brendon Dieckhoff 7 сарын өмнө
I love u too Jim!
Hue Mann
Hue Mann 7 сарын өмнө
Jim we love you. Thank you for all that you do. You make life tolerable. In fact, I’m sending all my prayers to you. Don’t spend them all in one place. Unless of course you want to.
Richard Briggs
Richard Briggs 7 сарын өмнө
I enjoy drinking. Beer mostly and the occasional shot or two, etc. I never call it "BOOZE" though. That's like calling the homeless "Hobos"... a little outdated! :D
Space O
Space O 7 сарын өмнө
👍 Everytime, Jim. You're a national treasure and I adore you! 🤘
Alan Thompson
Alan Thompson 7 сарын өмнө
Wisconsin has a bunch of great beers, plank road brewery
V 13
V 13 7 сарын өмнө
Love this guy! 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️👍
WideAwake13Dmt psilocybin
WideAwake13Dmt psilocybin 7 сарын өмнө
"It's only funny because it's true."
mwillblade
mwillblade 7 сарын өмнө
DUDE! You got money, go and get a new hat!
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