Gaffigan Book Chat #ANewDay
1:59
22 өдрийн өмнө
Who's on First Mike and Pat
5:02
Сарын өмнө
Mike and Pat Show: Chicago Italian Beef
7:20
Best Holiday Jokes 2020 - Jim Gaffigan
22:06
Funniest Eating Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
10:08
Funniest Reading Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
5:32
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sparkle monkey
sparkle monkey 7 цагийн өмнө
Bob hope once went to a biker bar and ordered a lemonade " in a dirty glass"
Christian Libertarian
Christian Libertarian 9 цагийн өмнө
Latest thing for neurosurgeons to say: "It's not rocket surgery." Go figure.
brenda redmond
brenda redmond 9 цагийн өмнө
Very impressive.
brenda redmond
brenda redmond 9 цагийн өмнө
I love this!
Anthony Corrado Lalli
Anthony Corrado Lalli 12 цагийн өмнө
Heart-melting! It’s amazing to watch Jim’s early Stand-Up shows when he was single, and how God has now blessed him with a wonderful wife and these beautiful children. 😄
Dubble Yew
Dubble Yew 13 цагийн өмнө
Chris Grandy
Shane Skyrunner
Shane Skyrunner 13 цагийн өмнө
The only Chad I know from the internet is Chad Vader but I get the feeling that's not who Jack was referencing.
Marina Shahq
Marina Shahq 18 цагийн өмнө
Seriously, this is AWARD WINNING STUFF 💐 Bravo, Mike & Pat!! Bravo, Mom and Dad should be so proud.
Marina Shahq
Marina Shahq 18 цагийн өмнө
😱 I am so impressed by these two. 2 Stars are Born🥳
Cynthia Neff
Cynthia Neff 19 цагийн өмнө
Brad Meltzer is amazing! The kiddos have great taste!
Brad K
Brad K 19 цагийн өмнө
Jim, all of your kids are dorks.
Su Phar
Su Phar 21 цагийн өмнө
As a racehorse, I found this material race-ist.
Christine Gainer
Christine Gainer 22 цагийн өмнө
Soooo...Jim likes fish 😂😂😂😂😂
Mallers
Mallers 23 цагийн өмнө
Always makes me smile.....................When I see the word ‘Whales’................reminds me of that tweet from Dumpf (IQ45). When he said it was a ‘pleasure and great honour to meet the Queen and the Prince of Whales’. How the heck could America have elected such a cabbage !!!!!!!
jp allen
jp allen 23 цагийн өмнө
I love you Jim!!
Shadoufang
Shadoufang Өдрийн өмнө
Hi, Jim. I'm a Filipino working in Saudi Arabia. I have a brother with his family living in Winnipeg. And I approve this message. 👋🤣 🤟😂
Roberto Gutiérrez
Roberto Gutiérrez Өдрийн өмнө
😄👍👏👏👏
JbBeats
JbBeats Өдрийн өмнө
6:31 - 6:54 makes me laugh every time
SAS Photography
SAS Photography Өдрийн өмнө
Y’all are great!! Have you tried Gumbo or etoufee from Louisiana?
Fatima Smith
Fatima Smith Өдрийн өмнө
This is hilarious Jim. I love you. Thank God for you& bless your family
Fatima Smith
Fatima Smith Өдрийн өмнө
OMG I loved this one. Il ove you Jim
lisa Arkwright
lisa Arkwright Өдрийн өмнө
Our town has 2 dunkins, and had a Tim Horton’s but it went out of business...
Judith Horeth
Judith Horeth Өдрийн өмнө
Too bad his career died of TDS. I used to really like him.
Nina Vukmanic
Nina Vukmanic Өдрийн өмнө
I can't wait till Jim starts The Gaffigan five band!
George B. Wolffsohn
George B. Wolffsohn Өдрийн өмнө
Sorry, a Catholic mass is maybe 20 minutes. Come to my Episcopal Church mass it's 1 1/2 hours.
Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy Өдрийн өмнө
I live in Europe and prefer the squat for public toilets. My company has two toilets on each side of the building on every floor. Sadly only 1 building side has 1 boot for squatting... the one further away, and still I use it every time. I'm 35 by the way... And my guess is half the people use the squat 😁 by my estimate.
Bill Billinger
Bill Billinger Өдрийн өмнө
I found the " meeting a hooker" line works best. People don't even want to finish the conversation after hearing that.
Huge Moist Anal Cheeks Inc.
Huge Moist Anal Cheeks Inc. Өдрийн өмнө
hey. cool glasses jim
Matt English
Matt English Өдрийн өмнө
Thanks for the lame political joke
Chris Parker
Chris Parker Өдрийн өмнө
The "free" healthcare part was hilarious!
James Tiscareno
James Tiscareno Өдрийн өмнө
So what clever jingle did you come up with to really sell our product ? ( singing ) " Hot Pocket ".... That's genius. That's brilliant.
SP Conrad
SP Conrad Өдрийн өмнө
They don't like cruelty to animals, but they will chop up a baby in the womb, no problem. LOL
PrAphet
PrAphet Өдрийн өмнө
Why do people dislike????
wipperwil
wipperwil Өдрийн өмнө
Why did I ever consume Kale? Bahaha!!!! 🤪🤣😁😁
anthony smith
anthony smith Өдрийн өмнө
Jim!!!!! I can watch your videos forever!!! Thanks for making me laugh till I pee myself........
Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Bullitt Bill
Bullitt Bill Өдрийн өмнө
Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share
Gavin H
Gavin H Өдрийн өмнө
Wow, we have a museum about Eminem in Britain?! I don't remember that opening, how odd...
Cherie G
Cherie G Өдрийн өмнө
Subscribed
Jill Kelly
Jill Kelly Өдрийн өмнө
When I moved to Australia I was perplexed to see them saying "I go to University". I was like "Don't you mean A University?" But no, wtf?!
Becky Smith
Becky Smith Өдрийн өмнө
Baptists drink on the back porch, Methodists drink on the front porch, and Catholics drink all over town 😁
Dorothy Wiseman
Dorothy Wiseman Өдрийн өмнө
Brilliant.
Rebecca Uhl
Rebecca Uhl Өдрийн өмнө
Just brilliant!!!
Grunt Andre
Grunt Andre Өдрийн өмнө
Hyper inflation. Thanks democrats. It is just starting but making very quick progress in bring down our country
S. C.
S. C. Өдрийн өмнө
Fry bread is a Native American dish. It is quickly going mainstream but if you want the real deal find some Natives.
Stefania Spadafora
Stefania Spadafora Өдрийн өмнө
There's a gym near Buffalo in the same parking lot as a drive thru pizza place 😂 I always imagine the treadmills would be set up facing the pizza place!
SP Conrad
SP Conrad Өдрийн өмнө
Body wash, too much work. Soap up in like 30 seconds.
Agnes Mooney
Agnes Mooney Өдрийн өмнө
I adore these jitter bugs....so cute !!!
Sgt Lucifer
Sgt Lucifer Өдрийн өмнө
- wow, every member of the Gaffigans have 4 eyes. they could easily pay for the eye doctor's dream vacation.
Marion Ake
Marion Ake 2 өдрийн өмнө
I'm going to give a thumbs on this one . Balogny
TechSpiritedZ
TechSpiritedZ 2 өдрийн өмнө
2:00
tony florez
tony florez 2 өдрийн өмнө
I got to stop watching these jim videos Im starting to talk to my self all day like he does everytime i do something wrong which is all day!
Ghost 8842
Ghost 8842 2 өдрийн өмнө
"How can we all name 3 people who have dated Jennifer Aniston?" lol I don't even know who that is XD
jp allen
jp allen 2 өдрийн өмнө
He is so good! Iam in tears! We love you Jim! What room are you staying in?
JbBeats
JbBeats 2 өдрийн өмнө
14:55 I laugh every single time I see this
Joanne Mercader
Joanne Mercader 2 өдрийн өмнө
I know, right?
AdventuresByKyssa
AdventuresByKyssa 2 өдрийн өмнө
0:00 - 0:13 basically at least once a week where I used to work...and oh boy we'd get a lot of free cake. I probably gained a few pounds in the process, but who cares?
Robert Nast
Robert Nast 2 өдрийн өмнө
Jim! If it weren't for you ied have committed suicide a long time ago
David Atkinson
David Atkinson 2 өдрийн өмнө
C.
Jean
Jean 2 өдрийн өмнө
I’m not crazy about fish .... unless it’s not fishy LOL! Love almost any shellfish though aka bugs! LOL!!
Jean
Jean 2 өдрийн өмнө
Yeah I only remember Gorbachev because of that birthmark LOL!!! Truth.
Meg Bolton
Meg Bolton 2 өдрийн өмнө
I roomed with a girl from Ireland ( close enough) and I had made a mug of tea. My roommate looked at me and asked, “ Meg, are you going to have tea?” Dinner equals tea.
Robert Steinberger
Robert Steinberger 2 өдрийн өмнө
Actually only americans are moneyminded enough to sell a bottle of water for 60 dollars.
David Chioreanu
David Chioreanu 2 өдрийн өмнө
Kitchener gang
Mark Maurer
Mark Maurer 2 өдрийн өмнө
I was at an art museum and there was a very large and I guess old ladder. It was a ladder but it was the size of a bookcase or a refrigerator. And the real devil of it was it wasn't entirely clear that it was a display. So I'm staring at this ladder not knowing what the hell it is and I just reach out and I tap it with my knuckle. Immediately a security guard's like Sir please do not touch the art displays. I say I'm sorry He says don't be sorry just don't touch the display. I felt like an idiot, it was a well-made ladder, but I don't think it needed to be in the museum. Still I shouldn't have touched it, but I wasn't entirely sure it was part of the collection, so... FYI
_Dreamer_
_Dreamer_ 2 өдрийн өмнө
any who...
Courier Six
Courier Six 2 өдрийн өмнө
There ain't nothing wrong with being bald
Aleyna Mutlu
Aleyna Mutlu 2 өдрийн өмнө
I thought it was mama gaffigan