Gaffigan Book Chat #ANewDay
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14 цагийн өмнө
Who's on First Mike and Pat
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Mike and Pat Show: Chicago Italian Beef
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Best Holiday Jokes 2020 - Jim Gaffigan
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Funniest Eating Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
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Funniest Reading Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
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Kalaukia
Kalaukia 6 цагийн өмнө
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard!
Alex xelA
Alex xelA 8 цагийн өмнө
Right on!
Trevor Corkery
Trevor Corkery 9 цагийн өмнө
The ghost of Rob Ford is angry Trump made the world forget about him and what he meant to Canada.
Rochelle Johnson
Rochelle Johnson 9 цагийн өмнө
Lol lol lol come on you're not stuffy
Rochelle Johnson
Rochelle Johnson 9 цагийн өмнө
Did you really make your kids wear those really stuffy outfits everyone knows you're family isn't the stuffy kind
Alan Krumm
Alan Krumm 9 цагийн өмнө
Wow those kids can chug some beer
Ditzaholic - Lilsisloo
Ditzaholic - Lilsisloo 10 цагийн өмнө
Zooming quickly to Amazon to purchase... super cute 🥰 love your comedy & love your kiddos, very special
Vedang Singhal
Vedang Singhal 11 цагийн өмнө
Yall ever had fried oreos.
Ann Sluder
Ann Sluder 11 цагийн өмнө
They look and act just like you Jim. G. Love your. P.S. hello from the south.
G L U G
G L U G 12 цагийн өмнө
God loves you guys!
Diamond Girl
Diamond Girl 14 цагийн өмнө
You guys are so cute!
Thrifting Maven
Thrifting Maven 14 цагийн өмнө
Wow, she look like her dad😂😂😂
a lindley
a lindley 14 цагийн өмнө
Isn't it cool that Prince Phillip got both simultaneously? Prince Phillip got to marry the women he loved AND to be the Prince Consort of England....how cool was that?
a lindley
a lindley 15 цагийн өмнө
I like the LIndt store in Copley Square, near WGBH headquarters and that church with the big wonderful pipe organ that sounds well when tuned in mean tone temperament, even better than the M&M store in London. I was there a few years ago buying a bag of truffles, selecting a nice variety of different kinds, when the African American male clerk started hinting around at the idea that the right kind of truffle for me to buy might be the vanilla covered chocolate truffle, kind of like a reverse oreo cookie. I handled it the best way possible, with a joke. I started telling him about JFK's West Berlin Speech, and that 'Ich Bin Ein Berliner" actually means "I am a Jelly Doughnut". He had never heard that story before...he was too young to have grown up knowing it. It made him laugh, "You mean, the President of the United States said in German, in front of everyone, "I am a Jelly Doughnut??" Yep. So, yeah, sure, I told him, I"ll be a vanilla covered chocolate truffle any day, in solidarity with Jelly Doughnuts and Berliners and Bismarcks and People Who Love Freedom everywhere! Bist du wahrelich ein Berliner? Ich, nun, Ich Bin Eine Lindt Truffle (a girl truffle, of course, hence the attempt at a feminine article: einE, not ein)! Sehr Chocolat! Noch mit dem Vanilla [coating] heiraus. (Please pardon my pidgeon German! It's every bit as bad as JFK's, authentically so! But I'm not descended from anybody named "Kennedy". Anyone who thinks I might look a little like JFK, needs to ask the ghost of Mrs. Rose Kennedy who that handsome, hunky, brilliant, yet empathetic, seventeen-year-old college basketball star was--Go, Indiana!!! Indiana, Wooo-hooo!-- that was hanging around with her as part of his summer job in the Berkshires, all those years ago, in August of the Summer of Nineteen Sixteen.)
Kelly Spryszak
Kelly Spryszak 15 цагийн өмнө
I need these for my daughter! Thanks for the recommendation and reviews!
Evan Cole
Evan Cole 15 цагийн өмнө
I swear poutine outside Quebec isn’t any good
Vivien
Vivien 16 цагийн өмнө
Jim never fails to make me laugh. This set is fire
Pieces2thePuzzle
Pieces2thePuzzle 16 цагийн өмнө
Is it ok to say I love Jim? Hope so.
Gwen Heath
Gwen Heath 17 цагийн өмнө
Listen to Jim when I need to relax & laugh. He has a special talent. Keep it up Jim✝️
DerekTurnerActor1
DerekTurnerActor1 17 цагийн өмнө
To Jim, personally - without religious mention, please make Trump laugh. Preferably in public. He might want to laugh wildly. I may contact him. Amazing performance.
escape.this.world Alvey
escape.this.world Alvey 18 цагийн өмнө
As a mom of 5, my husband and I can so relate. Lol I approve this message.
tominator3
tominator3 19 цагийн өмнө
Jim Gaffigan for President 2024!
Thessaly Meteora
Thessaly Meteora 19 цагийн өмнө
An excellent review! Very well done! Cheers!
BroKenCooper
BroKenCooper 20 цагийн өмнө
You should learn a new line or two about Canada... Milton Brairl did your gig or your doing his in the 60's ? As a America 's trying to tell Canadian's something that you have no clue about is funny to us! Your lack of lines makes me think, your doing lots of _____ ______ ______ 's It's funny how the Snow and cold stops a the USA border? I guess snow will not freeze in the gunfire smoke that fills the air!
Kathy Morgan
Kathy Morgan 20 цагийн өмнө
I teach fifth grade and when I see kids excited about a book, I want it! So I bought it and can’t wait to share with my students! Thanks for your review!
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio 17 цагийн өмнө
Hello dear how are you doing today
Wilson
Wilson 21 цагийн өмнө
6:15 Don't forget to check out the basement.
Aurélie
Aurélie 21 цагийн өмнө
Actually, Vladimir Putin in French is literally the same word as the “F word” in French: putain. Both are pronounced poo - tan. French presidents blush when saying his name in professional broadcasts... If only Jim Gaffigan knew Putin is the F-word.... 😂🤣 Someone please tell him.
Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez 22 цагийн өмнө
Now people are gonna call him racist because he named his dog Serena like the tennis player
Chris Stanton
Chris Stanton 23 цагийн өмнө
Waaayyyy too much JG. And the family only makes it worse. Used to be a fan.
Line Frenette
Line Frenette 23 цагийн өмнө
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jacqueline Moreno
Jacqueline Moreno 23 цагийн өмнө
Would be awesome to see all the behind the scenes work. Heck of a Job!👏
Velma Fullerton
Velma Fullerton Өдрийн өмнө
❤️❤️❤️
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio 17 цагийн өмнө
Hello dear how are you doing today
Memes 4 the masses
Memes 4 the masses Өдрийн өмнө
As a Canadian any comedian that makes a joke about Canada is automatically funny because we are just happy to be included
Mister Mack
Mister Mack Өдрийн өмнө
Gaffigan is more genius than you know. He takes his family all across the globe. As long as he writes one joke about it, the trip is a tax write off. Brilliant
colin mackenzie
colin mackenzie Өдрийн өмнө
I CHALLENGE YOU...to Say Worcestester Sauce. You can drink your Vinegar!!! 😅🤣😂
Oshungurl
Oshungurl Өдрийн өмнө
Colonoscopy prep= worst bathroom spa date ever.
djpsycosmiley1
djpsycosmiley1 Өдрийн өмнө
Freemason Jester
Jersey Girl
Jersey Girl Өдрийн өмнө
Your family has made dealing with this whole pandemic a little bit better-keep the videos coming!
Monics Hastings
Monics Hastings Өдрийн өмнө
Hilarious. Only problem was I was trying to fall asleep. And just as I was about to knock off several times I started laughing out loud at something he said, and I was awake all over again
Lettuce Carrots
Lettuce Carrots Өдрийн өмнө
Cute video! Please make more like this. No editing is required like on the extremely rare Mike & Pat episodes.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio 17 цагийн өмнө
Hello dear how are you doing today
Spite Lip
Spite Lip Өдрийн өмнө
I mean US did that too. Kansas City, Kansas and Kansas City, Missouri - and they touch. Some buildings are in both.
Scott Joseph
Scott Joseph Өдрийн өмнө
Europeans tend to be entitled and ungrateful. I married an American woman from Alabama. The End.
PoliticsArFunny
PoliticsArFunny Өдрийн өмнө
i had to subscribe for the animals......Jim your a monster lol
dodger
dodger Өдрийн өмнө
A pine Tree Grows In Brooklyn🌲. 💯. 🤣
Anthony Onstad
Anthony Onstad Өдрийн өмнө
Hilarious 😂
Aurélie
Aurélie Өдрийн өмнө
I’ve hated donuts since I was a kid. I just think they’re gross tasting. I literally can’t understand why everyone likes them. This stand up left me so confused 😂🤣😭😭😭😭
Anthony Onstad
Anthony Onstad Өдрийн өмнө
Eaaaaaaat freeeeeesh 😂
Thomas Leisman
Thomas Leisman Өдрийн өмнө
If you "de-thaw" something, you have "re-frozen" it. Let's Get Cookin'!
Anonymous Human
Anonymous Human Өдрийн өмнө
Resist viral stealth marketing for bacon. Pigs are at least as smart and loveable as dogs.
revinevan87
revinevan87 Өдрийн өмнө
this is honestly one of the the best segments ever
Arias Group
Arias Group Өдрийн өмнө
the show is great!!! the minute 12:00 is pathetic and waste of time,,,, I love you, men.
Thomas Leisman
Thomas Leisman Өдрийн өмнө
I think Patrick grew weary of the irony. Lol
Rayne Michelle
Rayne Michelle Өдрийн өмнө
I'm allergic to most seafood, except fin fish. Mollusks, crustaceans, cephalopods; can't eat any of them.
robbycan
robbycan Өдрийн өмнө
he is so funny
Juan Doe
Juan Doe Өдрийн өмнө
Get high on acid and Jim will sound like a genius!!
Betsy French
Betsy French Өдрийн өмнө
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio 17 цагийн өмнө
Hello dear how are you doing today
Sue Brown
Sue Brown Өдрийн өмнө
That was sweet..the pipe was a nice added touch!
Juan Doe
Juan Doe Өдрийн өмнө
I need a cheeseburger trainer myself!!
Beth Pemberton
Beth Pemberton Өдрийн өмнө
Adorable. They are just little chips off the ol blockhead, aren't they?
Emmanuel J
Emmanuel J Өдрийн өмнө
he forgot east vancouver.... T.T
Rick Greenway
Rick Greenway Өдрийн өмнө
I’m calling PETA 1-800- EAT-BEEF
btetschner
btetschner Өдрийн өмнө
Very funny, thank you for the video.
Natalie Dennings
Natalie Dennings Өдрийн өмнө
Readers are leaders.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio 17 цагийн өмнө
Hello dear how are you doing today
James Crawford
James Crawford Өдрийн өмнө
Your child is a girl wearing an actual necktie. And she is in a skirt? Cross-legged, the entire time? ... You think this is a good idea? I, with ZERO daughters, would murder anyone who put MY DAUGHTER on the internet like this. How about pants or a full dress next time? And, if I am wrong, please, tell me how?
bjc2
bjc2 Өдрийн өмнө
The Gaffigan kids are awesome! They always make me smile. 😄
ramesh chinnasamy
ramesh chinnasamy Өдрийн өмнө
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Yolsa wise
Yolsa wise Өдрийн өмнө
Ur funny but we Atheists dont talk to God when we are in trouble like during exams or when we lose our kid in the mall. Alot of religious people like to think we do but we don't.
T.A.G
T.A.G Өдрийн өмнө
Whoa they still make books I remember those!!!
Toby Gaschott
Toby Gaschott Өдрийн өмнө
Thank you, again! Laughter always works!
Steve O
Steve O Өдрийн өмнө
good use of the pipe as a prop. does Jim smoke?
Luis Monroy
Luis Monroy Өдрийн өмнө
Lol I’ll make sure to read some of these to my son ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
Doug Eldredge
Doug Eldredge Өдрийн өмнө
kc has a lot of bbq , but n carolina got the best bbq
Mary Brew
Mary Brew Өдрийн өмнө
♥️❤🖤💛🧡💚💜💙💖💝
Peter pensive
Peter pensive Өдрийн өмнө
are comedians the modern Prophets? Well, I guess he's all we got.
james curtis
james curtis Өдрийн өмнө
my appendix burst- had it taken out in the middle of the night- was told if I had waited an hour more I would have died- the pain was unbelievable-don't know what the damn thing did- but I do know they can kill you
Paula Sloter
Paula Sloter Өдрийн өмнө
Saw this in Omaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
monty girl
monty girl Өдрийн өмнө
Thank you so much Gaffigan's family. Love, love, love your family. oxo
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio 17 цагийн өмнө
Hello dear how are you doing today
FactsOver Fiction
FactsOver Fiction Өдрийн өмнө
"Never enough 'fu' in the 'ton'." Tru!
Tenderfoot Prepper
Tenderfoot Prepper Өдрийн өмнө
Wow, I like Jim Gaffigan, but he owes Seinfeld like two hundred dollars.
griz063
griz063 Өдрийн өмнө
I can't believe Mike wouldn't eat "finger-food"!