Bob hope once went to a biker bar and ordered a lemonade " in a dirty glass"

Latest thing for neurosurgeons to say: "It's not rocket surgery." Go figure.

Very impressive.

I love this!

Heart-melting! It’s amazing to watch Jim’s early Stand-Up shows when he was single, and how God has now blessed him with a wonderful wife and these beautiful children. 😄

Chris Grandy

The only Chad I know from the internet is Chad Vader but I get the feeling that's not who Jack was referencing.

Seriously, this is AWARD WINNING STUFF 💐 Bravo, Mike & Pat!! Bravo, Mom and Dad should be so proud.

😱 I am so impressed by these two. 2 Stars are Born🥳

Brad Meltzer is amazing! The kiddos have great taste!

Jim, all of your kids are dorks.

As a racehorse, I found this material race-ist.

Soooo...Jim likes fish 😂😂😂😂😂

Always makes me smile.....................When I see the word ‘Whales’................reminds me of that tweet from Dumpf (IQ45). When he said it was a ‘pleasure and great honour to meet the Queen and the Prince of Whales’. How the heck could America have elected such a cabbage !!!!!!!

I love you Jim!!

Hi, Jim. I'm a Filipino working in Saudi Arabia. I have a brother with his family living in Winnipeg. And I approve this message. 👋🤣 🤟😂

😄👍👏👏👏

6:31 - 6:54 makes me laugh every time

Y’all are great!! Have you tried Gumbo or etoufee from Louisiana?

This is hilarious Jim. I love you. Thank God for you& bless your family

OMG I loved this one. Il ove you Jim

Our town has 2 dunkins, and had a Tim Horton’s but it went out of business...

Too bad his career died of TDS. I used to really like him.

I can't wait till Jim starts The Gaffigan five band!

Sorry, a Catholic mass is maybe 20 minutes. Come to my Episcopal Church mass it's 1 1/2 hours.

I live in Europe and prefer the squat for public toilets. My company has two toilets on each side of the building on every floor. Sadly only 1 building side has 1 boot for squatting... the one further away, and still I use it every time. I'm 35 by the way... And my guess is half the people use the squat 😁 by my estimate.

I found the " meeting a hooker" line works best. People don't even want to finish the conversation after hearing that.

hey. cool glasses jim

Thanks for the lame political joke

The "free" healthcare part was hilarious!

So what clever jingle did you come up with to really sell our product ? ( singing ) " Hot Pocket ".... That's genius. That's brilliant.

They don't like cruelty to animals, but they will chop up a baby in the womb, no problem. LOL

Why do people dislike????

Why did I ever consume Kale? Bahaha!!!! 🤪🤣😁😁

Jim!!!!! I can watch your videos forever!!! Thanks for making me laugh till I pee myself........

Has anyone seen the short where he Farts Onstage?!?! HILARIOUS!🤣 mndown.infoPNjkObfNldc?feature=share

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Wow, we have a museum about Eminem in Britain?! I don't remember that opening, how odd...

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When I moved to Australia I was perplexed to see them saying "I go to University". I was like "Don't you mean A University?" But no, wtf?!

Baptists drink on the back porch, Methodists drink on the front porch, and Catholics drink all over town 😁

Brilliant.

Just brilliant!!!

Hyper inflation. Thanks democrats. It is just starting but making very quick progress in bring down our country

Fry bread is a Native American dish. It is quickly going mainstream but if you want the real deal find some Natives.

There's a gym near Buffalo in the same parking lot as a drive thru pizza place 😂 I always imagine the treadmills would be set up facing the pizza place!

Body wash, too much work. Soap up in like 30 seconds.

I adore these jitter bugs....so cute !!!

- wow, every member of the Gaffigans have 4 eyes. they could easily pay for the eye doctor's dream vacation.

I'm going to give a thumbs on this one . Balogny

2:00

I got to stop watching these jim videos Im starting to talk to my self all day like he does everytime i do something wrong which is all day!

"How can we all name 3 people who have dated Jennifer Aniston?" lol I don't even know who that is XD

He is so good! Iam in tears! We love you Jim! What room are you staying in?

14:55 I laugh every single time I see this

I know, right?

0:00 - 0:13 basically at least once a week where I used to work...and oh boy we'd get a lot of free cake. I probably gained a few pounds in the process, but who cares?

Jim! If it weren't for you ied have committed suicide a long time ago

C.

I’m not crazy about fish .... unless it’s not fishy LOL! Love almost any shellfish though aka bugs! LOL!!

Yeah I only remember Gorbachev because of that birthmark LOL!!! Truth.

I roomed with a girl from Ireland ( close enough) and I had made a mug of tea. My roommate looked at me and asked, “ Meg, are you going to have tea?” Dinner equals tea.

Actually only americans are moneyminded enough to sell a bottle of water for 60 dollars.

Kitchener gang

I was at an art museum and there was a very large and I guess old ladder. It was a ladder but it was the size of a bookcase or a refrigerator. And the real devil of it was it wasn't entirely clear that it was a display. So I'm staring at this ladder not knowing what the hell it is and I just reach out and I tap it with my knuckle. Immediately a security guard's like Sir please do not touch the art displays. I say I'm sorry He says don't be sorry just don't touch the display. I felt like an idiot, it was a well-made ladder, but I don't think it needed to be in the museum. Still I shouldn't have touched it, but I wasn't entirely sure it was part of the collection, so... FYI

any who...

There ain't nothing wrong with being bald

I thought it was mama gaffigan